misheard lyrics

When I was a kid listening to Exposé's 'When I Looked at Him', I used to hear 'when I looked at him with love eternally' as 'when I looked at him with love, he turned to leave'.

I heard Rod Stewart's "Young Turks" the other day for the first time in ages, and remembered that when I was young and it was first a hit I thought the lyrics in the second verse was "life is so brief, and Tommy's a thief when you're undecided." I was like, "This song is about Billy and Patty, who the heck is Tommy?"

Spotlight on Lou Rawls, y'all
Aw, don't he look boss, y'all
Said he loves to hurt his ding dong

Until last year I thought the chorus of Dancing Queen was "You can dance / You can die / Having the time of your life."

I am one of the many who initially heard "Come along, you Starbucks lovers" in the chorus of Taylor Swift's "Black Space" (...even tho I knew that couldn't really be the line).

Someone to claim us, someone to follow
Someone to shave us, some gay Lou Barlow

I can certainly conceive of Taylor Swift singing that line.

xpost (or is it?)

Aqua sea foam shame
Sunburned freezer burn
Choking on the ashes of a renerade

I thought a lot of Cobain's lyrics were made up euphonious words for many years

I wish I could remember all of my original super super wrong interpretations. It would make for a hilarious alternative Nirvana lyric sheet.

She keeps a pompous shrade of my heart

A Milano?
Hell if I know
A mosquito
Jalapeno
Yeah

Hey
Way
I've got a new fromblay

BORN IN A JUNKYARD

we are we are we are the charm children

she don't lie she don't lie she don't lie
croquet

we are we are we are the charm children

Ha yeah I don't think Google is right!

I’ve referenced Google’s version of a lot of song lyrics lately (simply because they appear immediately, at the top of the search results) — and I think I’ve always found at least one glaring mistake.

i always thought the Sundays lyiric was "the finest hour i've ever known/ was finding a pal in the underground" but it seems it's "finding a pound on the Underground" which is admittedly better

"I'm traveling in some vehicle
I'm sitting in some cafe
A defector from the petty wars
That shell shocked love awaits"

and the actual lyric - "away" - is so much better obv

We are we are God's chilled wren

.. Isn't it?

Shoobidduh
Shoobidduh
Shoobidduh 'round me, all riiiiight

crazy daddy - a tall pedo
("metronomic underground")

this came on shuffle yesterday - Hole - Celebrity Skin "no I'm not selling sheep"

I always thought ODB said "Up from the 36 Chambers...it's the GOOCH!"

at the open of Clan in the Front

I mean RZA

Cause is time is time is time with your time and is news is captured

tbf hardly matters if you mishear Jon Anderson lyrics

I just heard Rodriguez Sugar Man for the first time in a deserted Duke of Hawarden and this guy going on about his jumpers and coats was really putting me on edge

In "Call me maybe" I always thought she was singing "I've heard Satan is real" but it's actually "At first sight and it's real".

I've misheard Ramones "I wanna be well" as "I wanna be whipped" for years.

My brother and I thought the Mr Belvedere theme was:

Streets on-a China
Never met him before

That's all for everyone
Must be just too sexy, what I need

Just saw the lyrics to “Do Ya” and what I thought was “Commander!” or “ Amanda!” is supposedly “C’mon now.” I believe I am not alone in this.

Until last year I thought the chorus of Dancing Queen was "You can dance / You can die / Having the time of your life."

Unfortunately no

Ah okay, I looked it up

Rather puerile but for a long time on 'Today' by Smashing Pumpkins, I thought Corgan was singing "My angel wings were bruised and restrained, my willy stings".

lol

lately this has been stuck in my head: "IIIIIIIIIIIIII liiiiiiiiiiiiike the Christian Right"

LOL. Someone right wing nutjob of a musician should record that! You up for it, Morrissey?

Another on the Corgan tip:

Sail
Down in Oahu
Sail
I am one

lol that's p good

Deftones - "Elite"

Chino has heavy vocal effects and he's shrill screaming, so the verse sounds like

"When you're ripe
You're Billy Joel
You're Billy Joel!"

Found out it was "bleed out of control" and can't hear it the old way anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdUoPaleNK8

1:04
In a crowded room
I won't text too much

For some reason I was thinking about this recently: When I was a little kid, back in the days of AM Gold, I used to hear "The Night Chicago Died" all the time. I was far too young to have any context or reason for knowing who Al Capone was, and my little dumb kid brain didn't really hear what it was they were singing. So for some reason, I parsed it as something like, "A man called Bobbabone." Which struck me as a hilariously unlikely name even then.

Me and my friends had that issue with Barbara Ann.

We thought it was Bob Beran

En skikkelse lå der på bakken
Så vond at de blomster rundt visnet
En dyster sjel lå der på bakken
Så kald at alt vann ble til is
En skygge da falt over skogen

Da skikkelsens sjel visnet bort
For skikkelsens sjel var en skygge
En skygge av vondskapens makt

I always mishear it as 'skkkgwhaaahhwooowwwggghh'.