not a minute less, mind
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Thursday, 29 March 2018 02:02 (six years ago) link
A commuter who received a criminal conviction and a $700 fine after receiving oral sex on the train wants to know 'how can you be so lucky and unlucky in the one day?' Sh4ne Brennan, from Wollongong, south of Sydney, pleaded guilty to willful and obscene exposure and behaving in an offensive manner in court on Tuesday.Mr Brennan said he started speaking to the woman - who had a 'mad body' - on the train platform when she said, 'I'm horny, will you fuck me?' He now regrets his actions that followed after he received a 'bollocking' from a magistrate, his encounter was written up in the regional newspaper and his partner may find out.Mr Brennan said he had explained to his partner that 'it is what it is' The man (pictured) who received a criminal conviction and a $700 fine after receiving oral sex on a train says he would not do it again'She was pretty horny and ready to go. Toey as,' Mr Brennan said on Wednesday.He declined to have sex with her - but when the woman started masturbating on the otherwise 'empty' train carriage they shared he decided he would let her perform oral sex instead.No one was in the carriage during the late-morning service, he claimed, and the sexual encounter was over in a matter of minutes. 'As soon as the deed was done I was out of there and off.' But the crime was all captured on train CCTV and staff were waiting on the platform when the train pulled in, the court reportedly heard. 'I didn't know they had cameras all throughout the train,' he said. The woman was a bit younger than him, he said, but 'wasn't a good sort'. It's unclear whether she ever got in trouble for her lewd behaviour, something he finds outrageous. 'She was the one masturbating. If she didn't offer me nothing I wouldn't have fucking done it.' Meantime, the magistrate 'wasn't happy' with him in court this week. 'He said I well and truly crossed the line. And that sort of behaviour can't be tolerated, which is understandable.' Mr Brennan pointed out there was no one in the carriage at the time and 'you'd think the train guard would've said "good on ya, mate".'He would not do it again- and has been placed on a 12 month good behaviour bond - but asked: 'How many f***ing men would have knocked it back?'
Sh4ne Brennan, from Wollongong, south of Sydney, pleaded guilty to willful and obscene exposure and behaving in an offensive manner in court on Tuesday.
Mr Brennan said he started speaking to the woman - who had a 'mad body' - on the train platform when she said, 'I'm horny, will you fuck me?'
He now regrets his actions that followed after he received a 'bollocking' from a magistrate, his encounter was written up in the regional newspaper and his partner may find out.
Mr Brennan said he had explained to his partner that 'it is what it is'
The man (pictured) who received a criminal conviction and a $700 fine after receiving oral sex on a train says he would not do it again
'She was pretty horny and ready to go. Toey as,' Mr Brennan said on Wednesday.
He declined to have sex with her - but when the woman started masturbating on the otherwise 'empty' train carriage they shared he decided he would let her perform oral sex instead.
No one was in the carriage during the late-morning service, he claimed, and the sexual encounter was over in a matter of minutes. 'As soon as the deed was done I was out of there and off.'
But the crime was all captured on train CCTV and staff were waiting on the platform when the train pulled in, the court reportedly heard.
'I didn't know they had cameras all throughout the train,' he said.
The woman was a bit younger than him, he said, but 'wasn't a good sort'. It's unclear whether she ever got in trouble for her lewd behaviour, something he finds outrageous. 'She was the one masturbating. If she didn't offer me nothing I wouldn't have fucking done it.'
Meantime, the magistrate 'wasn't happy' with him in court this week.
'He said I well and truly crossed the line. And that sort of behaviour can't be tolerated, which is understandable.'
Mr Brennan pointed out there was no one in the carriage at the time and 'you'd think the train guard would've said "good on ya, mate".'
He would not do it again- and has been placed on a 12 month good behaviour bond - but asked: 'How many f***ing men would have knocked it back?'
― just noticed tears shaped like florida. (sic), Thursday, 29 March 2018 02:13 (six years ago) link
So when is he flying out to South Africa to join the rest of the Australian cricket team?
― Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 March 2018 07:23 (six years ago) link
shane really just tells it like it is
― forensic plumber (harbl), Thursday, 29 March 2018 11:05 (six years ago) link
UK wife-carrying contest takes place in Dorking
― 2018 has to be better (snoball), Sunday, 8 April 2018 17:14 (six years ago) link
"In other words, at least a dozen birds binged on alcoholic berries believed to be from a nearby bush. It caused them to crash into buildings and cars, or fall out of trees and die."
http://katv.com/news/local/several-birds-found-dead-after-consuming-alcoholic-berries
― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 18:36 (six years ago) link
http://theprovince.com/news/local-news/woman-detained-after-feces-flinging-incident-at-langley-tim-hortons
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 19:08 (five years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/cities/2018/may/18/dutch-locals-crowdfund-25ft-penis-fountain-in-protest-against-modern-art-project-leeuwarden-european-capital-of-culture-2018-cornelia-parker
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 18 May 2018 11:06 (five years ago) link
hell yeah dick fountains
― i am fast and full of teeth. i willl die in a barn fire (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 18 May 2018 12:31 (five years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/may/21/danish-politician-inger-stjberg-muslims-ramadan
― Frederik B, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 12:11 (five years ago) link
It's not really local news if it's in the Guardian and not just the Aalborg Bugle.
