Craigslist hilarity

Next step after Craigslist shutting down dating related to ^^:

And Backpage is gone.

This is a genuinely terrifying day for anyone who relied on Backpage & Cracker to connect with potential clients.

This move specifically impacts low-income trans, queer and POC sex workers - the workers most at risk of abuse, who most NEED these spaces.

— 🎮 Lucie Bee 🎮 (@theluciebee) April 6, 2018

https://littlerock.craigslist.org/zip/d/full-size-wax-figures-dressed/6565221626.html
https://images.craigslist.org/00P0P_dHAVTwGXEPA_600x450.jpg
Looking to get rid of 40 full-sized wax figures in Amish wardrobe. They're simply taking up too much space.

Varying sizes, ages and details on these figures.

There are 5 female figures, 3 children figures, about 32 male figures and 1 dog. Five of the men and the dog are mechanical. The parts are removable and some are disassembled but can be assembled for viewing.

Was hoping to sell these but it would really just be helpful to get them out of my shop.

Text or call any time. Willing to help with delivery

https://littlerock.craigslist.org/zip/d/human-sized-steel-cage/6565214946.html
Human Sized Steel Cage (West Little Rock)
https://images.craigslist.org/00r0r_1rFMY1Fust3_600x450.jpg
Whoever texts or calls with the best potential use for this cage will get it free of charge.
(don't be timid)

It is 6'1'' tall by 4x4 base

welded steel

extremely sturdy

approx 200 Lbs

2 people can easily move it

I am willing to deliver or assist in loading it up

shoot me a text

"There are 5 female figures, 3 children figures, about 32 male figures and 1 dog. Five of the men and the dog are mechanical. The parts are removable and some are disassembled but can be assembled for viewing.
...
― andrew m., Thursday, April 19, 2018 4:20 PM (sixteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink"

WWT crowd filler?

maybe the children figures could be allowed at an all-ages show

Little Rock? Get on it PP!

thread is crushing it

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/hou/6565526716.html

Well that was a fine thing to read first thing in the morning. Lol that was hilarious!!

outstanding

https://littlerock.craigslist.org/mat/d/have-nice-franch-doors-250-obo/6738611879.html

I have a nice franch doors

actually i've priced new franch doors and 250 ain't bad atoll

call me vince

you'll be best off if you do

inside of a slot machine it's too dark to read

https://littlerock.craigslist.org/ele/d/conway-inside-of-slot-machine/6770230281.html

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/zip/d/los-angeles-free-embalming-fluid/6779896145.html

FREE EMBALMING FLUID (Los Angeles)

The guy on Reddit over-estimated how much I'd need for my Mom and her Pomeranian, so I have six quarts of leftover embalming fluid. It's currently at my life-coach's in Beaumont, so I'll need at least 48 hours advance notice. Willing to trade the very well preserved Pomeranian for a hammock. If interested in just the fluid, text or email a photo of Don Garlits. If interested in just the Pomeranian, text or email a trade offer, along with a photo of Artis Gilmore. If interested in both the fluid and the Pomeranian, text or email an offer, along with a photo of Dino Stamatopoulos. Serious replies only.

"I tried using this dishwasher you sold me and it smashed all my dishes and glassware to bits. Something's wrong with it"

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/app/d/falls-church-dishwasher-miele-like-new/6786417587.html

no thanks

Large music library looking for safe, secure, long term home. Senior rock and roll drummer (without a set!) Also seeking a place to call home. Together would be nice but the library is in storage and I want to get it out. Willing to pay some rent, and share the resource. Interested in starting a music appreciation program also. Music is best when shared.

https://i.redd.it/mr7etpcgenn61.jpg

slim yogurt pant

pulitzer worthy

Pittsburgh's James Joyce.

chris (simpsons artist)

SBARROS

https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ank/zip/d/anoka-mn-twins-paul-molitor-3000-hit/7652317880.html

StarTribune poster of Paul Molitor's 3,000 hit. Not mint. Some wrinkles from damage during a move. 24" X 18".
I am selling most of my MN Twins items here.
Health issues are forcing me to begin to liquidate my estate.
I know my family will not abide by my final wishes, so I am
trying to sell here.
If something were to happen to me, my family would simply back a U-Haul up to the door, toss EVERYTHING into boxes, and haul it to Goodwill.
After that they will have a party and dance on my grave.
**MINIMUM 24 HOUR NOTICE FOR P/U.

HOW have I never seen "Pittsburgh's James Joyce" before today? Dying.

I hope he was able to taste her hair and bobs and buy her a meal at Arby's on McKnight Road.

"slim yogurt pant"

this is one of the creepiest/weirdest CL posts i've seen, in the "free stuff" section:

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/zip/d/falls-church-free-home-repairs/7676945091.html

Free home repairs (Falls church)

If are a plus size women over 45 I will do your home repairs for free. Please live with in 10 miles of Falls Church.

(like, uh, why?)