"Communism sounds great on paper - it just doesn't work in reality!" = most tedious line of conversation EVER?

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dont play me like that

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, 22 May 2009 16:47 (fourteen years ago) link

girl, i will bury you

Swat Valley High (goole), Friday, 22 May 2009 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link

I own that t-shirt that Edward linked to. idk, I like it. I don't think making a joke that the Communist Party could be a Communist party is anti-leftist, and I definitely think someone like Emma Goldman would approve of the sentiment. There's nothing wrong with having fun with the ideas, and the shirt doesn't undermine anything (unless it's in the sense that you have to exchange monies to get it). If anything, I've had more people think I was sympathetic with radical leftist ideas because of the shirt, than in spite of it.

Mordy, Friday, 22 May 2009 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm also looking at this at the viewpoint of people who grew up in Soviet states or are dedicated far-leftists, as something that more than insults them but denies any right to what they have experienced and believed in.

idk mayne the ppl i've met (including during the 80s) who lived in communiss countries really fkn hated living under it. i will ask if people going 'lol communism' denies them the right to what they have experienced, but i reckon they'd say 'buck the fuck up, what does that even mean?' i suppose they 'experienced' living under the russian imperium but didn't really 'believe in it' :/

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Friday, 22 May 2009 17:20 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't "get" constructivism, but that whole thing, in design and whatnot -- kind of creepy? a little bit imo. graphic designers, architecture students, etc, not super historians ime.

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Friday, 22 May 2009 17:22 (fourteen years ago) link

BROSEPH STALIN

pitiable, strong and a little orgasmic (latebloomer), Friday, 22 May 2009 17:26 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm having trouble understanding the objection to this dumm tshirt. like, this sentence:

"I can't imagine anything more frustrating for a committed leftist than this sort of reduction of a history of social theory and action to a petty, unaware, and outright not-funny punchline."

is incomprehensible to me. first, who give a shit? second, if i think about it for a second i CAN imagine some things more frustrating for committed leftists, many things in fact.

Swat Valley High (goole), Friday, 22 May 2009 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link

i think if you *do* get annoyed by it yer probably a bit weird? apart from marx and to a extent castro all of the people on the poster are total scumbags and unmitigated nogoodniks.

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Friday, 22 May 2009 17:35 (fourteen years ago) link

imo the most cogent complaints about the attitude displayed in the shirt end up being the conservative ones: "communists and communism killed millions and kept millions more in servitude and poverty, goddam kids these days think it was all a JOKE!?"

as a rough equivalent you can't have "lol nazis" shirts, something right wingers complain about in a strange way; socialism and communism is still a weak club to beat the left with, no matter how hard they try, but everyone "just knows" that fascism/nazism is uniquely evil and not jokeworthy on a public tshirt level (creepy internet level, fine). "everyone" hates the outer edges of right-wing politics, but the outer edges of left-wing politics are just... funny? dead and therefore... goofy? the conservative complaint is that this structural imbalance isn't "fair" which is pretty lulzy but also, i dunno, interesting, historically. talkin out my ass here.

Swat Valley High (goole), Friday, 22 May 2009 17:38 (fourteen years ago) link

communism has roots in the enlightenment, nazism = excuse to murder jews

pitiable, strong and a little orgasmic (latebloomer), Friday, 22 May 2009 18:02 (fourteen years ago) link

sorry to be glib about it

pitiable, strong and a little orgasmic (latebloomer), Friday, 22 May 2009 18:06 (fourteen years ago) link

since when can't you make jokes about nazis? Springtime for Hitler anyone? Hogan's Heroes?

Wrinkles, I'll See You On the Other Side (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 22 May 2009 18:07 (fourteen years ago) link

hm good point

Swat Valley High (goole), Friday, 22 May 2009 18:09 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.wooyayhoopla.be/hammerzeit.jpg

languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Friday, 22 May 2009 18:11 (fourteen years ago) link

hey i said creepy internet nazi humor was ok

love that jpg btw

Swat Valley High (goole), Friday, 22 May 2009 18:18 (fourteen years ago) link

I generally agree with Swat Valley High, to hopefully clarify my point, though: past the cold-war impression of the evil communist boogyman, a lot of young people (for whatever reasons they may have) look at communism as just a punchline, conveniently moving the history of it and theory behind it off to the side. These sorts of attitudes will probably at least annoy dedicated leftists, or people who have had to live through a lot of strife, because it replaces communist thought and history to a joke. I.e. it doesn't just make fun of the idea of it, but also pacifies it, in a way different from just mocking it (where it seems like there still can be an awareness of an actual communism, not just a detached reflection of it (usually the product of the stuff nabisco mentioned upthread, which lends itself to being camped up. Which has not all that much to do with Marxism and gulags, for instance).

