why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

... And that cheerful, friendly, progressive leader's name? Bashir al Assad! And that, my friends, is the rest of the story.

... you'd abort that child?

Well, my friend, you just killed the lion of damascus, bashar al-assad

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reads like James

He sure completed many novels! An inspiring achievement.

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Jesus

Good pick.

oh what a co-worker we have in jesus

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c1/f0/b8/c1f0b87a690dae834ad74d876b99704b.jpg

Seems like if you keep your eyes on the goal and don't look for obstacles that might be in the way, you will end up with a bloody nose.

- Bob Marley

Coworker hipster bro has dead, dead eyes. (I miss him.)

Coworker hipster bro is dead man miss him miss him

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@dadinlaw this is why u shd stop riding a motorcycle and get a honda civic like a normal person

Clearly not true though as anyone who's watched Mad Max can attest

no-one on the bikes tho so w/e

unless you want to save life of a transformer lol

Shared without any trace of bitter irony by a facebook friend today

https://planetcaravan.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/15823510_10154494258923375_1593542726633550996_n.jpg

https://local.theonion.com/local-dipshit-planning-on-fighting-trump-administration-1819580140

Yes, one can imagine Trump quaking in his golden slippers at the thought of people starting punk bands.

Sixteen other GOP candidates couldn't stop him, the entire Democrat party couldn't stop him, the Clinton machine couldn't stop him, the leftist media couldn't stop him, and he's evaded the worst (!) legal and judicial witch hunt in history (IN HISTORY!!!!).

Thrashy power chords on a guitar, though? TRASHY CYMBALS? Motherfucker's gonna fold instantly when he hears my incisive lyrics.

it says fight, not stop.

at any rate dropping out of establishment channels to start your own media seems like the way to go. or i guess you can fight by consuming media for and by millionaires.

i guess we know who posted it

Nah, you haven't met him.

you never him

Joining a Punk band to fight Trump at this point gives me a war re-enactment society feel.

This machine does exactly nothing to fascists

this machine is nostalgia for fascists

I put a "this machine kills fascists" sticker on my guitar case when I was a teenager and some people stopped me while walking down the street to ask how exactly does it do that.

"This machine kills fascists"

"So much for the 'tolerant' left, typical just calling anyone you disagree with a fascist, aren't you more like the real fascist with your intolerance of different viewpoints and black people say it to each other all the time, rappers say it in their songs are you saying i can't say that word because i'm white what is that but blatant &c &c &c"

that's when you hit them over the head with the guitar

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Open windows for bees to fly home and stinkbugs to fly into your home.

But mosquitos? Fuck those motherfuckers. Kill them with fire.

-Mahatma Gandhi

why do I hate those "funny retro posters" people hang on their walls

Bless this mess.

wait who has bees in their house ?!

free the bees

I note that they haven't mentioned wasps

they own the house iirc

bees in the trap

I have a friend with a mad father who has a whole nest of bees in his house, in one of the rooms he can no longer enter because it's full of the dead whitegoods he has collected.

More of this shit? Come on!

I will never understand this.. I see grey and blue! My mom sees pink and white!

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OK this shit depends on ones monitor or something right/ I see "shoe that looks vaguely teal but is clearly due to a bad scan so is prob white"

(ie the blue/gold dress BS all over again oh wait that was yr point)

that's a pink shoe with white stripes but I have notably blah color perception

Haha, I know people were completely done with this the first time around, but I find this color perception stuff interesting. It looks grey with teal to me, and i just can't see it as pink at all.

It’s just a bad photo of a shoe

reminds me of this dumb project some coworkers are trying to fix: a stationary camera takes pictures of a bunch of samples that have an image that's basically a QR code on the top. at some point, the image recognition got worse, so they're trying to fix it up by filtering/rotating/etc

every smartass is like "yeah, but my phone can scan those easily!" and you have to realize when scanning that kind of thing with a phone, you're moving a camera that's autofocusing around until it gets to a position where it gets it. you're doing the rotating/panning manually

so from a stationary image with blown-out (or in this case, what looks like florescent) lighting, some people will extrapolate based on light, some will pick up the color as captured, and there's just enough variation in color perception that you get another layer of vagueness on top

the only way to tell for sure is to mail me the shoe

in short, silby otm