Tim Westwood = AWESOME

"Shout to Derby for the hot party last nite - made it back to London in time for mcDonalds breakfast."

Wiley would be a great addition to the micro-blogging community come to think of it. Seem to remember some pretty fantastic "i'm retiring" spiel, badly spelled on a messageboard, posted from a New York hotel room at the middle of the night or something.

PORRIDGE TOO RUNNY - BIG DISAPPOINTMENT BABY!

ROFL.

can someone keep updating this thread for us non twitterers?

Wiley would be a great addition to the micro-blogging community come to think of it. Seem to remember some pretty fantastic "i'm retiring" spiel, badly spelled on a messageboard, posted from a New York hotel room at the middle of the night or something.

The best part of this was that he rescinded a day or so later, saying that he'd had to do it to discipline his label (Big Dada at the time I think?) and teach them a lesson, and the thread became a bunch of fans saying "er Wiley you probably shouldn't do this sort of thing in public, keep it off the internet you're just embarrassing yerself man" and him shouting back "AIR BLUD YOU DUN UNDERSTAND THE MUSIC BUSINESS SHUUT YA MOUTH GROWN FOLKS TALKING" and the like.

can someone keep updating this thread for us non twitterers?

HEAVY TWIT AFTER HEAVY TWIT AFTER HEAVY TWIT

National Condom Week – cover the candle

National Condom Week – every sword needs a shield

National Condom Week – I’m like Darth Vader - I rock a big helmet

National Condom Week – wear a latex or you might be getting that late text - the text that says she’s late

National Condom Week – don’t buss bare back - don’t catch nothing you can't throw back

National Condom Week – whether your wifey or a side piece lick the wrapper like a lollipop

National Condom Week – shout all my ladies who are head strong & even a little cock-eyed

National Condom Week – no glove, no love!

National Condom Week – hold on to your hat

National Condom Week – be like the NYPD - serve & protect

National Condom Week – ADIDAS - All Day I Dream About Sex

National Condom Week – the only type of strap I pull out is a box of 3

good luck to all my students taking exams this week – hope you get the questions you want. hope you get revision done without stress

Is that Wiley ringing my doorbell? 11:45 PM May 20th from web

Naw - Tesco delivery 11:46 PM May 20th from web

just doin shit around the house - shout to all the house husbands7:36 PM Apr 22nd from web

This is classic.

Ladies I'm in Primark - do you want me to get you anything? Let me know 6 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

lovin' this guy's work...

<3

# Oh shit - just said Swinden make some noise. I'm in Swansea3:54 PM Apr 29th from TwitterBerry

LOL

# This queue is to long - I'm puttin your stuff back about 2 hours ago from TwitterBerry

Primark be busy!

I think this is the twitter page to make finally get tweeting.

u can read it without twatting

really? even better.

But you can't shout out to Westwood unless you're a twatter!

The urge to make some kind of "twat Westwood" is overwhelming...

"twat Westwood" joke, I mean

'Westwood is a Twat (allegedly)' isn't on youtube :(

TimWestwood Was I the only person who didn't watch the football? There was a good show on bbc1 about losin weight 19 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

Other dj played mad mash ups - hate that. Confuse the fuck out of me - you don't know what's goin on. He's playin BIGGIE on Frank Sinatra

i imagine tim is pretty confused by most of what's goin on in 2009 that isn't on the universal def jam label

"Is their a doctor on twitter - need to ask somethin personel"

worrying! :(

i imagine tim is pretty confused by most of what's goin on in 2009 that isn't on the universal def jam label

But that album came out in 2005 and you were still repping him hard in January 2008

Tell a friend to tell a friend to get on the Westwood twitter train - first stop happy town about 1 hour ago from TwitterBerry

"first stop happy town"??

TimWestwoodRadio 1 the place Westwood calls home like Castle Grey Skulls to He Man, like sewage system to Ninja Turtles, like gutters to crack heads.