Also, I just got the communist-party-as-a-party-joke, so that makes a lot more sense now. I'm not going to criticize you for that shirt, the concert poster I saw yesterday with that image for a background on the other hand. . . (also keep in mind, this is mostly based of pretty specific experience with people I've encountered, who aren't to smart to begin with).

Edward Saroyan, Friday, 22 May 2009 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link

you really think making a joke about communism completely trivializes it?

s1ocki, Friday, 22 May 2009 21:04 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean, couldn't you say that about humourous takes on ANYTHING?

s1ocki, Friday, 22 May 2009 21:04 (fourteen years ago) link

yes and no. I mean certain attitudes behind jokes appear to be more trivializing.

Edward Saroyan, Friday, 22 May 2009 21:11 (fourteen years ago) link

This might be a bit obvious, but if part of your complaint is that people just don't take communism seriously enough as a valid ideology, my response might be that it is sort of up to an ideology to justify itself to people, not the other way around

nabisco, Friday, 22 May 2009 21:15 (fourteen years ago) link

in america 'dedicated leftists' doesn't suggest 'communist' anymore. this is a good thing...above all for 'dedicated leftists' who want to be taken seriously.

rather, somebody could be a chomsky-reading-hardcore leftist stereotype and still wear/enjoy that t-shirt. how many real marxists are left to be offended by this?? I don't know any and I spend my life in berkeley+san francisco.

iatee, Friday, 22 May 2009 21:16 (fourteen years ago) link

does it have to be offensive though? I just think it's a trivializing attitude, on the part of certain people, not necessarily these shirts on their own.

Edward Saroyan, Friday, 22 May 2009 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link

as an economic system, yes, communism has been pretty universally trivialized.

as a GIGANTIC part of 20th century history, I can't imagine it will ever be.

iatee, Friday, 22 May 2009 21:24 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't really get your complaint since "lol communism" really entails laughing at the socialist regimes of past and present that were and are really pretty terrible. I am glad Lenin, Stalin etc. are now figures of fun, because they shouldn't be figures of admiration.

On the other hand what this kind of thing does not make fun of, and shouldn't, is certain Marxian concepts, approach to history and society that takes in to consideration economic factors as well as individual agency of politicians and diplomats, the socialist inspired labour movements and workers' rights etc.

One side of my family is in parts very far left-wing, and many of the family friends of my parents were committed socialists/communists. My uncle is a trotskyist and lived in Cuba in the 70s after being exiled from Chile. Two of my cousins grew up for similar reasons in the GDR (and hated it of course). etc. etc. The ones of these who have retained their far-left politics are all very sympathetic and I believe are in it for good reasons. However I am glad that their extreme politics are now discredited and that now their politics are only really reflected in good things: activism that promotes social justice and supports the labour movement, minorities and LGBT rights etc.

languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Friday, 22 May 2009 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link

yes and no. I mean certain attitudes behind jokes appear to be more trivializing.

― Edward Saroyan, Friday, May 22, 2009 9:11 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i don't get it. you're angry on the behalf of hypothetical communist sympathizers who might not like jokes at stalin's expense because it trivializes marx's ideology? i mean seriously, who is giving marxism a worse name here, stalin or lol jokes people?

s1ocki, Friday, 22 May 2009 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link

i feel like u are kind of trolling here saroyan

s1ocki, Friday, 22 May 2009 21:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Achhh, I'm starting to get as confused as you, really. This started from what I thought was a pretty uncontroversial point which I apparently haven't thought out enough. I promise I'm not trying to troll here, nor am I really angry on behalf of anyone, nor am I trying to defend any aspect of communism (also I think a lot of people generally see stalin and marxist thought to be in the same boat)

Edward Saroyan, Friday, 22 May 2009 21:41 (fourteen years ago) link

fwiw, out of curiosity, I asked my Ukrainian friend if she thought it was funny. does not.

iatee, Friday, 22 May 2009 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't know what else to say, let alone to vindicate my original point, so I'll take any opportunity to sneak out out this debate, but I just think it's a kind of lame humour, and generally empty critique.

Edward Saroyan, Friday, 22 May 2009 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link

okay went to get a second opinion, this time Russian:

Evgenia
of course it is haha
i think ive seen them on the red square

iatee, Friday, 22 May 2009 22:23 (fourteen years ago) link

is there nothing more cringe-worthy than the "lol, communism" attitude of certain people today

The other day I saw an Asian guy wearing a shirt with a picture of Mao, and then underneath it said LMAO

This shouldn't push yr buttons, though, cause for all we know he was expressing his genuine and substantive contempt for Maoist ideology, and his opinion that it is ultimately laughable

nabisco, Thursday, 4 June 2009 17:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Also, I just got the communist-party-as-a-party-joke, so that makes a lot more sense now.

