Great Real Names

Googleproofing because discovered via work, but Kreshn1k Ahmetaj might be the most satisfying name I've ever encountered.

i was reading an article about real estate lobbyists trying to torpedo tenant protections here in oregon, and jesus christ their lobbyist's name is literally "Shaun Jillions"

reality jumped the shark two seasons ago and needs to be cancelled

that is a good one

m@rin@ f0rc3, which sounds like a v low-stakes show about cops who patrol the waterfront

Eunice Groark

Roscoe Klinck

Perdita Rose Annunziata Weeks (born 25 December 1985) is a British actress.
She is the younger sister of Honeysuckle Weeks and the older sister of Rollo Weeks, both actors.

Jutta Hipp

(disappointingly pronounced Yutta though)

Karla Malone!!!

<3

i've spend the day listening to the new record from swedish electronic composer Kali Malone

https://boomkat.com/products/cast-of-mind

Also in the course of my work today, I came across someone with my first name and the last name Dupepe. I am immensely jealous of this person (because I am amused in approximately the same way an eight-year-old is amused).

Old Dupepe?

ot, but that Kali Malone album is niiice

http://newschannel9.com/news/offbeat/crystal-methvin-arrested-in-florida-after-allegations-of-crystal-meth-possession

Torsten Slama

Sharula Dux-Box

all-time name pic.twitter.com/OWmYocybg3

— kill 💀 tim 💀 faust (@crulge) June 7, 2018

always saw this on a sign for a closed down insurance location. would make a great dom name:

https://www.yelp.com/biz/betty-leathers-state-farm-insurance-agent-decatur

Sharula Dux-Box

― you bet, nancy (map), Friday, June 8, 2018 8:15 PM (twenty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and her husband's name is (was?) Shield

real estate agents should be banned from this thread

why?

Thurl Arthur Ravenscroft (/ˈθɜːrl ˈreɪvənzkrɒft/; February 6, 1914 – May 22, 2005) was an American voice actor and bass singer known as the booming voice behind Tony the Tiger in Kellogg's Frosted Flakes for more than five decades. He was also the uncredited vocalist for the song "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" from the classic Christmas television special, Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thurl_Ravenscroft

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C9v1eI3V0AAULIr.jpg

last two have been 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Orpheus Pledger

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5871815/Home-Away-actor-Orpheus-Pledger-25-tackles-predator-attacking-woman-Sydneys-Surry-Hills.html

https://goracers.com/coaches.aspx?rc=670&path=wgolf

Velvet Milkman

Feather Burns

can’t stop lolling at ‘velvet milkman’, holy shit

damn those are a couple of winners

"Keep on Dancing" is notable for the fact that it is actually one short recording repeated in order to stretch the record out to the length of the typical pop single of its day. The second part of the song (after the false fade, beginning with Gentrys drummer Larry Wall's drum fill) is the same as the first. Although the Gentrys usually had Jimmy Hart and Bruce Bowles as singers, the band's guitarist, Larry Raspberry, sang lead vocals on the song.

Haha great run itt lately

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DXtfNwJUQAAh_98.jpg

and the only computer user who never stopped using TopView!

Reserve FFA Champion Market Hog, 2018 Santa Barbara Co. Fair, shown by Maximus Guerra

Zephyr Teachout

Google-proofing because it's someone I know IRL: K1f Z1gaf00s.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crystal_Bird_Fauset

http://imgur.com/6XJsmBql.png

a+

C. J. Beathard

https://www.5sblaw.com/our-people/hugh-cumber/

Nice.

Cassius Goens III

“Bridgeport was always all-inclusive,” said Borough Council President John Pizza, 74, a lifelong resident.

sadly his middle initial is M rather than Q

i wonder if he has kids

and if so, how they refer to him

Arcangela Felice Assunta Job Wertmüller von Elgg Español von Braueich

(full name of Lina Wertmüller)

"Lina"'s not even in there!!