Tim Westwood = AWESOME

just doin shit around the house - shout to all the house husbands7:36 PM Apr 22nd from web

This is classic.

Ladies I'm in Primark - do you want me to get you anything? Let me know 6 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

lovin' this guy's work...

<3

# Oh shit - just said Swinden make some noise. I'm in Swansea3:54 PM Apr 29th from TwitterBerry

LOL

# This queue is to long - I'm puttin your stuff back about 2 hours ago from TwitterBerry

Primark be busy!

I think this is the twitter page to make finally get tweeting.

u can read it without twatting

really? even better.

But you can't shout out to Westwood unless you're a twatter!

The urge to make some kind of "twat Westwood" is overwhelming...

"twat Westwood" joke, I mean

'Westwood is a Twat (allegedly)' isn't on youtube :(

TimWestwood Was I the only person who didn't watch the football? There was a good show on bbc1 about losin weight 19 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

Other dj played mad mash ups - hate that. Confuse the fuck out of me - you don't know what's goin on. He's playin BIGGIE on Frank Sinatra

i imagine tim is pretty confused by most of what's goin on in 2009 that isn't on the universal def jam label

"Is their a doctor on twitter - need to ask somethin personel"

worrying! :(

i imagine tim is pretty confused by most of what's goin on in 2009 that isn't on the universal def jam label

But that album came out in 2005 and you were still repping him hard in January 2008

Tell a friend to tell a friend to get on the Westwood twitter train - first stop happy town about 1 hour ago from TwitterBerry

"first stop happy town"??

TimWestwoodRadio 1 the place Westwood calls home like Castle Grey Skulls to He Man, like sewage system to Ninja Turtles, like gutters to crack heads.

Woke up worryin about Wiley turnin up on Sunday. Of all people why did he make a song about wearing a watch - it makes no sense.

^ quality lollage

It's finally come out it was arranged for Em to teabag Bruno - but it went wrong as Em ended up rimming him! Don't be jealous

# Just walked into this club in Forest Gate to hang out & there's flyers with my name on sayin I'm playin there. Pissed!
9:13 PM May 30th from web

# And now the promoter's telling me some shit. F#@k it I'm gonna McDonalds for breakfast
9:21 PM May 30th from web

not sure if this one's a joke:

Blazin Squad in the buildin pre recordin for 1Xtra - any questions u wanna ask them?

to continue on from the Wiley lols:

I'm a fuckin idiot for bookin Wiley - if you see me on the road shout 'WHY WESTWOOD WHY!!!!!!!!!!'

Seems there was a big misunderstandin today - I was talkin about Jo Whiley at Radio 1 - I don't know the other artist one

his interviews with ciara and idis elba on saturday were quality. westwoods interviews>>>the music he plays.

"i imagine tim is pretty confused by most of what's goin on in 2009 that isn't on the universal def jam label"

tim westwoods shows arent about the music anymore.

has any "independent lady" taken up tim's offer to "treat you at primark" yet?

has he started taking it easy with the explosions? i wanted more of those on saturday. i dunno if tims just showing more of his humour or if hes got great producers behind him but he was seriously bringing the lols.

personally i'd like him to play more music and newer more vital stuff not six months of stanky leg and do the halle berry.

does he have any gigs left other than the usaf bases?

westwoods only as good as whoevers 'assisting' him. i dunno who he has sourcing stuff for him now. but yeah, theyre not doing the best job. his shows are really mish mashy these days - theres got to be other stuff out there worth playing. (i say theres got to be, cos i havent got the energy to sift through all the hip hop out there anymore, but there must be - i think he was playing jeezys put on on sat which is cool, but that tracks pretty old now).

has any "independent lady" taken up tim's offer to "treat you at primark" yet?

# Ciara asked me to take her shoppin today her favourite shop is Top Shop but I suggested Primark. She hadn't heard of it but I'm tight.
about 16 hours ago from TwitterBerry

# just brought Ciara 7 pairs of shoes, 10 dresses, 3 bags and matching accessories - spent £112. Is that enuff to guarantee a jump-off?
about 14 hours ago from web

50 Cent'll be having a word with him then.

Tim getting philosophical on the deep issues:

having bad day - what the f**k is up with me today? I can't of got outta bed on the wrong side cos my bed's up against a wall - so what's up

I really know how to get the good seats on Easy Jet - be the last on the first bus to the plane. Head for the second row of grey headrests.

about 5 hours ago from TwitterBerry

Set the phone alarm wrong - got up far to early. Gone back to bed. Now the cleaner's arrived.

Tidying up so she can clean. Watchin her use the same cloth to clean every room is makin me feel like a victim.

I watchin her clean the kitchen floor with the same cloth - where is that goin to go next! I need to get a mop or something.

The only way she can clean the bedroom carpet is by goin to Carpet Warehouse

There was charging €25 on the door & over a 1000 people turned up. Amazin people was payin that cos I'm really an £8 dj. My fees are goin up

ust landed Faliraki - with all these resorts I'm goin to this summer - I must lose my virginity. Praise the lord & live in hope.

Just finished rippin Club Ice in Aya Napia - lookin forward to the after party at Club Bed with DJ Pillow. Time to fall back baby.

These all inclusive hotels mean you eat for 10 people cos its free food & I'm a greedy muthf#ka. If I was here for 2 weeks I'd explode & die

OH MY GOD HE'S THE NEW PETER SELLERS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeRySTqLHvs

He looks an awful lot like David Byrne in some of those shots.

lege.

actual lol at the security jobsworthwood

I wd fucking die for this man.

TimWestwood Just passed Rolf Harris - damn! should've twitpic. 10 minutes ago from UberTwitter

Tonite Aberdeen Uni freshers party at Tiger Tiger. I'm goin in hard like the go in go hard brother that I am.

Went down to breakfast late & the chief had just thrown out the porridge! In Aberdeen & can't get no porridge! A devastating start to my day

These Scottish pound notes are confusing me. I'm keep ripping myself off givin away money!

I feel really sick about the Aberdeen University Freshers Party last nite After the gig I took the Loch Ness monster back to the hotel.

The only good thing about spending last nite at the hotel with Nasty Ness was that she had a long neck

Tonite Club Suju Swindon - come party with Westwood & I'll give you the flu. Then you really can say Westwood makes you sick.

Got an Ikea flat pack - my most ambitious DIY project of all time. Its a desk! 11:41 AM Oct 21st from TwitterBerry

I have totally over-reached - I'm in serious trouble with this flat pack!!!!!! about 23 hours ago from web

the desk in my office is goin to be over 25 foot long!!!! it's goin to be a real powerful look!!! about 23 hours ago from web

these tools are useless - I'm talking about Matt who keeps loosing important bits about 23 hours ago from web

the floor can't be level about 23 hours ago from web

there must be bits missin from the flat pack - bastards! about 23 hours ago from web

has anyone in the central London got a set of allen keys? about 22 hours ago from web