'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

there are tribes in Borneo who've had no contact with Western civilization who would relish beating Rangers

― Cortez the Self-Harmer (Noodle Vague), Friday, April 20, 2018 3:25 PM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and vice versa. In fact, winning 50-0 against a scratch team of bemused and scared tribesmen from the Kalimantan forests with only the barest understanding of the game's rules and none of tactics, at a packed Ibrox, that would be the perfect matchday experience for the fascistic bullies who make up the entirety ofthe vast majority ofa majority ofa disturbingly large proportion of Rangers support

Tribunal result for Ampadu comes in and is, IMO, pretty derisory for a player who's gone straight into the first team squad.

If I didn't know better I'd almost the football authorities in this country have structured things to support the richest at the expense of the least rich.

shurely not?

>:(

disturbingly large proportion of Rangers support

Evidence please

As much as Rangers are a bloated irrelevance/joke these days it's funny to hear people (still) talk about them the way Bobby Gillespie talks about...anything

disturbingly large proportion of Rangers support

Evidence please

― Master of Treacle, Friday, April 20, 2018 8:04 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

look at any of their forums or rangers twitter. the words tarrier and taig will never be far from your eyes

is it okay to wish Arsenal to not win anything in the next 22 years just so that the arsenaltv types suffer endlessly?

lmao @ 'evidence please' ya i rlly was going out on a limb with that one

is it okay to wish Arsenal to not win anything in the next 22 years just so that the arsenaltv types suffer endlessly?

― Van Horn Street, Friday, 20 April 2018 19:39 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A couple league cup wins keep Sisyphus happy he pushed the boulder up the hill

88 teams think this moaning is booshit

I'm concerned Arsenal might become good

Hegazi just punched Ings in the gut, went by unnoticed

going down with style

liverpool so dreadful wba can still hope to nick a point tbf

awww hope not

Nope! Mo sorts it :)

I don't know why I was cheering that, they had no hope catching us anyway!

Fuck 'em anyway boing crash

1-2 smh

NV otm. Only person I wish better days is Darren Moore tbf. But not at this bunch.

lol Hegazi now hit Salah in the face. Again goes by unnoticed.

amazing

oh FFS!

Lol they're real flat track bullies against the lesser Prem teams

I don't think Southampton are going to get more than 1 win, but will still be keeping a portable DAB ear on how Watford Palace is going today. Just hurry up + get relegated you worthless dross in the bottom 3!

look at any of their forums or rangers twitter. the words tarrier and taig will never be far from your eyes

I've seen those posts on the forums....there's obviously a brazen-ness that comes with people who don't give a shit how badly they come across, which is depressing in itself.

I was a big fan as a kid, I'm from Northern Ireland and for a lot of us they were a big deal. But tbh it's been over 20 years since I could call myself a Rangers fan and too many scumbags make me think that it's too much hassle to be involved again in any sort of active way. Can't be bothered.

Stoke one-up calz. :-o

yeah! it looks like the old classic 38 pts might be needed to survive in the EPL this year. I have faith in Dyche's Burnley to at least get a draw tbh. I think we'll get beaten by Everton next week and dragged into the mire tho.

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voodoo msg board magic!

it's bad enough Birmingham staying up, can't happen to Stoke too

I like the look of Shaqiri, but any team with Adams, Crouch and Shawcross regularly starting is a living monument to the repugnant football-crime of Pulisball imo.

Burnley equalise!

And so do West Ham smh

not a bad day of results for the non-playing bottom-enders in the end! Burnley had a few good chances in the last few minutes and should have put one of them in the net, but a point for Stoke hopefully means they are doomed.

my god West Ham are pathetic. if they go down I'm going to drink something good

I switched to the cup game just after the equaliser. They genuinely looked most likely to go on and win it

Can't see anything other than the current bottom 3 going down

The football gods have been throwing us gifts and pissing all over Southampton/Stoke's chips, but I always overrate the fuck out of relegation rivals and believe the worst will happen, until it doesn't.

From your position, Albion can't catch you, Stoke have to win 2 out of 3 (and hope your GD takes a battering) and Saints have to win at least 2 out of 4 (they've only won once all year in the league).

Swansea meanwhile finish with home games against Saints and Stoke which should see them safe.

We haven't been shat on by the football gods in such a long time now that I have an irrational + superstitious belief we are owed a last game relegation. But rational mind agrees with you + says we're probably already safe.

Was 2001 the last time? (was the last time I paid close attention to a Huddersfield relegation struggle)

yeah, Palace were odds on to go down that day and Trevor Francis' Brum beat us 2-1, and various other managers fielded u-21 sides to abet this "conspiracy". Some chump in the bookies was crying that they backed the 6/1 relegation odds rather a treble with the 3 unlikely wins that were required to relegate us, that paid roughly 15/1. Some people were in delayed shock and hadn't realised we were relegated until they were half way up Leeds Rd. Good old pre-twitter/smartphone days when important scores were relayed to ppl at the ground by someone with a portable am radio to their ear.

until they were half way up Leeds Rd

Sheesh, adding insult to injury

i never want to think abt stoke city ever again

fuck's sake Liverpool

Liverpool half asleep and someone putting treacle in Mo Salah's boots was not a good thing for football. But I still think Stoke are down.

yeah they should be down easy before their last match, still

guiding two teams to relegation in one season is an achievement that needs to happen

we are undeservedly behind by h/t and eek, praise Bournemouth equaliser. Immense comic value from watching Rooney continually give the ball away and offer absolutely nothing to the Everton side. If there are any online petitions for him to make the England squad I'll be signing it!

After today's results, you could really do with Arsenal reaching the final and Spurs & Liverpool to stop arsing about and finally kill off Chelsea's Top 4 challenge.

I was thinking earlier when I saw we had 3 fullbacks on the very weak looking bench, that perhaps we could do with another year in the Prem and a couple more transfer windows of squad building, but it's all hanging in the balance now!