^^^omg a+++

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Thursday, 4 June 2009 19:18 (fourteen years ago) link

For the record I've softened on my stance since.

formerly: mehlt, edward saroyan (EDB), Thursday, 4 June 2009 21:41 (fourteen years ago) link

communism, lol

ice cr?m, Saturday, 6 June 2009 16:36 (fourteen years ago) link

I do, however, resent people who don't mark any difference between communism, lol and socialism, lol.

formerly: mehlt, edward saroyan (EDB), Saturday, 6 June 2009 16:52 (fourteen years ago) link

the spelling, obv

Kerm, Saturday, 6 June 2009 17:02 (fourteen years ago) link

one year passes...

communism fails because it does not go far enough in trying to reshape the possibilities of the human. usually it just results in typical power structures re-asserting themselves under the guise of the dictatorship of the proletariat. under a true collectivism there would be no central leader. every unit of the collective would be plugged in to all the others and have no reason to take orders. decisions would be distributed across the whole, acting as a single brain. to achieve this, advances in technology and social engineering are necessary. communism arose in a period when these advances were unthinkable, so its goals of true egalitarianism were of course in vain.

banaka, Saturday, 25 September 2010 09:47 (thirteen years ago) link

communism fails because different humans in seemingly similar circumstances will NECESSARILY want and believe radically different things about the fundamental nature of reality. this will remain true no matter how well or poorly educated these humans might happen to be. the vagaries of individual interpretation (even when demonstrably false) will always triumph over mechanistic/demographic assessments of aggregate needs and wants. the human is irrational and self-destructive by nature, and thus cannot be channeled or anticipated by purely rational, appolonian means.

having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Saturday, 25 September 2010 09:57 (thirteen years ago) link

which is why when the technology is perfected, human nature will be improved by us. it will be a long, arduous process resulting in many dead ends and false starts, but it will be achieved.

banaka, Saturday, 25 September 2010 10:07 (thirteen years ago) link

attempts to modify human behavior have historically been accomplished through flawed means. but the more we lear about the hu8man brain and body, the more we will learn to modify it. human nature is not static or immune to change.

banaka, Saturday, 25 September 2010 10:09 (thirteen years ago) link

apologies for the glitch--we mean "he more we learn about the human brain and body, the more we will learn to modify it."

banaka, Saturday, 25 September 2010 10:10 (thirteen years ago) link

I never understood the part about it looking great on paper, to be honest.

kkvgz, Saturday, 25 September 2010 11:45 (thirteen years ago) link

rap would sure get interesting in a communist society (I mean I guess The Coup would be the biggest act in the nation).

It'd be interesting to hear Young Jeezy spit "I'm well provided for by the government/Ain't slingin' no crack cuz I ain't got no rent"

Remedial Thug Motivation (San Te), Saturday, 25 September 2010 11:49 (thirteen years ago) link

I never understood the part about it looking great on paper, to be honest.

Buy a leather bound set of Das Kapital, it looks great on your shelves.

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 25 September 2010 13:28 (thirteen years ago) link

communism fails because different humans in seemingly similar circumstances will NECESSARILY want and believe radically different blablaba.

― having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Saturday, September 25, 2010 2:57 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark

always the most shameful posts, those born of late night drunkenness and SERIUS THOTS

having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Saturday, 25 September 2010 22:41 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Came across this thread today. Check out commissar17 - not just a Stalin apologist but a big fan of the Taliban, Robert Mugabe and Kim Jong Il. I didn't know people like this even existed anymore.

http://www.stroudgreen.org/discussion/2271/communists-in-stroud-green/#Item_0

The baby boomers have defined everything once and for all (Dorianlynskey), Sunday, 17 October 2010 11:15 (thirteen years ago) link

I draw your attention to an excellent pamphlet entitled 'Lies Concerning the History of the Soviet Union' (available via the Stalin Society website).

ENRRQ (history mayne), Sunday, 17 October 2010 11:37 (thirteen years ago) link

my stepfather was a Stalin apologist. it was pretty bracing to actually learn the extent of Stalin's terror after growing up hearing about Comrade S.'s anti-nazi bona fides.

guess I'll just sing dream on again (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 17 October 2010 12:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Robert Conquest published this photo in his Stalin bio. I love his caption:

http://visualrian.com/storage/PreviewWM/0047/44/4744.jpg?1259917735

"The next day, Stalin had her father shot"

raging hetero lifechill (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 17 October 2010 12:19 (thirteen years ago) link

not a Stalin apologist, but I may have posed as one in conversation before to troll well-meaning liberal anti-communists. in general, though, I don't like talking about dude unless the terms of the debate have been clearly established, or it's just too easy to end up shouting and talking past each other.

a friend of mine once got marked down on a history exam for writing something along the lines of "historians disagree on the extent to which Stalin's economic policies were directly responsible for the famines of 1932-3"; the T.A., apparently missing the irony, circled that sentence and wrote "I don't think they do"

Our society and culture has put rock music on the backburner (bernard snowy), Sunday, 17 October 2010 14:05 (thirteen years ago) link


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