“flappy bird vs gabbneb: slap battle” is not something I should be remotely interested in, but I’ve had worse impulses
― El Tomboto, Thursday, March 29, 2018 4:40 AM (fifteen hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I would bring a knife
― flappy bird, Thursday, March 29, 2018 4:43 AM (fourteen hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― imago, Thursday, 29 March 2018 19:42 (six years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Friday, May 18, 2018 8:01 PM (yesterday)
Fuck you
― El Tomboto, Saturday, May 19, 2018 12:42 AM (fourteen hours ago)
― the yolk sustains us, we eat whites for days (unregistered), Saturday, 19 May 2018 18:49 (five years ago) link
tombot's rage against the machine
― i am fast and full of teeth. i willl die in a barn fire (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 19 May 2018 18:50 (five years ago) link
Not that unusual for malfunctioning govt employees to rail against the System
― type your stinkin prose off me, ur damned qwerty uiop (wins), Saturday, 19 May 2018 18:58 (five years ago) link
I think I might be a host
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 19 May 2018 18:59 (five years ago) link
To the thieving scumbag who stole my grandaughter's bread rolls and cheese slices from her tent at Leeds Festival. I hope they choke you.— Viv Williams 🏴 (@vivlives001) August 26, 2018
― still wackford after all these squeers (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:22 (five years ago) link
ffs mom
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:24 (five years ago) link
A proportionate and perhaps even restrained response to cheese slice thievery, imo.
― Blag Blingeeborp (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:34 (five years ago) link
HANGING'S TOO GOOD
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:35 (five years ago) link
anyone who chooses to attend a music festival without planning to survive on nothing but drugs, booze and mouthfuls of mud deserves everything they get tbh
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:37 (five years ago) link
eeee in my day we thought ourselves lucky if the tent was still there. kids these days don't know they're born etc
― Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:47 (five years ago) link
rolling hardmom thread
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:53 (five years ago) link
st. john's ambulance will always give you a tomato cup-a-soup
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 14:59 (five years ago) link
*hardnan xp
― still wackford after all these squeers (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 15:36 (five years ago) link
Morbs quoting Taibbi quoting Tracey is like the end of days. Or sunday. It's more like every fucking sunday.
― Frederik B, Sunday, March 17, 2019 10:54 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
still waiting for the Sunday where you have an industrial accident
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, March 17, 2019 10:56 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 March 2019 14:57 (five years ago) link
I'm not stupid enough to give my bank account information to Donald Trump. If a check ever lands in my PO box, hooray.
― but also fuck you (unperson),Monday, April 13, 2020 10:26 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink
― The Mandymoorian (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 15 April 2020 20:54 (four years ago) link
self-owning hardman
― brimstead, Wednesday, 15 April 2020 23:38 (four years ago) link
https://pagesix-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/pagesix.com/2020/07/11/will-smith-tells-50-cent-f-k-you-over-jada-pinkett-smith-jabs/amp/
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 July 2020 03:48 (three years ago) link
https://pagesix-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/pagesix.com/2020/07/11/will-smith-tells-50-cent-f-k-you-over-jada-pinkett-smith-jabs
Fuck it. Fresh Prince said "fuck you" to 50 Cent
it's hard out here for a hardman
― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 04:41 (two years ago) link