Bait My Clickhole

Oops, I used the wrong link for the right-wing one, but it's that "patriothole" that's been around for a while already

Yeah, Patriothole's a bit lukewarm, I guess because those targets have been hit so often it's difficult to do something new w/ them.

Not that I'm suggesting we shouldn't keep punching away tbc.

we've been living in the patriothole world too long

resistancehole is good

sir, mister poster sir. doctor. my gentleman. why do you keep posting? madam.

Waste Of Time: Starbucks Closed Down For Anti-Bias Training Today Even Though We’ve Moved On And Are Mad About Other Things Now https://t.co/NbISPsOGCo

— ResistanceHole (@ResistanceHole) May 29, 2018

ahahahaha

https://resistancehole.clickhole.com/calling-all-resistance-members-roe-v-wade-is-in-dange-1827213172

resistancehole is justifying its existence

oh man, owned!

don't read the comments

not entirely surprising

People familiar with the company's thinking believe that Univision wants to sell its reported 40% stake in the Onion. Staff tell me that UCI execs don't seem to get the distinctions between sites, and some execs are "not even sure what Clickhole is." https://t.co/Wc3fp7cvl2

— Max Tani (@maxwelltani) July 6, 2018

lmao

do they make money? I always wonder how big the audiences are for the secondary sites (or even the onion)

don't read the comments

― Simon H., Thursday, July 5, 2018 1:37 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my god, are people really making earnest fucking comments on fucking Clickhole? it never ceases to amaze me how spectacularly people will play themselves.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dh7Cck7VAAAP0Og.jpg:small

lmfao

The Washington Post keeps citing that Clickhole story for like four grafs pic.twitter.com/OqlGyoxeVM

— Steven Lemongello (@SteveLemongello) July 10, 2018

*Ahem*

This story has been updated to remove material attributed to a satirical Web publication, Clickhole. https://t.co/qxLXFS84Pw

— Washington Post (@washingtonpost) July 10, 2018

information age of tomorrow

Just woke up to realize I forgot Clickhole was a satire website. I hear there are worse ways to wake up.

— Meagan Flynn (@Meagan_Flynn) July 10, 2018

lol brutal

incredible:
https://www.clickhole.com/marketing-win-ray-ban-won-an-award-for-its-incredible-1826873876

https://resistancehole.clickhole.com/bad-news-for-the-resistance-sources-close-to-mueller-1826194497

jesus god there’s some horribly lurid imagery in there huh

https://www.clickhole.com/entering-a-new-market-listerine-has-asked-anyone-who-i-1826873473

https://scontent-sjc3-1.cdninstagram.com/vp/a1bbe33b461d178493268f8e18d1da3e/5C1AB988/t51.2885-15/sh0.08/e35/p640x640/40967883_2050215411709060_2524109051013365760_n.jpg

lol

The Kids At School Bullied Him…Until He Had A Defensive Ink Sac Surgically Inserted Into His Mouth https://t.co/pYPnvVkWKW pic.twitter.com/AAOLZuGdIp

— ClickHole (@ClickHole) October 3, 2018

This is top 5 clickhole imo. Up there with Garbage Sons and Geese In Daughter's Bedroom.

https://lifestyle.clickhole.com/5-times-the-animatronic-fox-on-splash-mountain-addresse-1825122431?utm_medium=sharefromsite&utm_source=clickhole_copy&utm_campaign=top

After the ride, I told the Disney World employee working the line what had happened, and he just said, “That sounds bad.” But he didn’t do anything.

The fact that he gets back on the ride four more times in order for the conceit to work is one of my favorite parts.

Finding Common Ground: This White Man And This Muslim Woman Both Have ‘Trump’ Painted On Their Garages https://t.co/iOkiLonSuR pic.twitter.com/LxVTbD27Vc

— ClickHole (@ClickHole) November 9, 2018

oh no

heee

https://i.imgur.com/SuC2IDh.jpg

https://voices.clickhole.com/the-stories-in-the-flintstones-are-powerful-but-they-1825124094

https://www.clickhole.com/hot-hot-hollywood-armie-hammer-has-removed-his-toupee-1829588651?utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_source=Twitter&utm_campaign=SF&utm_content=Main

i love the latest house style, and this might be their best headline yet

agreed, a real corker

This Will Change the Way You Watch 'O Brother, Where Are Thou?' pic.twitter.com/jK5s1MjESw

— ClickHole (@ClickHole) January 22, 2019

Neat!

dying @ five dollar foot long

v glad to finally learn what the new deal was

https://www.clickhole.com/foodies-rejoice-this-chef-make-a-hamburger-1832468254

https://www.clickhole.com/girl-power-american-girl-has-released-a-new-doll-who-w-1832277584

brutal

oooof

Her full set includes a newspaper with a front page story about Rosa Parks that she cut out in order to save a story about a local animal shelter from the other side of the page, plus a trophy that her softball team won in their all-white youth league.

Fighting Harassment: Twitter Will Now Only Allow Users To Tweet, ‘Die, Bitch’ To Bitches Who Should Die https://t.co/xj0O5BBc0d pic.twitter.com/avUs53JESv

— ClickHole (@ClickHole) February 19, 2019

good pitch honestly https://www.clickhole.com/lucky-to-be-alive-harrison-ford-got-his-sleeve-caught-1832659778

I loled

I'd watch that movie

https://lifestyle.clickhole.com/get-horny-on-these-6-pictures-of-lust-despot-channing-t-1825121420

whoever writes these has the best style on clickhole

:D

https://www.clickhole.com/hey-can-you-watch-my-stuff-1825121034

this is so good

https://www.clickhole.com/5-signs-your-son-didn-t-pull-the-correct-lessons-from-w-1833546126

https://www.clickhole.com/now-that-univision-isn-t-our-corporate-owner-anymore-w-1833891542