you just freaked out our director of LOLs

i gasped when the mother didn't kick that little shit in the teeth

― cutty, Friday, May 22, 2009 5:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Yeah, pretty much the smartest thing you can do when you have a nationwide syndicated program filming you with three cameras is hit a child. She was otm not to retaliate.

now this is parenting:

http://www.elmodoesit.com/2009/05/12/meltdown-online-owned-by-dad-keyboard-cat/

serious lolz at "you're making an ass of yourself for all eternity"

it's seriously the most sensible thing I've ever heard anyone say in a youtube video

lollllllllllllllllllllllll

that's up there with anything christopher walken has ever done

'Last Blog Ever' seems like a bruce KITH sketch

I feel bad for that kid but I love that video so much, more than the atheist keyboard cat vid.

"yes, he was on his frickin channel WHINING and CRYING like a THREE-YEAR-OLD to the entire WORLD"

A certain person sent me a message saying "hi Dex, everyone who watches your blog thinks you're retarded - everyone, all your SUBSCRIBERS - and they watch because they think you're stupid and it's fun to watch stupid people.

Well I've got news for you: all my subscribers, all my viewers-

...some of you, were convincing, like charmingwhizkid, or, she said, she says she sends me a video. She seemed - or YOU, if you're watching and you're thinking 'this kid's retarded, this is fun to watch' - well I'm NOT retarded.

Oh and I've got news for you, all of you, all of my viewers: ya'll are the ones who don't know things.

I could...........mggggggggghhh!

OK, so, are you still watching? Are you still thinking 'hey look at this stupid idsit?

It's just that...........mggggggggggggggghhh!?

(mom from other side of bedroom door: "light's out in 10 minutes")

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's just that, I wanna be remembered, I wanna be, I want people -

I want people to look back and say "hey" -

I want people to say "hey do you remember that Bernice kid?"

I want people at my school to be like "do you remember that Bernice kid? He was so cool. He would talk to me, and he would teach me stuff - he was SO good at teaching me stuff that I didn't know - and he would...he would make me laugh with jokes, and he would punch the teacher in the-"

"That girl who beat him up was stupid. Do you remember when he kissed Sofia in the hallway and whenever he did funny jokes? I remember that."

That's what I want them to say.

But no, they won't say that, they'll just say "Do you remember that - DO YOU REMEMBER THAT STUPID BERNICE KID THAT USED TO MAKE VIDEOS THAT WE WATCHED?? AND WE WOULD ACT LIKE WE LIKED HIM. DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?!"

That's what they're gonna say. THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE GONNA SAY!!!

(indecipherable mumbling)

Well, this might be my last blog. Yes. It might be my last blog. My last video, like I might take my blog off. And you know what? Words hurt worse than if someone THROWS A SLEDGEHAMMER AND HITS YOUR CROTCH OVER AND OVER - AND IF YOU'RE A GIRL THEN THEY WOULD JUST LIKE HIT YOUR FACE WITH IT. and, or typing, not words, just typing.

I don't even want to watch this kid's previous videos. I'd rather go on living with the illusion that everything he ever said was so perfect.

the thing i liked at the end was this boy:crotch :: girl:face thing, wtf

i actually did watch like a minute of one of his old ones, it was mostly sad

Could anyone figure out what he said during (indecipherable mumbling)? It may be the key to this entire mystery, but I couldn't figure it out.

it sounds like "my mom's still out there, she'll help me"?

Given the context, you'd think he was saying "she'll hear me", or "she heard me", since he was acting like a loony for the previous 4 minutes and then he goes into "this my last blag" mode directly afterward. But nope, it sounds like he's saying "she'll help me".

Maybe her blag is better than his

she can give me some pointers

that dude's been a quasi-celebrity on the web for a long time now; i think he's in a constant "i'm quitting" mode

i though he said "if that's my mom out there, then so help me..." as in "so help me god"

this kid really is special needs, he makes a fake accent in most of his videos!

oh, bernice

what is the emoticon for having your jaw so wide open in horror that it dislocates and just starts to swing idly about your collarbone?

yeah i feel sad for him, i wish his mom would tell him he was making an ass out of himself for all eternity but i'm not sure he would get it anyway :-/

i'm pretty sure he just said "i'm just sixteen, the big hoosteen"

and everyone's claiming he's an "internet actor" named maddison patrello

file under: too disturbing to finish

that one's a classick

Since you guys are in a meltdown mood, there's some v. excellent ones in my circa 07 noise thread:

video game u_u

No guns pulled at the end of that last video, sad.

maybe i just like my younger brother a lot but that myspace video strikes me as cruel as fuck

clearly that dude is like 8-10 years older than his brother and he brings his jerkoff friends around to laugh at an immature 12 year old and film it? when my brother was that kid's age 3 years ago i wouldn't have gotten any pleasure out of bringing my friends around and threatening to break his ps2, let alone film it.

but hey it's the internet right maybs i'm being a softy \(o_O}/

ok lol @ ilx being on some "is dax flame real' type stuff

lolwtffff

this kid seems asperger's rather than viral marketing, but either way the internet is a bummer sometimes

god yall are 2006, hes obviously acting but it doesnt matter because hes funny

He isn't 100% acting. I'm sure he is partially DatFlamer at heart.
But yeah he interviewed Jake or Josh and awkward kids don't have that kind of connections so he must be somewhat acting.

he is playing a role

he is not a kid who tucks blazers into shorts named "bernice juach"

i had never heard of this 'meme' before this thread but that first youtube clip of this dude pretty clearly spells b.u.l.l.s.h.i.t.

i dont know if id call it bullshit, cause i mean is really trying to make people think it is REAL? i think yuod have to be a nut to think that

yeah, dude is actually pretty talented comic actor imo

he is not a kid who tucks blazers into shorts named "bernice juach"

YES HE IS, and his mom is DRIVING HIM CRAZY!

my favorite is still the one about the cheeseburgers

http://www.brandsoftheworld.com/brands/0012/8129/brand.gif

DaxFlame

i know re-cut trailers are so '06, but this is good:

dax flame is a comic genius.