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DaxFlame

the starring role in tostitos way (roxymuzak), Monday, 25 May 2009 02:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Monday, 25 May 2009 03:00 (fourteen years ago) link

i know re-cut trailers are so '06, but this is good:

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Monday, 25 May 2009 03:10 (fourteen years ago) link

dax flame is a comic genius.

cutty, Monday, 25 May 2009 03:39 (fourteen years ago) link

don't worry i already read the entire ED entry but i still think he is REAL

hell bus ride (harbl), Monday, 25 May 2009 04:20 (fourteen years ago) link

(jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Monday, 25 May 2009 06:02 (fourteen years ago) link

passengers otm

Louis Jagged (sic), Monday, 25 May 2009 07:49 (fourteen years ago) link

the weekly Yelp newsletter about bikes today was titled this:

Put The Fun Between Your Legs
May 27

This Weekly Yelp brought to you by 
SF Women Against Rape

they got so many complaints, they resent w/a new title

(jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 23:04 (fourteen years ago) link

L
O
L

blair underwood: "man up" (omar little), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 23:05 (fourteen years ago) link

OMG

Chaki Demus & Pliers (ENBB), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 23:06 (fourteen years ago) link

ahahahahahahahaaa

anal jaguar dudes (jjjusten), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 23:27 (fourteen years ago) link

there's no way that wasn't deliberate, surely... there's a weird tone-deafness about such puns with a lot of people in the media, i find, like the line where the 'joke' is in tv shows like The Day Today has become blurred, and making really lame and off-colour puns is supposedly okay...

norksclovetofu (stevie), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 23:38 (fourteen years ago) link

yelp folks, as i've noted elsewhere ad infinitum, are mostly pretty lame and tone-deaf and unaware and almost offensively MOR

blair underwood: "man up" (omar little), Thursday, 28 May 2009 00:04 (fourteen years ago) link

er Every Day I'm Hustlin'

(jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Thursday, 28 May 2009 03:08 (fourteen years ago) link

his soul is still dancing!

dmr, Thursday, 28 May 2009 03:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Okay, one last keyboard cat:
http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2009/05/26/play-him-off-keyboard-cat/

im drunk so no forks (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 28 May 2009 04:34 (fourteen years ago) link

i almost didn't watch that till the end. That's the new Herzog. Jesus Christ.

dan selzer, Thursday, 28 May 2009 05:15 (fourteen years ago) link

MC PEPEY - THINK IT TWICE *LYRICS*

(INTRO: MC Pepey & ShootR)

Hey yo P, you got a fukin letter outside dog
Man, what the fuck youre talking about? Let me see that shit
Where was this shit man?
Daamn, what the fuck is this shit?
I dont know bitch, it was at the gate outside, fool
Yo dis is bullshit. Fuck this shit!
Hey yo SHOOTR gimme a dope ass beat
Hell yeah man!

(1st Verse: MC PEPEY)

The year is 09, First of all, I dissed yo ass,
cuz, at first we were tight friends n shit,
but all of a sudden, u started to get low key n shit,
remember that friends are always down,
but suddenly u were all away,
never keeping your homies close,
do you remember dres day?

I used my rap as you write your letters,
expressing my shit, never ever talked behind yo back,
I didnt, u say you got backstabbed, but I was the one,
who felt the same way, whack shit I know,
and as quick as a train u spoke to me again,
askin why I did dat, I was feeling kinda weird
cuz I havent see ya in a long long time,
not even at dres day
was a phone call impossible to make?

now you say Im all obsessed with my shit,
dude, to me its all the same, I give a fuck about them,
and you know the rest, dis is just my own little fukin game,

If I wouldve like to fuck them, then I wouldve done it,
this is true, strait up, but fool, cant u see,
Im not a scumbag like you,
I got a lot business to do,
now trying to teach me psychology n shit,
but damn fool, I know myself, say whateva yo wanna say,
yo think I spend my days thinking bout all of you??
HELL NO muthafuka! (see ya around buddy boy)

Im always under pressure,
dats why I pay for my own beers, for anything I want,
not only standing next, to my daddys nuts,
Im a grown up for sure,
tell me why should I been doing shit like this?
like most of you, including yo self,
now tell me whos the one thats been livin a fucked up life?

Ive been living my life at 100%, enjoying my self,
I got plans to do, and dude Im living my dreams,
making the phat buck all by myself, soon to be bigger,
never ever needing anyones help,
now what the fuck have you done for yourself ?
think it over fool, so dont play me homie.

(2nd Verse: MC PEPEY)

A rap its a rap, not a real fact (but this time Im real),
you dumb fuck cant you see that?
I believe u dont. however now you think youre smarter n shit,
I guess, its all in your muthafukin head,
Dude, I was always down for you,
but now everything has changed.
So dont try to act all grown up n shit,
and talk to me like if u were my dad or my muthafukin boss,
fool, I really dont give a fuck about all of you.

And you claim my worst enemy is myself?
Fool let me guess since when u became a psychiatric at its best?
Damn, Im feeling kinda sorry for you, for real,
bitch dont u know its me whos got that degree?