― Poisoned by Johan's pea soup. (Tom D.), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 12:15 (five years ago) link
One assailant put on a shirt belonging to the victim that said "Show me your taco" before the two fled across the Junction Bridge to North Little Rock, according to a police report.
― pplains, Monday, 11 June 2018 20:48 (five years ago) link
Police: Killings of 2 found dead in Arkansas ordered by woman pretending to be member of carnival mafia
You'd think this would be a fun story to read, but it's not.
― pplains, Thursday, 16 August 2018 16:25 (five years ago) link
Lord
― faculty w1fe (silby), Thursday, 16 August 2018 16:26 (five years ago) link
Well, ok. There's this:
Under questioning by detectives, Fowler said he was ordered through text messages from Zaitchik to kill the Carpenters as an initiation into the carnival mafia...Before the interview with Fowler, detectives had discovered from examining Younger's cellphone that she had a Facebook page in the name of Frank Zaitchik, according to reports.
The kicker to this? Here is the Facebook page set up for ''Franklin Zaitchik''.
And here is a screenshot of the Facebook page for Frank Zaitshik, owner-operator of Wade Shows.
https://i.imgur.com/N6V1Ise.png
― pplains, Thursday, 16 August 2018 16:41 (five years ago) link
Wow, that is grim stuff. None of the articles I could find mentioned any sort of motive on Fowler's part for killing these two great-grandparents.
― how's life, Thursday, 16 August 2018 17:57 (five years ago) link
Sorry, on Younger's part.
― how's life, Thursday, 16 August 2018 18:30 (five years ago) link
Mississippi's getting a lottery, because poor people need to be the ones to pay for all that road/bridge repair.http://www.djournal.com/news/nation-world/mississippi-lawmakers-approve-bill-to-create-a-state-lottery/article_15561adb-fede-5fd1-a9a6-cec3b8e499db.html
― a shomin-geki poster with some horror elements (WilliamC), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 12:28 (five years ago) link
How are they going to play the lottery when they're already spending their money at the casino?
― pplains, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 16:14 (five years ago) link
They're just not losing fast enough. https://www.clarionledger.com/story/news/2018/01/21/casino-revenues-fall-2-percent-mississippi-2017/1052316001/
State Revenue Department figures released this week show statewide revenue fell 2 percent for the year (2017) to .08 billion, down more than $40 million from 2016. December was better, with gamblers losing 76 million statewide, up 3 percent from 71 million in December 2016.
― a shomin-geki poster with some horror elements (WilliamC), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 16:56 (five years ago) link
maybe you've heard local-to-me story of a cop who enters what she thought was her own apartment, then is confronted by the real tenant, then shoots him dead. nightmare stuffhttps://www.cnn.com/2018/09/09/us/amber-guyger-arrest-botham-shem-jean/index.html
― rip van wanko, Monday, 10 September 2018 12:49 (five years ago) link
so less than an hour from me, about a week ago, this lady is teaching her 15-year old how to drive, and being new to driving, she is slow to back out of the space, so this 57-year old asshole lays on the horn, so they both get out of the car. she's pregnant, and he gets in her face and is threatening to hit her after she calls him a dummy. then an armed cab driver comes up to protect her and the guy tries to play victim real fast.
and the one who gets threatening phone calls and their house vandalized after this video...is the mother?! That's probably the point where I should mention the aggressor was white, and the mother is Black, and this is Florida - and then it makes sense.
https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=aPm4c_1536365329
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 16 September 2018 03:13 (five years ago) link
https://www.wesh.com/article/neighbors-upset-about-florida-man-doing-yard-work-in-the-nude/23324488
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 23 September 2018 00:11 (five years ago) link
I came out Sunday night to put the trash out, and I look over and he is bent over, winding up his hose...
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 23 September 2018 00:12 (five years ago) link
My local bar: https://www.channel3000.com/news/crime/mpd-man-who-caused-scene-exposed-himself-at-mickey-s-bar-attempts-to-swim-away-from-police/802533767
― change display name (Jordan), Thursday, 4 October 2018 17:30 (five years ago) link
The wet man was not happy
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Thursday, 4 October 2018 17:34 (five years ago) link
Plainclothes police enter a shopping centre in a rural town, shoot a bird, and leave. https://www.buzzfeed.com/hannahryan/police-shooting-magpies-lismore
― Stab my hinge, get hit (sic), Friday, 5 October 2018 15:39 (five years ago) link
Sometimes there is a presentation of some sort of news, that is so beautiful, and so odd, that you don’t even want to find out any more information than you’ve been given. For me, this was one of those moments. "When you’re going down the pendulous breasts fly up like wings," said one organizer of the Skywhale hot air balloon's newest journey. "It's really got a life to itself." https://t.co/JchEHcCp3V — The New York Times (@nytimes) October 18, 2018What I see and what I know is that there’s a hot air balloon, shaped like a whale—and for some reason, a reason I will must never find out—the whale has a toupee of skinny breasts dangling off either side, that apparently float upwards as the balloon descends. Australia, thank you for this gift.
