It is high! It is far! It is the 2018 New York Yankees

platino!

Going to the game tomorrow

con el padre

$5 seats means extra cash for beerzzz

this April illustrates why i do not buy advance tix for the first 5 weeks

Yankees Eliminate Longstanding ‘No Pubic Hair’ Policy https://t.co/m9AEC2FHST pic.twitter.com/9OeZ2Odt4G

— Onion Sports Network (@OnionSports) April 4, 2018

I believe this was a Luis Polonia inititiative

"DON-NIE BASE-BALL" in tonight's roll call, respect

that is so cool

ludicrous moniker for a guy who was washed up at 30

Which word do you believe means longevity, "Donnie" or "baseball"?

ok, ludicrous moniker for a guy whose gaudy RBI totals were fueled by Rickey Henderson

I knew Rickey was talented but I didn't know he engineered Donnie's OPS, pretty cool

I guess i'm just measuring Donnie Baseball against Teddy Ballgame

like of course a white guy from Indiana w/ a laughable mustache is the quintessence of baseball to Tony Soprano et al

as opposed to a white guy from San Francisco with a laughable mustache I guess

it was a measure of his greatness that for a while, when someone referred to 'lefty', everyone in both leagues knew they meant steve carlton

if you're gonna call a guy 'baseball', he should probably be a generational talent -- and donnie was merely very good. just ask keith hernandez

wtf have any position players ever been referred to as "Lefty"?

anyway the nickname derives from his makeup, i.e. he would not likely have earned it had he been a coked up clubhouse cancer (ahem)

i likely wdn't put Keith 17 in the Hall either, but he's only a clubhouse cancer to Whitey Herzog (maybe)

MAKEUP! *powder puff gag*

If Stanton starts hammering the ball again they should nickname him Secretary of WAR

that's pretty good

I hadn't realized until this season how ugly his swing is. I mean even when he connects.

nobody tell morbs about johnny football

gleyber comin'

didi and judge are not messing around

Didi BB

2017 25
2018 15

he has turned a corner and is a legit threat

sup haters

we hate em

now more than ever

as it should be

Judge's throw to Didi nabbing Vasquez was so satisfying to watch (can't find a gif yet).

Stanton's homer swings yesterday looked like something out of a beer league softball game.

That throw clip was really impressive both from how it was shot and Judge's throw being that good.

The nerve of these fucks who walk around Manhattan in Red Sox shirts

wow so glad that Stanton is hitting bombs for a team that has him bcz German tourists walking around Times Square buy their fucking caps

Morbs, a hair desperate and ad hominem for May 9, maybe? At this rate you'll have nothing left for the parade in November.

calstars otfm

the nerve of these nyc mayors who are red sox fans

this is getting ridiculous

Aroldis Chapman, Iron Curtain

If they get Kershaw or Harper...

it'll be the MLB equivalent of November 2016

Man I'm loving this. That Didi throw in the double play, what a beauty.

The nerve of these fucks who walk around Brooklyn in Yankee shirts

At least they're damp losers tonight

11-2 in a 13-game stretch vs angels, astros, indians and red sox

Didi in an 0-24 slump.

He angered the gods by trying to usurpate the WAR lead from Trout.

didi snaps his 0fer 30

his slash dropped from

.333/.424/.735/1.159 to
.268/.353/.563/.916

who knew!

After striking out in the seventh inning Friday night, Yankees shortstop Didi Gregorius — the American League's Player of the Month for April — is now 1-for-his-last-45. On April 25, Sir Didi was batting .372. He's now hitting .248.

Stanton and Judge both on pace to go well over 200+ Ks for the year.

