start a victory garden and ration your IRRATIONALLY ANGRY feelings, part 3

Valuing money more than other considerations (including time) also comes out in more abstract ways. I had an old boss who counted how many post-its we were using. I think we would all have been better at our jobs (and made him more money) if we had been permitted to relax about the damn post-its. He had salespeople sharing hotel rooms; he scrutinized their 7-11 receipts. They groused about it all the time, and I'm sure it put them in a headspace that wasn't great for job performance.

One sometimes sees one of those Extreme Couponing show thingies where the family has a storage closet with 19 jugs of Drano and Rice-a-Roni and mouthwash - it was 75% off! - and I get sad, because either it will never be used, or those kids are going to be so fucking sick of Rice-a-Roni that they'll willingly drink the Drano.

Not to disparage anyone itt who practices austerity with good sense and perspective.

probably rational but my buddy never cleans up his trash when he leaves. i've told him multiple times as well, almost considering a ban

people that drive purely via memory. like roads/routes aren't going to change over time.

they just added a bike lane to the street outside my house (considering how many cyclists like to bike in the area, a noble idea). so they spent about a week or two converting the right lanes to bike lanes, with the protective poles and all, and then painted a huge-assed "right turn only" logo in the right lane at the intersection prior.

and already this morning, already saw two people who were going from muscle memory and not paying attention continue to go straight and plow right into the bike lane, and continue to keep driving as if they didn't notice the lane was too tiny to hold their car cos IT WAS A FUCKING BIKE LANE.

thinking our cyclists should give this one 6 months before they try it.

we have signs saying 'NEW ROAD LAYOUT AHEAD' but then they stay up for like two years and you're not sure if they've changed again

RELATED: The signs at this intersection.

https://i.imgur.com/NqpIZLb.jpg

The one-way ends across the intersection from that car. I get what the city engineers are trying to point out to motorists, but clearly, the north side of Scott & Sixth is not a one-way.

Oo, the things I get so irrationally angry about.

yeah that's mega confusing!

O_o

non traffic related

i have a highschool friend who constantly posts landscape photos in portrait orientation on facebook so they’re always sideways.
if it’s my inlaws, or elderly relatives, i’ll cut them some slack.
but if you are under 45 there is no excuse for this kind of nonsense.

people that still open 17 individual browsers instead of different tabs in one browser

Who does that!?! I constantly wow coworkers who have no clue you can open multiple excel worksheets in one frame.

I only know of about six or eight browsers!

Ha, you laugh but at work I use Firefox out of preference, chrome because a bunch of the work sites don't work in Firefox and SeaMonkey because it has (had) a built in irc client and we use irc for chat because it is still the 80s where I work.

(Also handy if you need to access more than one aws account at a time)

https://n11scdn.akamaized.net/a1/450/spor-outdoor/karistiricilar/nike-genis-agizli-suluk__0175671955267281.jpg

Beverage bottles that have squirt tops that require sucking at a teat: NO, FUCK YOU.

otm

Hate those things too, but always thought they were for people who had no time for sipping, like boxers or bicylists.

i carry around a bucket with a ladle

Disco nozzles!

websites that give you the first 3.5 sentences of an article and then present a button that gives you the option to "continue reading"

Doesn't stop them filling the test of the page with "more popular articles" though

Rest of the page, goddamn autocorrect.

Google autocorrect now seems to do phrases or pairs of words rather than individual words. Not sure it's any better.

I had a letter misdelivered to my mailbox from the same number house on the next estate. Not sure if this is down to there being a new postman who isn't familiar with the area or what. I went to drop off the letter to the correct addressee and found out that there didn't seem to be a corresponding number for that estate. What I could see started at number 24, I wanted 6.
Finally found out that the correct address is in a small unit that appears to be part of the main road and doesn't have anything marking it as a continuation of the estate. Could see how it might have initially been supposed to be the beginning of the estate but that would be talking about original blueprint plans. Since when there has been a shopping area set up between the 2 parts of the estate.
This small unit is just a bit back from the main road with its own entrance way and nothing else connecting it to the estate it is numbered as part of.
I don't remember having seen any other letters for that address turning up here in the last 12 years. Just would have thought they might mark the unit that is that run of numbers instead of it looking like its part of the main road. Also letting new postal staff know that that was where those numbers were would be helpful. Wonder fi anybody else along here is as diligent about getting things to people. looked like it could be important though. & could be happening to anything addressed to that first run of 6.
So in short badly marked addresses that don't seem to be part of roads they are categorised with area pain.

you don't sound nearly angry enough

This is hardly new or unusual, probably already discussed in this thread, but why the fuck does my phone auto-correct constantly change perfectly normal everyday words to something else? This happens all the damn time and makes zero sense, and makes me insane.

