hey gawker dudes. what the fuck is wrong with you?

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Saw that this evening. Rough. "What have we got to lose?"

It very much sucks, I have become very accustomed to having heavily biased, snarky, profanity-laced news in my day-to-day.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 03:56 (six years ago) link

I wasn't actually kidding when I said we needed that “splinternews folks. is everything okay?” thread

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 04:02 (six years ago) link

wow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeuCtZLYHK8

obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 04:15 (six years ago) link

That was a great and dispiriting article, though it took me a while to realise that the paragraph where Gawker blows smoke up its own ass regarding, uh, not being Buzzfeed, was serving as "please please someone buy us"

An answer has never quite been given, but according to Univision, while GMG—whose predecessor, Gawker Media, was characterized upon its acquisition in August 2016 as a “consistent, compelling and profitable digital media business” in a company-wide email signed by Isaac Lee—may be thriving, it did not turn a profit last year.

gimlet eye failing here for some reason.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 12:26 (six years ago) link

maybe ilx can have a whip-round and buy them out

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 12:36 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

Bustle's Bryan Goldberg just won the gawker auction apparently, giving this title a new lease on life

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Thursday, 12 July 2018 16:35 (five years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dh67oQWXkAIs4-D.jpg

mookieproof, Thursday, 12 July 2018 17:18 (five years ago) link

Hot blogging action

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 12 July 2018 18:31 (five years ago) link

So Not Gonna Hot take

President Keyes, Thursday, 12 July 2018 18:47 (five years ago) link

yourownlapexclusivelytops

Impossible Burgermeat. Unlikely Seitan. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 12 July 2018 19:28 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

Splinter guest columnist Dinesh D’Souza https://t.co/pIMpNyzoLr

— Quinoa🖕Appropriator (@MattAlwaysWrong) August 19, 2018

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Sunday, 19 August 2018 17:48 (five years ago) link

I feel like the Gizmodo Media Group deserves its own separate thread as this point

El Tomboto, Sunday, 19 August 2018 18:38 (five years ago) link

three months pass...

Splinter News pic.twitter.com/nB0KILqv8B

— jared's evidence-based email acct (@eliot_woodrich) December 6, 2018

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Friday, 7 December 2018 11:42 (five years ago) link

incisive

sir that’s my emotional support tapeworm (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 7 December 2018 11:47 (five years ago) link

i was excited when splinter got going and seemed to position itself as explicitly left leaning with the sharpness of old school gawker but man have they run out of steam. fuckin clickonomics.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 7 December 2018 16:47 (five years ago) link

Oops. How could they mess up like this?!!

today in dangers of bad aggregation - this entire story from last night seems to think the pelosi-schumer meeting already happened (it has not, it happens today): https://t.co/ogwbVqCAuN

— Justin Sink (@justinsink) December 11, 2018

Nerdstrom Poindexter, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:34 (five years ago) link

i was excited when splinter got going and seemed to position itself as explicitly left leaning with the sharpness of old school gawker but man have they run out of steam. fuckin clickonomics.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, December 7, 2018 9:47 AM (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*very depressed voice* otm

jolene club remix (BradNelson), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:44 (five years ago) link

yeah :(

and it kills me that they've got writers who could be great if they were less concerned about forcing the 'nihilst satire' tone on the whole universe

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:21 (five years ago) link

a thing i always loved about gawker was that it was very political but not about politics

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 12 December 2018 06:39 (five years ago) link

i feel like splinter emerged to say who and what is bad right at the exact moment that saying who and what is bad feels particularly useless

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 12 December 2018 06:41 (five years ago) link

The 'A Note on Drew' post is weird.

louise ck (milo z), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 06:50 (five years ago) link

HOSPITAL NURSE: Oh you can wipe better than this

ME: Well yeah but why would I do that here

— Drew Magary (@drewmagary) December 21, 2018

louise ck (milo z), Friday, 21 December 2018 03:13 (five years ago) link

Drew lives!

louise ck (milo z), Friday, 21 December 2018 03:13 (five years ago) link

this is so good

Jeff Bathos (symsymsym), Thursday, 27 December 2018 22:35 (five years ago) link

lmao @ the Jeet tweet

ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 27 December 2018 22:48 (five years ago) link

