why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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that was your first mistake you took your lucky break and broke it in two

niels, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 12:51 (six years ago) link

just like other girls, i'm not like other girls

stormzy daniels (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 13:30 (six years ago) link

That one sounds like something the girl from firestarter would say just before igniting you.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 14:37 (six years ago) link

they all say that

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 22:33 (six years ago) link

can't fuck w/ Aristotle

niels, Thursday, 29 March 2018 10:54 (six years ago) link

not sure Aristotle had a word for workaholism, but he was the original centrist dad it's true

bad left terf nut (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 March 2018 10:55 (six years ago) link

Indeed no greek word for "proper ambition"

https://larvalsubjects.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/table-of-virtues-and-vices.png

niels, Thursday, 29 March 2018 10:57 (six years ago) link

xp as has been discussed on ilx previously, he was the og of mor

ogmor, Thursday, 29 March 2018 11:43 (six years ago) link

dying @ shakespeare

had (crüt), Friday, 30 March 2018 13:51 (six years ago) link

lol

Karl Malone, Thursday, 12 April 2018 15:04 (six years ago) link

when everyone leaves facebook it's going to be nothing but people posting that kind of shit back and forth, along with very confused parents and aunts and uncles trying to contact their relatives who no longer log in

Karl Malone, Thursday, 12 April 2018 15:06 (six years ago) link

my wall pretty much is! or replace the politics with shit about Hogwarts. My "unfollow" feed has grown to where like the same ten people who actually post interesting shit show up on my wall.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 April 2018 15:06 (six years ago) link

That reminds me of one of the Thundercats outtakes.

how's life, Thursday, 12 April 2018 15:10 (six years ago) link

lol @ democarts

marcos, Thursday, 12 April 2018 15:14 (six years ago) link

social media really is a blessing or propagandists

21st savagery fox (m bison), Sunday, 15 April 2018 18:25 (six years ago) link

... And that cheerful, friendly, progressive leader's name? Bashir al Assad! And that, my friends, is the rest of the story.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 15 April 2018 18:26 (six years ago) link

... you'd abort that child?

Well, my friend, you just killed the lion of damascus, bashar al-assad

Google lobster hierarchies (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 15 April 2018 18:43 (six years ago) link

reads like James

you're my luger not my rifle (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 15 April 2018 19:56 (six years ago) link

He sure completed many novels! An inspiring achievement.

Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 15 April 2018 20:03 (six years ago) link

Jesus

you're my luger not my rifle (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 15 April 2018 20:04 (six years ago) link

Good pick.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Sunday, 15 April 2018 21:16 (six years ago) link

oh what a co-worker we have in jesus

21st savagery fox (m bison), Sunday, 15 April 2018 21:18 (six years ago) link

Seems like if you keep your eyes on the goal and don't look for obstacles that might be in the way, you will end up with a bloody nose.

- Bob Marley

fleetwood machiavellian (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 16 April 2018 02:55 (six years ago) link

Coworker hipster bro has dead, dead eyes. (I miss him.)

startled macropod (MatthewK), Monday, 16 April 2018 05:17 (six years ago) link

Coworker hipster bro is dead man miss him miss him

Google lobster hierarchies (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 16 April 2018 10:54 (six years ago) link

@dadinlaw this is why u shd stop riding a motorcycle and get a honda civic like a normal person

21st savagery fox (m bison), Thursday, 19 April 2018 03:04 (five years ago) link

Clearly not true though as anyone who's watched Mad Max can attest

groovypanda, Thursday, 19 April 2018 10:07 (five years ago) link

no-one on the bikes tho so w/e

Google lobster hierarchies (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 19 April 2018 10:22 (five years ago) link

unless you want to save life of a transformer lol

Google lobster hierarchies (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 19 April 2018 10:22 (five years ago) link

Shared without any trace of bitter irony by a facebook friend today

https://planetcaravan.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/15823510_10154494258923375_1593542726633550996_n.jpg

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 23 April 2018 15:07 (five years ago) link

Yes, one can imagine Trump quaking in his golden slippers at the thought of people starting punk bands.

Sixteen other GOP candidates couldn't stop him, the entire Democrat party couldn't stop him, the Clinton machine couldn't stop him, the leftist media couldn't stop him, and he's evaded the worst (!) legal and judicial witch hunt in history (IN HISTORY!!!!).

Thrashy power chords on a guitar, though? TRASHY CYMBALS? Motherfucker's gonna fold instantly when he hears my incisive lyrics.

ad homineminem (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 23 April 2018 16:14 (five years ago) link

it says fight, not stop.

at any rate dropping out of establishment channels to start your own media seems like the way to go. or i guess you can fight by consuming media for and by millionaires.

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 23 April 2018 17:20 (five years ago) link

i guess we know who posted it

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 23 April 2018 18:49 (five years ago) link

Nah, you haven't met him.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 23 April 2018 19:17 (five years ago) link

you never him

mh, Monday, 23 April 2018 19:19 (five years ago) link

Joining a Punk band to fight Trump at this point gives me a war re-enactment society feel.

Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 24 April 2018 11:41 (five years ago) link

This machine does exactly nothing to fascists

ad homineminem (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 12:44 (five years ago) link

this machine is nostalgia for fascists

songs by bands by Sondheim (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 12:59 (five years ago) link

I put a "this machine kills fascists" sticker on my guitar case when I was a teenager and some people stopped me while walking down the street to ask how exactly does it do that.

how's life, Tuesday, 24 April 2018 13:02 (five years ago) link

"This machine kills fascists"

"So much for the 'tolerant' left, typical just calling anyone you disagree with a fascist, aren't you more like the real fascist with your intolerance of different viewpoints and black people say it to each other all the time, rappers say it in their songs are you saying i can't say that word because i'm white what is that but blatant &c &c &c"

Google lobster hierarchies (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 13:05 (five years ago) link

that's when you hit them over the head with the guitar

songs by bands by Sondheim (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 13:06 (five years ago) link


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