I'm IA cos we have another pointless soccer team coming to Orlando - I love the other two, but this is stupid indoor soccer.

they want us to name the team. Please join me in nominating "Buttholes" as the team name:

http://www.maslorlando.com/name-the-team

WARNING: This post contains references to female reproductive health matters. Also, the anger is not that irrational, but I don't know of any ILX threads for anger against health care as practiced in the United States.

I thought my periods were heavy before, but this morning I soaked through three of the heaviest tampons in 45 minutes each. The other day I dropped a couple blood clots the size of one of my fingers. I tried calling my gynecologist's office, but the doctor I saw last year is no longer there and the nurse was only able to suggest that I go to the emergency room. But realistically, what can they do in the short term? The nurse mentioned ultrasound, but last year they discovered small fibroids. I wanted to go with endometrial ablation, but I let myself be convinced to first try birth control pills (which didn't do anything noticeable to my period flows).

Planned Parenthood. I had to go to them somewhat recently because my gyno of a decade stopped taking my insurance (they actually did take it but not the "Obamacare" version, wtf). PP actually seemed up to date on the best guidelines for women than my gyno did. I kind of have bloodbaths like that too but if it's abnormal for you, you should see someone.

^^^

Oh sorry, I realize now upon re-reading that they did give you some options. I would keep pressing them though if the bc pills don't help.

anyone else get IA working in office jobs surrounded by paper? Sometimes I feel like I'm in a boring version of Brazil - claustrophobic nightmare

I am spending most of my time working in a totally disorganised archive amidst stacks of sometimes decades old folders atm and it does have a whiff of disconnection and ennui but overall it's pretty cushy

Would prefer being surrounded by paper to people tbh

yeah it can be cushy, and NV that sounds about right - lately i've been working nights with just the paper and nobody around and it's dope

fucking google "correcting" my search from sexist pop videos to sexiest pop videos.
I mean, the results are probably the same but c'mon just search for what I bloody ask for. i'm guessing theres also an algorithm assuming that cos I'm a numbnuckled gent in his middle years I'm onehandedly searching for boobies. shitpots.

DEAR THE WEATHER, THE SONG IS CALLED 'SOMETIMES IT SNOWS IN APRIL' NOT 'IT SNOWS PRETTY MUCH ALL THE TIME IN APRIL'

DEAR THE HEAT AT MY WORK, TURN THE FUCK ON ALREADY SO I CAN STOP FREEZING LITERALLY TO DEATH

xp yes I wish there was an option to "search what I fucking typed in you bastard", because even when it says "did you mean <something else>" and you click no, it still searches for <something else> anyway.

rip old lunch

it's sad, he was an ilxor

I don't like how in prolonged close quarters, like road trips, my family gravitates toward smelly snacks.

If I type 6 consequetive digits into a Google Keep document it treats it as a phone number, highlights it wrongly and makes changing it later twice as difficult (because it gives me a call / edit option)

705 / 713 is a phone number according to them when in reality it's just a fraction. ANSI standard dates also.

An annoyance I face every day is automated news. Specifically, I have to follow news regarding certain companies in connection with my job, and use google news alerts to track them. But my google news alert now gets clogged up with these bot-written pieces that are just like "Why You Should Consider Buying X Company Stock" or and then it just spits out a bunch of stats that it pulls from the stock performance or the company's financials. No actual news. Once in a while an actual news story gets pushed down by these too.

^^

Or bot sites that somehow update every single story to the current date each day. So if you're looking for news about Tyson Foods in the past 24 hours, why, some sites will have a whole plethora of news about Tyson Foods for you to enjoy.

When I listen to an album for the first time but don't notice that shuffle is enabled

Hate that

For the third time in the 10 days he's been here new neighbor waits until after 9 to drill into the party wall.

It's summer and the windows are open. Which means opposite neighbour's scooter alarm isn't filtered out by the double glazing. Every time he sets or unsets it it sounds like aliens are launching some kind of laser attack.

Now officially drilling after 10pm

Why is he drilling in a rented flat anyway?

Stop advertising computer keyboards as having "UK layout" when there's an @ symbol on the 2 key! Why would you even write "UK layout" in the advert?!

(things apparently nobody else has cared about since the 90s)
(hmm, that's a fair description of my entire life and preferences really)

i did wonder whether i should say “i’m not saying it’s social dig

For the third time in the 10 days he's been here new neighbor waits until after 9 to drill into the party wall.

It's summer and the windows are open. Which means opposite neighbour's scooter alarm isn't filtered out by the double glazing. Every time he sets or unsets it it sounds like aliens are launching some kind of laser attack.

when you try and use one of the scumbag food-ordering services e.g. grubhub/seamless, postmates (fuuuuuck ubereats) and there is no way to filter Papa Johns from the fucking results = kill everyone