the unis are great but the throwback hats are terrible -- instead of wearing the real stovepipe caps they've just put lines around regular-style caps ugh
tbh the 1971-style uniforms they wore on sundays a few years ago were actually classic; these are just 'fun'
― mookieproof, Sunday, 29 April 2018 20:35 (five years ago) link
cutch returns : /
― mookieproof, Friday, 11 May 2018 21:47 (five years ago) link
The pirates are good
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Thursday, 17 May 2018 02:43 (five years ago) link
they've done very well against bad teams and okay against good teams; i guess that's all one can ask
stealing corey dickerson from an even more egregiously cheap team was a nice move!
― mookieproof, Thursday, 17 May 2018 03:10 (five years ago) link
and then they dropped three straight at home to the padres
― mookieproof, Sunday, 20 May 2018 21:17 (five years ago) link
moe jusgrove
― mookieproof, Saturday, 26 May 2018 02:13 (five years ago) link
impressive
― mookieproof, Friday, 1 June 2018 03:03 (five years ago) link
will austin meadows continue to rule so hard
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 June 2018 18:20 (five years ago) link
probably not, but it's pretty cool! he's been up for two weeks and already has more homers than the very disappointing first baseman
― mookieproof, Sunday, 3 June 2018 21:46 (five years ago) link
hey, look who's .500
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 June 2018 03:12 (five years ago) link
The pirates are good― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Wednesday, May 16, 2018 10:43 PM
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Wednesday, May 16, 2018 10:43 PM
4-13 since you typed this . . . thank's
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 June 2018 03:15 (five years ago) link
iirc you weren’t enthusiastic enough about how good they were, causing them to tailspin
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Friday, 8 June 2018 16:35 (five years ago) link
god help any team whose record is based on my enthusiasm
― mookieproof, Friday, 8 June 2018 16:43 (five years ago) link
three errors in the first inning = five unearned runs = never reaching .500 again
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 02:52 (five years ago) link
pirates attendance down 27.5% from last year
http://www.post-gazette.com/sports/pirates/2018/06/29/pirates-attendance-down-2018-mlb-frank-coonelly-neal-huntington/stories/201807010059
― mookieproof, Friday, 29 June 2018 17:25 (five years ago) link
in two games at known launching pad dodger stadium, the pirates have been outscored 25-4 and outhomered 10-2
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 4 July 2018 20:11 (five years ago) link
played five games in july
allowed 53 runs
― mookieproof, Saturday, 7 July 2018 20:00 (five years ago) link
well look who's over .500
at least we don't have to worry about the team making bad trades in an effort to compete, because lol
― mookieproof, Sunday, 22 July 2018 03:32 (five years ago) link
passed St Louis!
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 July 2018 03:03 (five years ago) link
thread title sadly out of date : /
the chris archer era has not begun well, but unless he's completely terrible i think he'll fill the role of everyone's favorite pirate since the jettisoning of cutch
― mookieproof, Saturday, 4 August 2018 01:19 (five years ago) link
Gerrit Cole games with 20+ swing & misses by season2018: 72017: 02016: 02015: 02014: 0— Daren Willman (@darenw) August 16, 2018
― mookieproof, Thursday, 16 August 2018 14:12 (five years ago) link
ahh, back under .500, good job everyone
― mookieproof, Saturday, 18 August 2018 05:24 (five years ago) link
the most average sports team in modern history?
https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/we-checked-50-years-of-sports-history-to-find-the-team-that-stands-out-the-least/
― na (NA), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 14:05 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dm1suvvXcAAGp-D.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 20:20 (five years ago) link
TAKE THAT YOU DIRTY ROYALS
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/enhanced/webdr03/2013/8/17/1/anigif_enhanced-buzz-3260-1376716493-12.gif
― mookieproof, Thursday, 20 September 2018 02:27 (five years ago) link
supposedly they're considering calling up kang for their final series
what a tremendous idea, kudos
― mookieproof, Thursday, 27 September 2018 22:00 (five years ago) link