EXCELSIOR is the second solo album by British musician LOLZ Coombes.

btw Han Solo has a Wikipedia page

― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, May 16, 2018 9:51 AM

Ive edited the fucker before. Quite aware.

― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, May 16, 2018 9:52 AM

[from Kevin Smith thread]

My heart goes out to his children, Jessica Rabbit Smith and Funko Fleshlight Smith

― Elonio Grimesci (wins), Wednesday, 30 May 2018 14:04 (fifty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It isn't often the US Politics thread gets a loud laugh from me, but this did:

Officials also told NBC News that the report stated that Kim might be willing to open a Western hamburger franchise in the capital of Pyongyang as a gesture of goodwill toward Trump. Trump is well known for his preference for fast food like McDonald’s.

truly, we are in the dumbest possible timeline

― i am fast and full of teeth. i willl die in a barn fire (bizarro gazzara)

It's certainly made me question that whole 'life is a gift' thing.

― I really like the acting, dialogue and especially the scenes (Old Lunch)
i mean we've all received unwanted gifts before right

― i am fast and full of teeth. i willl die in a barn fire (bizarro gazzara)
Can we stop and admire the beauty of those sentences

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)

life: the novelty socks you get from the universe on your birthday

― i am fast and full of teeth. i willl die in a barn fire (bizarro gazzara)

You know the whole thing about “Shannon” and Casey Kasem, right?

Do tell...

― Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Saturday, June 2, 2018 2:41 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Well, you see, Casey was alone with Shannon one day when he starts eying this jar of peanut butter...

― On the Wingers of Love: The Kip & Debra Story (Old Lunch), Saturday, June 2, 2018 2:45 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Actually has nothing to do with “Shannon,” sorry.

― omgneto and ittanium mayne (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, June 2, 2018 3:07 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

My partner (Canadian) and I (British) were talking about hypothetical dog names for our hypothetical dog, and I suggested Toby after the dog in A Study in Scarlet, and then she told me Toby was a racist slave name, but she couldn't remember why. Is this a thing? All I could find online was a dialogue reference from Eastbound and Down, and, more pertinitently, that Toby was Levar B's slave name in Roots (I haven't seen it). Anyway - Toby: yes or monstrous?

― Chuck_Tatum, Monday, June 4, 2018 4:21 PM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

...

that is the question

― laurel or hardyhearin (darraghmac), Monday, June 4, 2018 4:52 PM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Toby, or not .. (eurgh!)

OK lol

[from the "I HATE APPLE" thread]

Surely the worst company in the world is an oil company

― valorous wokelord (silby), Monday, June 4, 2018 2:25 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no its apple
https://i.imgur.com/hgn7ul2.jpg

― ||||||||, Monday, June 4, 2018 2:41 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

edited for teh lol

Dull story - One time (1990 or thereabouts) we had our works' Christmas do in Stringfellows (me neither), it was alright but at one point I decided to go up to the DJ box and request some Stone Roses (I know, I know), dude said "yeah, OK" and about 10-15 mins later he played "Fools Gold". It wasn't until I looked again I realised it was the man himself.

So, why would he be running the DJ decks during a fairly nondescript corporate booking, being fairly low-key himself? I guess he enjoyed the work.

There you go, finished now, wake up..

― Mark G, Thursday, June 7, 2018 12:20 PM (thirty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fool's Gold = Stringo's brand of fake tan

― Ward Fowler, Thursday, June 7, 2018 12:50 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my best friend and i were both creeped out by the show as kids; thx bye
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Thursday, June 7, 2018 9:26 AM (one hour ago)

bye!!!
― flamenco blorf (BradNelson), Thursday, June 7, 2018 9:27 AM (one hour ago)

[image of Wednesday and Pugsley Addams]
― I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.), Thursday, June 7, 2018 9:30 AM (one hour ago)

yes! i'm sure they preferred Soupy Sales and Chuck McCann too
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Thursday, June 7, 2018 9:31 AM (one hour ago)

my best friend and i were both creeped out by the show as kids; thx bye
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Thursday, June 7, 2018 9:26 AM (eight minutes ago)

Somehow both unsurprising and revelatory.
― This Bobo Isn't Going to Honk Itself (Old Lunch), Thursday, June 7, 2018 9:36 AM (one hour ago)

has the meaning of 'bye' changed recently or
― and TOWERS MONACO as 'seaman' (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, June 7, 2018 9:36 AM (one hour ago)

hee

Slight edit for lol maximisation:

See, I see things like that and wonder about the target market. If you love a band (any band) enough to shell out $500, you already have all their records, loads of B-sides, loads of live records.

The idea that there's something SO NEW on exactly this compilation that it is worth a week's salary seems bonkers to me. But then I am not a PhishHead / Phishohpile / Ichthyologist / Treymonger (or whatever they're called; don't tell me because I don't care).

― emotional support vegetable (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, June 7, 2018 4:45 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i actually wish it were any of those

― flamenco blorf (BradNelson), Thursday, June 7, 2018 4:47 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Oh hell, is it... Phans?

― emotional support vegetable (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, June 7, 2018 4:49 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Oh hell, is it... Phans?

― emotional support vegetable (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, June 6, 2018 11:49 AM (thirteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm so sorry

― flamenco blorf (BradNelson), Thursday, June 7, 2018 5:03 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It was the best of Grimes, it was the worst of Grimes.

― and she could see an earmuff factory (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 24 May 2018 20:06 (two weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, musk be in want of a wife.

― DACA Flocka Flame (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 24 May 2018 22:10 (two weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

good solid work from all

(from the WC footy thread, edited because Cristiano Ronaldo needs to die in a fire, and for lols:)

wasn't there something in the Olympics where each team had a limited number of video appeals they could ask for?

― koogs, Monday, June 25, 2018 11:43 PM (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the olympics also has horses and divin boards dyou want them too dyou

― under a mand'rin tsar (darraghmac), Monday, June 25, 2018 11:45 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

Credit where credit is due, that is genius from the boy deems.

rename "socialism" to "legal weed"

― devops mom (silby), Thursday, 28 June 2018 21:53

...

One of the things I love about the word "socialism" is that it sounds nice and has the word "social" in it. Like it just doesn't sound scary no matter how hard you try to make it sound scary.

― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 28 June 2018

imagine if it were "weedism"

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 28 June 2018

hell yeah

idgi?

also I feel otherized by hurting's comment, suffering as I do from severe social anxiety

the more "alive" frampton is, the more dead i feel

― Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Monday, July 2, 2018 1:31 AM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink