execrable children's programming pox

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Beyblade doesn't look like something I'll have to worry about but this Yo-Kai Watch thing seems to have a ton of cute animals, which is right up her alley. I am very afraid.

I miss Wonder Pets and Backyardigans.

how's life, Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:22 (one year ago) link

Wonder Pets featured some of the most negligent parents in the world though. </judging>

pplains, Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:25 (one year ago) link

Yeah, what the fuck, mama kangaroo? YOU EVEN HAVE A HANDY POUCH TO KEEP YOUR YOUNG IN.

But the "...Save the Beetles" ep was choice.

I like the Boinga song from Backyardigans' "Mission to Mars." Bubble Guppies brought some clever lyric writing (like the internal rhymes in "all of the bones that everyone owns / underneath the skin they're in").

moresoupial (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:31 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Is this 'baby shark' song an actual thing or just something my son has picked up from somewhere?

kinder, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 21:38 (one year ago) link

this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR2o6k8aPlI

sleeve, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 21:41 (one year ago) link

this is the one I know and am doomed to have in my head forever:
http://youtu.be/XqZsoesa55w

I'm not actually sure which version he was trying to tell me about ...

kinder, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 21:45 (one year ago) link

1.3 BILLION views

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 23:18 (one year ago) link

jesus christ

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 23:18 (one year ago) link

they teach it in day care. its got its own coordinated hand movements and everything

I saw the vid sleeve posted, thought "ahh that's where it comes from". later came to realize that every cheapo kiddie animation factory does this song. so who knows.

frogbs, Thursday, 14 June 2018 03:37 (one year ago) link

we spent some time in Mexico and found out that they do this stuff way better than us

there are a lot of really catchy ones. and not in the same way as "Baby Shark, doo doo doo doo". plus the videos are actually kind of funny. these two crack me up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_c-HVfe4VM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGFOXpgsw1M

frogbs, Thursday, 14 June 2018 03:41 (one year ago) link

My 8yo son mentioned last night about some terrible catchy song kids in his class were singing and asked me to look it up so I found it, or a version of it, on YouTube. It is indeed a terrible catchy song with ok animation but then 55 seconds in a cartoon boy pops up with a handgun, wearing a tshirt that says "Jerk":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-xWhG4UU_Y

wtf is that all about? Have I stumbled across one of those sinister kids youtube channels that people were talking about a few months ago?

nate woolls, Thursday, 14 June 2018 08:04 (one year ago) link


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