"When you’re going down the pendulous breasts fly up like wings," said one organizer of the Skywhale hot air balloon's newest journey. "It's really got a life to itself." https://t.co/JchEHcCp3V — The New York Times (@nytimes) October 18, 2018
What I see and what I know is that there’s a hot air balloon, shaped like a whale—and for some reason, a reason I will must never find out—the whale has a toupee of skinny breasts dangling off either side, that apparently float upwards as the balloon descends. Australia, thank you for this gift.
― My Gig: The Thin Beast (sic), Thursday, 18 October 2018 17:18 (five years ago) link
Woman gives it some classic "stand next to it and point at it for the photo" in this "wild ducks terrorise (and shit all over the sidewalk of) residential area" story: https://www.gva.be/cnt/dmf20190124_04129619/wilde-eenden-terroriseren-woonwijk
― StanM, Saturday, 26 January 2019 12:07 (five years ago) link
Is she a local councillor?
― Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Saturday, 26 January 2019 12:10 (five years ago) link
No, she lives in the area and complains about having to clean it up (and blames the council for feeding the wild ducks)
― StanM, Saturday, 26 January 2019 12:17 (five years ago) link
It's a classic local councillor pose, as immortalized in the fine Local councillors thread.
― Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Saturday, 26 January 2019 12:21 (five years ago) link
https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/crime/tim-eyman-under-investigation-in-theft-of-70-chair-from-office-depot/
― Norm’s Superego (silby), Friday, 15 February 2019 22:16 (five years ago) link
yaaay fuck this guy
― alomar lines, Saturday, 16 February 2019 04:28 (five years ago) link
Police arrested a 38-year-old man for DUI for the second time in a week after he picked up his car from an impound lot, promptly crashed it into another vehicle, fled from police when they showed up at his house a short time later, and then sat in his truck outside his parents’ home in the gated Broadmoor community for several hours doing whippets as he ignored SPD negotiators.
― alomar lines, Saturday, 16 March 2019 16:03 (five years ago) link
Ah, is it springtime in the Ozarks already?
https://i.imgur.com/ook25Ml.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 13:43 (five years ago) link
*star-spangled banner plays, eagle cries in the distance*
― a photographer, satanist and ukip voter (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 13:45 (five years ago) link
They took turns donning the vest, btw, not both at once.
― pplains, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 14:12 (five years ago) link
What were they arrested for?
― Angry Question Time Man's Flute Club Band (Tom D.), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 14:15 (five years ago) link
Aggravated Assault - https://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2019/apr/03/affidavit-2-men-don-vest-shoot-20190403/?news-arkansas
― pplains, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 14:18 (five years ago) link
― pplains, Wednesday, April 3, 2019 7:12 AM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Don’t these things only work once
― moose; squirrel (silby), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 14:22 (five years ago) link
at least twice, seems like
― a photographer, satanist and ukip voter (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 14:23 (five years ago) link
Or six times.
― pplains, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 14:25 (five years ago) link
*stuffs air bag back into steering column*
"OK! Your turn!"
― pplains, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 14:26 (five years ago) link
Ferris told the deputy he had been shot six times, once in the chest and five times in the back, while protecting a man he called his "asset," according to the affidavit.
― ☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 15:08 (five years ago) link
He went to the hospital after accidentally shooting himself in the penis, the report says. While a doctor was operating on the gunshot wound, a balloon of marijuana allegedly slipped out of his anus. And his troubles didn't end there. https://t.co/1MFA2mHz47— KTVU (@KTVU) May 24, 2019
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Sunday, 26 May 2019 16:14 (four years ago) link
Editor's Note: This story initially reported the man accidentally shot himself in the penis. He actually accidentally shot himself in the testicles.
― visiting, Sunday, 26 May 2019 16:23 (four years ago) link
lock thread, that story will never be eclipsed
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 26 May 2019 16:59 (four years ago) link
Weeds legal in Washington so why would you need to carry it in your anus?
― joygoat, Sunday, 26 May 2019 18:51 (four years ago) link
a cry for help?
Detectives declined to arrest Wilson at the hospital and instead issued an arrest warrant on suspicion of second-degree felon in possession of a firearm and unlawful possession of meth. He was charged April 16.Wilson, an East Wenatchee resident, turned himself in April 18. A detective told corrections officers at the Chelan County Regional Justice Center of Wilson’s proclivity to store marijuana in unconventional places.During a strip search, another balloon of marijuana slipped from Wilson’s anus, according to a probable cause affidavit filed April 19 in superior court.
Wilson, an East Wenatchee resident, turned himself in April 18. A detective told corrections officers at the Chelan County Regional Justice Center of Wilson’s proclivity to store marijuana in unconventional places.
During a strip search, another balloon of marijuana slipped from Wilson’s anus, according to a probable cause affidavit filed April 19 in superior court.
― visiting, Sunday, 26 May 2019 19:02 (four years ago) link