Max on Chris Hayes last night

We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Saturday, 29 December 2018 15:39 (five years ago) link

holy shit somebody wrote spon con about their dead sibling https://t.co/d7Iu6taoCZ

— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) January 10, 2019

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwk2bX9XQAAYPRa.jpg:small

mookieproof, Thursday, 10 January 2019 20:33 (five years ago) link

and for a volvo ffs

more ham for me myself and i (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 January 2019 21:08 (five years ago) link

i couldn't finish the whole thing but what was the problem with it exactly? that it's tacky he wrote a story about his brother's suicide for an auto blog and kinda pegged it to the car he drove around? the narrative itself is... fine.

Mordy, Thursday, 10 January 2019 21:14 (five years ago) link

did he get to keep it?

sarahell, Thursday, 10 January 2019 21:14 (five years ago) link

i couldn't finish the whole thing but what was the problem with it exactly? that it's tacky he wrote a story about his brother's suicide for an auto blog and kinda pegged it to the car he drove around?


...yes?

more ham for me myself and i (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 January 2019 21:19 (five years ago) link

in this story about this writer’s brother there is one (1) picture of them both and five (5) pictures of the car as well as numerous paragraphs about what a smooth, enjoyable ride the volvo provided as he made his emotional pilgrimage around to places in ireland of great personal sentimental value

look i know we all love seeing ads everywhere for everything all the time now but this one just left a bad taste in my mouth for some reason 🤷‍♂️

more ham for me myself and i (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 January 2019 21:28 (five years ago) link

For the world at large, this is the only experience they’ll ever have with him. There’s a weight on me, then, to make it something real.


YOU WROTE ADVERTORIAL ABOUT YOUR DEAD BROTHER FFS

more ham for me myself and i (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 January 2019 21:30 (five years ago) link

he's an intern for gawker for cars and needed some car related peg obv to write about his brother - if the writing hadn't felt so sincere i'd hold it more against him but i feel like he did the bare minimum to get published (the "i drove a volvo" line was so perfunctory). i guess i'm just sympathetic :/ he's obv an aspiring writer who misses his brother.

Mordy, Thursday, 10 January 2019 22:43 (five years ago) link

to his credit, he doesn't delve into a thought exercise about what his brother would have thought about the car

mh, Thursday, 10 January 2019 22:46 (five years ago) link

Editors shouldn’t let this happen.

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 10 January 2019 22:47 (five years ago) link

this is a particularly over the top example of a kind of article jalopnik has been running for like 10 years

J0rdan S., Thursday, 10 January 2019 22:50 (five years ago) link

at least it was his own brother, his family ... considering how many writers, artists, etc. appropriate other people's personal tragedies or use them to write tone deaf think pieces ... it may be tacky, but assumedly, it's not hurting anyone.

sarahell, Friday, 11 January 2019 02:22 (five years ago) link

compared to the NYT magazine feature story last month about Max Harris' veganism and care for animals that kinda handwaved his lack of care for the guests at his event, where 36 people died ... "volvo gave me a car to drive around Ireland and write about my dead brother" seems kinda sweet

sarahell, Friday, 11 January 2019 02:24 (five years ago) link

he's an intern for gawker for cars and needed some car related peg obv to write about his brother -

he did not

topical mlady (darraghmac), Friday, 11 January 2019 02:32 (five years ago) link

not badly written. needed more about achill.

if he couldnt find a galvin in kerry he wasnt looking.

topical mlady (darraghmac), Friday, 11 January 2019 02:43 (five years ago) link

deems, how do you rate volvos?

sarahell, Friday, 11 January 2019 03:00 (five years ago) link

premium runarounds

topical mlady (darraghmac), Friday, 11 January 2019 03:35 (five years ago) link

hes not wrong about that galway road neither

topical mlady (darraghmac), Friday, 11 January 2019 03:35 (five years ago) link

the details I really needed

mh, Friday, 11 January 2019 03:50 (five years ago) link

hey ama

topical mlady (darraghmac), Friday, 11 January 2019 03:54 (five years ago) link


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