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oh, bernice

cutty, Saturday, 23 May 2009 23:49 (fourteen years ago) link

what is the emoticon for having your jaw so wide open in horror that it dislocates and just starts to swing idly about your collarbone?

they walked on a bridge!? shit this changes everything (stevie), Sunday, 24 May 2009 01:24 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah i feel sad for him, i wish his mom would tell him he was making an ass out of himself for all eternity but i'm not sure he would get it anyway :-/

hell bus ride (harbl), Sunday, 24 May 2009 01:32 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm pretty sure he just said "i'm just sixteen, the big hoosteen"

and everyone's claiming he's an "internet actor" named maddison patrello

(jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Sunday, 24 May 2009 01:39 (fourteen years ago) link

file under: too disturbing to finish

ian, Sunday, 24 May 2009 01:56 (fourteen years ago) link

that one's a classick

μ-Fish (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 24 May 2009 05:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Since you guys are in a meltdown mood, there's some v. excellent ones in my circa 07 noise thread:

video game u_u

μ-Fish (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 24 May 2009 05:24 (fourteen years ago) link

No guns pulled at the end of that last video, sad.

nu hollywood (Eric H.), Sunday, 24 May 2009 06:21 (fourteen years ago) link

maybe i just like my younger brother a lot but that myspace video strikes me as cruel as fuck

'entertainment purposes' ONLY! (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 24 May 2009 06:52 (fourteen years ago) link

clearly that dude is like 8-10 years older than his brother and he brings his jerkoff friends around to laugh at an immature 12 year old and film it? when my brother was that kid's age 3 years ago i wouldn't have gotten any pleasure out of bringing my friends around and threatening to break his ps2, let alone film it.

'entertainment purposes' ONLY! (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 24 May 2009 06:56 (fourteen years ago) link

but hey it's the internet right maybs i'm being a softy \(o_O}/

'entertainment purposes' ONLY! (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 24 May 2009 06:57 (fourteen years ago) link

ok lol @ ilx being on some "is dax flame real' type stuff

phil ochsymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 24 May 2009 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link

lolwtffff

sleep, Monday, 25 May 2009 01:14 (fourteen years ago) link

this kid seems asperger's rather than viral marketing, but either way the internet is a bummer sometimes

caek, Monday, 25 May 2009 01:18 (fourteen years ago) link

god yall are 2006, hes obviously acting but it doesnt matter because hes funny

the starring role in tostitos way (roxymuzak), Monday, 25 May 2009 01:28 (fourteen years ago) link

He isn't 100% acting. I'm sure he is partially DatFlamer at heart.
But yeah he interviewed Jake or Josh and awkward kids don't have that kind of connections so he must be somewhat acting.

people come from a can (Mulvaney), Monday, 25 May 2009 02:11 (fourteen years ago) link

he is playing a role

the starring role in tostitos way (roxymuzak), Monday, 25 May 2009 02:11 (fourteen years ago) link

he is not a kid who tucks blazers into shorts named "bernice juach"

the starring role in tostitos way (roxymuzak), Monday, 25 May 2009 02:12 (fourteen years ago) link

i had never heard of this 'meme' before this thread but that first youtube clip of this dude pretty clearly spells b.u.l.l.s.h.i.t.

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 25 May 2009 02:19 (fourteen years ago) link

i dont know if id call it bullshit, cause i mean is really trying to make people think it is REAL? i think yuod have to be a nut to think that

the starring role in tostitos way (roxymuzak), Monday, 25 May 2009 02:29 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, dude is actually pretty talented comic actor imo

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Monday, 25 May 2009 02:54 (fourteen years ago) link

he is not a kid who tucks blazers into shorts named "bernice juach"

YES HE IS, and his mom is DRIVING HIM CRAZY!