And let me let u know, I dont hate myself as you claim,
I got no time to hate, never ever, never hate no one,
not even yo self, dude get a job or something,
a girl, and stay off the hoes, and dont even trip,
I wont be cruising down your street, as I never did,
It wasnt me who chased you that night,
it was you know who, but he didnt have the balls to say it,
now tell me whos been living a fucked up life?

(Chorus: MC PEPEY)

Now think it twice
Think it twice
think it twice whos been livin a fucked up life
of emptiness, loneliness and misery?

Think it twice think it twice
whos been livin a fucked up life
of emptiness, loneliness and misery?

(3rd Verse: MC PEPEY)

And let me answer that one last question
how do I see myself into the future?

Definitely not like yours, still making it big time,
not wasting all my time,
tell me when the fuck have you done, what I have done?
Never fool, some people cant handle it,
I did, cuz I know how to keep up with it,
never sniffing coke, gotta stay sober for my shit,
lets talk about you, living like a busta since the old days,
however drinking brew to feel cool, fool,
stay off, stop living in your fantasy-land,
and get yo feet, back to the muthafuckin real life,
and stick as much as u want to the roxx G,
when someones dead for me, its dead for me,
Im saying this, cuz just Im clever as ever.
And thanks for the inspiration
Ive been writing my own raps thanks to yo ass.

(Chorus: MC PEPEY)

Think it twice
think it twice whos been livin a fucked up life
of emptiness, loneliness and misery?

Think it twice
think it twice whos been livin a fucked up life
of emptiness, loneliness and misery?

Think it twice
think it twice whos been livin a fucked up life
of emptiness, loneliness and misery?

Think it twice
think it twice whos been livin a fucked up life
of emptiness, loneliness and misery?

Think it twice

I know in my soul that history will avenge the Wayanses (jeff), Thursday, 28 May 2009 22:24 (fourteen years ago) link

dax flame is a comic genius.

― cutty, Sunday, May 24, 2009 11:39 PM (4 days ago)

OTM. Anyone who thinks his schtick is aspies, here you go (his finest hour IMO):

"alt-black" (Pillbox), Thursday, 28 May 2009 22:28 (fourteen years ago) link

attn: n/a

something about dax flame reminds me of an extended max b. bit

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 28 May 2009 22:46 (fourteen years ago) link

"a one way ticket to explosiontown" is a username waiting to happen

Feugh! (since somebody always asks: rhymes with "Peugh!") (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 May 2009 01:56 (fourteen years ago) link

more auto tune the news:

cutty, Friday, 29 May 2009 14:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Surprised this hasn't been picked up by a network comedy show yet.

Feugh! (since somebody always asks: rhymes with "Peugh!") (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 May 2009 16:07 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm surprised YOU haven't been picked up by a network comedy show yet

faced

s1ocki, Friday, 29 May 2009 19:53 (fourteen years ago) link

funny you should mention it: I'm actually the guy playing T-Pain in the "I'm On a Boat" sketch.

Feugh! (since somebody always asks: rhymes with "Peugh!") (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 May 2009 19:56 (fourteen years ago) link

defaced

s1ocki, Friday, 29 May 2009 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

the starring role in tostitos way (roxymuzak), Friday, 29 May 2009 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i40.tinypic.com/k12bfn.png

let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 03:08 (fourteen years ago) link

i bought my sister that for her birthday, how me & the cashier guy rofled

rosario speedwagon (nickalicious), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA8z7f7a2Pk

cutty, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 23:24 (fourteen years ago) link

i thought he was gonna fall down the hill or something but that pretty sweet

the original dancer had a very kattan vibe imo

let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 23:28 (fourteen years ago) link

if that song would have been 2 minutes longer there would be a crazy dancing mob tearing across the country right now

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 23:29 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, shame about the song ending

cutty, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 23:33 (fourteen years ago) link

haha that is cool, who says one person can't make a difference! what's the song?

Local Garda, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 23:40 (fourteen years ago) link

santigold - unstoppable

let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 23:42 (fourteen years ago) link

oh okay, I only know that one track of hers you hear around...

Local Garda, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 23:47 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean, that is LOL but it is also kind of awesome?

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 23:58 (fourteen years ago) link

i give it ten minutes until honda or bud lite or apple turn it into an ad.

pending echeques (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 02:45 (fourteen years ago) link

but that's still kinda fun

pending echeques (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 02:45 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean, that is LOL but it is also kind of awesome?

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, June 2, 2009 7:58 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

Exactly.

Chaki Demus & Pliers (ENBB), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 03:15 (fourteen years ago) link

white people

am0n, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 04:38 (fourteen years ago) link

that's exactly what JW said on facebook

pending echeques (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 12:38 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxQIgHM_AlM

languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 13:46 (fourteen years ago) link

omg

Bad Gaygay (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 15:21 (fourteen years ago) link

oh shit, this is the ultimate:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQZtk4juibk#

Shtick Monthly (country matters), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 15:42 (fourteen years ago) link


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