Woke up worryin about Wiley turnin up on Sunday. Of all people why did he make a song about wearing a watch - it makes no sense.

^ quality lollage

It's finally come out it was arranged for Em to teabag Bruno - but it went wrong as Em ended up rimming him! Don't be jealous

# Just walked into this club in Forest Gate to hang out & there's flyers with my name on sayin I'm playin there. Pissed!
9:13 PM May 30th from web

# And now the promoter's telling me some shit. F#@k it I'm gonna McDonalds for breakfast
9:21 PM May 30th from web

not sure if this one's a joke:

Blazin Squad in the buildin pre recordin for 1Xtra - any questions u wanna ask them?

to continue on from the Wiley lols:

I'm a fuckin idiot for bookin Wiley - if you see me on the road shout 'WHY WESTWOOD WHY!!!!!!!!!!'

Seems there was a big misunderstandin today - I was talkin about Jo Whiley at Radio 1 - I don't know the other artist one

his interviews with ciara and idis elba on saturday were quality. westwoods interviews>>>the music he plays.

"i imagine tim is pretty confused by most of what's goin on in 2009 that isn't on the universal def jam label"

tim westwoods shows arent about the music anymore.

has any "independent lady" taken up tim's offer to "treat you at primark" yet?

has he started taking it easy with the explosions? i wanted more of those on saturday. i dunno if tims just showing more of his humour or if hes got great producers behind him but he was seriously bringing the lols.

personally i'd like him to play more music and newer more vital stuff not six months of stanky leg and do the halle berry.

does he have any gigs left other than the usaf bases?

westwoods only as good as whoevers 'assisting' him. i dunno who he has sourcing stuff for him now. but yeah, theyre not doing the best job. his shows are really mish mashy these days - theres got to be other stuff out there worth playing. (i say theres got to be, cos i havent got the energy to sift through all the hip hop out there anymore, but there must be - i think he was playing jeezys put on on sat which is cool, but that tracks pretty old now).

has any "independent lady" taken up tim's offer to "treat you at primark" yet?

# Ciara asked me to take her shoppin today her favourite shop is Top Shop but I suggested Primark. She hadn't heard of it but I'm tight.
about 16 hours ago from TwitterBerry

# just brought Ciara 7 pairs of shoes, 10 dresses, 3 bags and matching accessories - spent £112. Is that enuff to guarantee a jump-off?
about 14 hours ago from web

50 Cent'll be having a word with him then.

Tim getting philosophical on the deep issues:

having bad day - what the f**k is up with me today? I can't of got outta bed on the wrong side cos my bed's up against a wall - so what's up

I really know how to get the good seats on Easy Jet - be the last on the first bus to the plane. Head for the second row of grey headrests.

about 5 hours ago from TwitterBerry

Set the phone alarm wrong - got up far to early. Gone back to bed. Now the cleaner's arrived.

Tidying up so she can clean. Watchin her use the same cloth to clean every room is makin me feel like a victim.

I watchin her clean the kitchen floor with the same cloth - where is that goin to go next! I need to get a mop or something.

The only way she can clean the bedroom carpet is by goin to Carpet Warehouse

There was charging €25 on the door & over a 1000 people turned up. Amazin people was payin that cos I'm really an £8 dj. My fees are goin up

ust landed Faliraki - with all these resorts I'm goin to this summer - I must lose my virginity. Praise the lord & live in hope.

Just finished rippin Club Ice in Aya Napia - lookin forward to the after party at Club Bed with DJ Pillow. Time to fall back baby.

These all inclusive hotels mean you eat for 10 people cos its free food & I'm a greedy muthf#ka. If I was here for 2 weeks I'd explode & die

OH MY GOD HE'S THE NEW PETER SELLERS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeRySTqLHvs

He looks an awful lot like David Byrne in some of those shots.

lege.

actual lol at the security jobsworthwood