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 25 May 2009 02:58 (fourteen years ago) link

my favorite is still the one about the cheeseburgers

the starring role in tostitos way (roxymuzak), Monday, 25 May 2009 02:58 (fourteen years ago) link

DaxFlame

the starring role in tostitos way (roxymuzak), Monday, 25 May 2009 02:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Monday, 25 May 2009 03:00 (fourteen years ago) link

i know re-cut trailers are so '06, but this is good:

Vokuhila (latebloomer), Monday, 25 May 2009 03:10 (fourteen years ago) link

dax flame is a comic genius.

cutty, Monday, 25 May 2009 03:39 (fourteen years ago) link

don't worry i already read the entire ED entry but i still think he is REAL

hell bus ride (harbl), Monday, 25 May 2009 04:20 (fourteen years ago) link

(jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Monday, 25 May 2009 06:02 (fourteen years ago) link

passengers otm

Louis Jagged (sic), Monday, 25 May 2009 07:49 (fourteen years ago) link

the weekly Yelp newsletter about bikes today was titled this:

Put The Fun Between Your Legs
May 27

This Weekly Yelp brought to you by 
SF Women Against Rape

they got so many complaints, they resent w/a new title

(jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 23:04 (fourteen years ago) link

L
O
L

blair underwood: "man up" (omar little), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 23:05 (fourteen years ago) link

OMG

Chaki Demus & Pliers (ENBB), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 23:06 (fourteen years ago) link

ahahahahahahahaaa

anal jaguar dudes (jjjusten), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 23:27 (fourteen years ago) link

there's no way that wasn't deliberate, surely... there's a weird tone-deafness about such puns with a lot of people in the media, i find, like the line where the 'joke' is in tv shows like The Day Today has become blurred, and making really lame and off-colour puns is supposedly okay...

norksclovetofu (stevie), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 23:38 (fourteen years ago) link

yelp folks, as i've noted elsewhere ad infinitum, are mostly pretty lame and tone-deaf and unaware and almost offensively MOR

blair underwood: "man up" (omar little), Thursday, 28 May 2009 00:04 (fourteen years ago) link

er Every Day I'm Hustlin'

(jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Thursday, 28 May 2009 03:08 (fourteen years ago) link

his soul is still dancing!

dmr, Thursday, 28 May 2009 03:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Okay, one last keyboard cat:
http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2009/05/26/play-him-off-keyboard-cat/

im drunk so no forks (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 28 May 2009 04:34 (fourteen years ago) link

i almost didn't watch that till the end. That's the new Herzog. Jesus Christ.

dan selzer, Thursday, 28 May 2009 05:15 (fourteen years ago) link

MC PEPEY - THINK IT TWICE *LYRICS*

(INTRO: MC Pepey & ShootR)

Hey yo P, you got a fukin letter outside dog
Man, what the fuck youre talking about? Let me see that shit
Where was this shit man?
Daamn, what the fuck is this shit?
I dont know bitch, it was at the gate outside, fool
Yo dis is bullshit. Fuck this shit!
Hey yo SHOOTR gimme a dope ass beat
Hell yeah man!

(1st Verse: MC PEPEY)

The year is 09, First of all, I dissed yo ass,
cuz, at first we were tight friends n shit,
but all of a sudden, u started to get low key n shit,
remember that friends are always down,
but suddenly u were all away,
never keeping your homies close,
do you remember dres day?

I used my rap as you write your letters,
expressing my shit, never ever talked behind yo back,
I didnt, u say you got backstabbed, but I was the one,
who felt the same way, whack shit I know,
and as quick as a train u spoke to me again,
askin why I did dat, I was feeling kinda weird
cuz I havent see ya in a long long time,
not even at dres day
was a phone call impossible to make?

now you say Im all obsessed with my shit,
dude, to me its all the same, I give a fuck about them,
and you know the rest, dis is just my own little fukin game,

If I wouldve like to fuck them, then I wouldve done it,
this is true, strait up, but fool, cant u see,
Im not a scumbag like you,
I got a lot business to do,
now trying to teach me psychology n shit,
but damn fool, I know myself, say whateva yo wanna say,
yo think I spend my days thinking bout all of you??
HELL NO muthafuka! (see ya around buddy boy)

Im always under pressure,
dats why I pay for my own beers, for anything I want,
not only standing next, to my daddys nuts,
Im a grown up for sure,
tell me why should I been doing shit like this?
like most of you, including yo self,
now tell me whos the one thats been livin a fucked up life?