If you blink you may miss this Giancarlo Stanton laser home run🌋 pic.twitter.com/5cO10mehFP

— Bronx Bomber Ball (@BronxBomberBall) June 7, 2018

stanton hits a 119mph LASER and snipes a fan in a jeter jersey...marlins fans might enjoy this one

Young baseball fan’s night is made as New York Yankees star Aaron Judge plays catch with him from the stands in the middle of a game against the Philadelphia Phillies. https://t.co/QidV20PvhR pic.twitter.com/866l6bfrJU

— ABC News (@ABC) June 29, 2018

<3

As Pride Month comes to a close, Yankees are now one of two MLB teams (along with Angels) to never hold a gay-themed event. This story from last year still holds. https://t.co/YCslGnIkX6

— Billy Witz (@billywitz) June 29, 2018

hm that is bad

the Yankees only recognize the demo of Yankeefan

2018 SLG:

Aaron Judge .566
Aaron Hicks .525
Mike Stanton .511
Miguel Andujar .507

yeah he's been great. mike stanton tho? lol

damning the Yankees and America

And certainly none of us wants to be anything like Yankees *fans* — especially after seeing them at close quarters. Certainly, I have witnessed them often enough in Baltimore during weekend series against my beloved Orioles to know the horror in full.

Not that the horror is easy to recall clearly. The trauma is too violent. Memory cringes, whines, tries to slink away. One recollects only a kaleidoscopic flux of gruesomely fragmentary impressions, too outlandish to be perfectly accurate, too vivid to be entirely false: nightmarish revenants from the dim haunts of the collective unconscious … monstrous, abortive shapes emerging from the abysmal murk of evolutionary history … things pre-hominid, even pre-mammalian …

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/14/opinion/new-york-yankees-evil.html

Breaking: The Yankees say Aaron Judge suffered a chip fracture of the right wrist and won't be able to swing a bat in game situation for 3 weeks. pic.twitter.com/MGVUjWh9E2

— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) July 27, 2018

damn i was looking forward to seeing him on Thursday

time for jacoby ellsbury to step up

otm

lmao

u r a strange Red Sox fan, Tracer

to be clear, i wanted to see the look on his face when he gets robbed by jbj but yes point taken

j.a. happ to the disabled list
sonny gray to the bullpen

congrats to luis severino for getting the nod in the wild card game

lance lynn: true yankee

JA Happ, true commuter

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/ny-metro-yankees-happ-subway-20180810-story.html

Mets mighta been .500 this year if they could hit these cheap-ass Bronx dingers at home

very Metsy

Yankees general manager Brian Cashman said Wednesday that the three-week time frame the team had originally outlined for Aaron Judge's return from a wrist injury was overly optimistic.

"We thought maybe three weeks would cover it, but it's going to be longer than that," Cashman told WFAN 101.9 FM's Mike Francesa in a live radio interview. "So, we missed on the time frame."

As of now, there is no updated timetable.

http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/24385181/aaron-judge-new-york-yankees-longer-anticipated-3-weeks

His wrist is still broken and he hasn't swung a bat in 3 weeks.

correction: he hasn't swung a bat above water in 3 weeks.

sonny gray . . . lives?

7 back

good luck with that

Louis Linwood Voit

Mickey Mantle is back?

#Yankees just announced the opening of the Stadium’s first wine bar. It will have a “cask-themed aesthetic.” Come a long way from throwing batteries in the Bronx.

— David Lennon (@DPLennon) August 29, 2018

Coley Harvey, ESPN Staff Writer:

Aaron Boone on Aaron Judge's return, following Andrew McCutchen's signing: "We're still optimistic in the plan. The belief is he'll be back with plenty of time." Boone says he also sees McCutchen as someone who can hit throughout the lineup, but a "definite" leadoff option.

Prior to tonight’s game, the Yankees have reinstated OF Aaron Judge.

— New York Yankees (@Yankees) September 14, 2018

not hitting yet though

Judge fucking rules man

Stanks have lost 5 of 7; too bad Oakland didn't have a better weekend.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/O70hh-zL06VkcrMxeDVlA-HZa8xRp34jsdGw8BIg0V1jBoglBDl2sy0Pj79Ue8Bi9eD8fgcP1pg1xvgdNfsi_Fpu=w320-h180-pa-n-no-nu

^ torn wrist cartilage

severino to start the WC game