Ive been living my life at 100%, enjoying my self,
I got plans to do, and dude Im living my dreams,
making the phat buck all by myself, soon to be bigger,
never ever needing anyones help,
now what the fuck have you done for yourself ?
think it over fool, so dont play me homie.

(2nd Verse: MC PEPEY)

A rap its a rap, not a real fact (but this time Im real),
you dumb fuck cant you see that?
I believe u dont. however now you think youre smarter n shit,
I guess, its all in your muthafukin head,
Dude, I was always down for you,
but now everything has changed.
So dont try to act all grown up n shit,
and talk to me like if u were my dad or my muthafukin boss,
fool, I really dont give a fuck about all of you.

And you claim my worst enemy is myself?
Fool let me guess since when u became a psychiatric at its best?
Damn, Im feeling kinda sorry for you, for real,
bitch dont u know its me whos got that degree?

And let me let u know, I dont hate myself as you claim,
I got no time to hate, never ever, never hate no one,
not even yo self, dude get a job or something,
a girl, and stay off the hoes, and dont even trip,
I wont be cruising down your street, as I never did,
It wasnt me who chased you that night,
it was you know who, but he didnt have the balls to say it,
now tell me whos been living a fucked up life?

(Chorus: MC PEPEY)

Now think it twice
Think it twice
think it twice whos been livin a fucked up life
of emptiness, loneliness and misery?

Think it twice think it twice
whos been livin a fucked up life
of emptiness, loneliness and misery?

(3rd Verse: MC PEPEY)

And let me answer that one last question
how do I see myself into the future?

Definitely not like yours, still making it big time,
not wasting all my time,
tell me when the fuck have you done, what I have done?
Never fool, some people cant handle it,
I did, cuz I know how to keep up with it,
never sniffing coke, gotta stay sober for my shit,
lets talk about you, living like a busta since the old days,
however drinking brew to feel cool, fool,
stay off, stop living in your fantasy-land,
and get yo feet, back to the muthafuckin real life,
and stick as much as u want to the roxx G,
when someones dead for me, its dead for me,
Im saying this, cuz just Im clever as ever.
And thanks for the inspiration
Ive been writing my own raps thanks to yo ass.

(Chorus: MC PEPEY)

Think it twice
think it twice whos been livin a fucked up life
of emptiness, loneliness and misery?

Think it twice
think it twice whos been livin a fucked up life
of emptiness, loneliness and misery?

Think it twice
think it twice whos been livin a fucked up life
of emptiness, loneliness and misery?

Think it twice
think it twice whos been livin a fucked up life
of emptiness, loneliness and misery?

Think it twice

I know in my soul that history will avenge the Wayanses (jeff), Thursday, 28 May 2009 22:24 (fourteen years ago) link

dax flame is a comic genius.

― cutty, Sunday, May 24, 2009 11:39 PM (4 days ago)

OTM. Anyone who thinks his schtick is aspies, here you go (his finest hour IMO):

"alt-black" (Pillbox), Thursday, 28 May 2009 22:28 (fourteen years ago) link

attn: n/a

something about dax flame reminds me of an extended max b. bit

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 28 May 2009 22:46 (fourteen years ago) link

"a one way ticket to explosiontown" is a username waiting to happen

Feugh! (since somebody always asks: rhymes with "Peugh!") (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 May 2009 01:56 (fourteen years ago) link

more auto tune the news:

cutty, Friday, 29 May 2009 14:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Surprised this hasn't been picked up by a network comedy show yet.

Feugh! (since somebody always asks: rhymes with "Peugh!") (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 May 2009 16:07 (fourteen years ago) link


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