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I just ate a fucking apple and drank my roommates fucking Hornsby Draft Cider. Later I will drink more fucking beer thats not mine.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Monday, 5 April 2004 05:16 (twenty years ago) link

Lamb and pecan fucking risotto, and more fucking cheese pizza (I went on a pizza dough ruckus, made a lot of fucking dough and the fucking sauce goes a long fucking way).

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 5 April 2004 23:36 (twenty years ago) link

I had fake sausage rolls again + chips in brown shit bread roll. Then I had the same again. Sister had tantrum because her poisonous shit steak was fucking manky stringy shit BITCH!
Mum looks like mutton piss off. No power of the Irn Bru so suck that CHA!

― zenome kistachion, Tuesday, 6 April 2004 00:38 (twenty years ago) link

early fucking dinner tonight: warm pisslicking italian salad with shiteating bresaola, vomgurgling fresh basil, and grilled-ass chicken. yum!

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 20:59 (twenty years ago) link

MOTHERFUCKING THAI CHICKEN SANDWICH

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 21:20 (twenty years ago) link

nine months pass...

omg late fucking dinners these days, yesterday it was a piece of beautiful fucking ruddy pink antelope sausage (shot by my mom, it should be noted) simmered in some negra fucking modelo, with a side of spinach and fucking corn mixed up with a lot of salt and some curry powder. today it was a tuna salad that actually kind of sucked (limp fucking celery) and some carrots and zucchini sauteed in olive oil with a little dill. and a negra modelo.

― g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 07:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Fucking unbelievable Shrimp Creole with fucking mashed potatos and fucking bomb-ass collard greens from Comfort Bistro in Jersey City, all for about $11, bitches.

― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 07:44 (nineteen years ago) link

four months pass...

Cajun Catfish, baked potato, salad.

― On the bass, 57 7th, he wrote this (calstars), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 23:50 (eighteen years ago) link

fried chicken motherfuckers

― strng hlkngtn, Wednesday, 1 June 2005 23:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Sandwich: fresh mozzarella, clover sprouts, tomato, hummus, dry basil, black pepper on wheat. Baby carrots.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 23:58 (eighteen years ago) link

carne asada burrito

― charleston charge (chaki), Thursday, 2 June 2005 00:06 (eighteen years ago) link

where is teh CURSING

― strng hlkngtn, Thursday, 2 June 2005 00:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I think I made jook/congee by total fucking accident. I was shooting for some nice comforting chicken and rice soup with SE Asian flavors, turned my back, and when I came back it was goddamn porridge! Tasty, too.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 2 June 2005 00:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Fettucini alfredo (my very late lunch) and then fifteen minutes later had a Hawaiian Chicken sandwich from Backyard Burgers and a wonderful chocolate shake.

― Ian Riese-Moraine's all but an ark-lark! (Eastern Mantra), Thursday, 2 June 2005 00:19 (eighteen years ago) link

grande burrito from la salsa motherfuckers.

― The Pinup Girls of YANK (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 2 June 2005 00:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Nachos and an Anchor Steam

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 2 June 2005 01:48 (eighteen years ago) link

stir fried tofu, onions and broccoli, followed by cheese and crackers.

― kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 2 June 2005 02:01 (eighteen years ago) link

it's fucking make your own pizza night in this house. (so it had pepperoni, mushrooms, and feta cheese.)

― Maria (Maria), Thursday, 2 June 2005 02:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Tortilla fucking soup with huge goatstroking chunks of fresh avocado. And a goddamn salad. With pine nuts and hearts of fucking palm, cunts.

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Thursday, 2 June 2005 02:09 (eighteen years ago) link

A couple week-old, piece-of-shit artichokes, and some beer. Maybe I'll thaw some bread and have a damn sandwich also. I hate to waste food. (And I had a fucking Mexican buffet at lunch.)

― nickn (nickn), Thursday, 2 June 2005 02:14 (eighteen years ago) link

A fecking bowl of homemade chicken farking soup, with farming crackers and a flickin' beer.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 2 June 2005 02:32 (eighteen years ago) link

I think I'll pop some fucking corn.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 2 June 2005 02:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, just shit in my mouth if I didn't eat a cum-gargling spinach salad with tomato and home-made garlic croutons, followed by a slice of home-made olive, onion, and garlic pizza, washed down with cheap fruity malt liquor, you goddam cuntrag whorelickers.

― -rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Thursday, 2 June 2005 02:47 (eighteen years ago) link

I haven't eaten a goddamned thing. Go fuck yourself.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 2 June 2005 03:13 (eighteen years ago) link

My wife made us pork-chops, but the real kicker was the Strawberry Rhubarb pie we made together afterwards with some rhubarb a guy at work gave me. Oh damn it's so good!

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 2 June 2005 05:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Monday dinner was roast duck with beetrot, the other week I pot roasted some mutton with beetroot. Also bettroot and fennel salad is the bomb. More beetroot.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 2 June 2005 07:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Lasr night I had ham with caulifucker cheese.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Thursday, 2 June 2005 07:35 (eighteen years ago) link

apologies that should have read 'More fucking beetroot'

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 2 June 2005 07:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Liz made a fucking goat dhansak and some goddamn chapatis last night. It was fucking delicious.

― robster (robster), Thursday, 2 June 2005 07:57 (eighteen years ago) link

mmm fucking goat

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 2 June 2005 08:00 (eighteen years ago) link

I usually just have some salad for dinner. We have our *dinners* at noon. Now it'll be vegetables (mushrooms, peppers, onion and tomato), fish and rice.

I'm obsessed with broccoli with sesame (?) sauce.

― nathalie's baby (stevie nixed), Thursday, 2 June 2005 08:57 (eighteen years ago) link

two months pass...

ALOO MUTTER GOBI, MOTHERFUCKER

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 7 August 2005 01:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Ipso Fatso

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 7 August 2005 01:41 (eighteen years ago) link

YOU CAN'T FOLLA THIS MASALA

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 7 August 2005 01:45 (eighteen years ago) link

"penne antonino" = penne w/ breadcrumbs, artichokes, sundried tomatoes, capers, lemon juice, broccoli. nicely fucking done.

green salad with peppercorn parmesan dressing and fucking gorgeous red plum tomatoes.

didn't quite get shitfaced on one and a half glasses of sauvignon blanc.

― the goulash archipelago (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 7 August 2005 02:15 (eighteen years ago) link

HE IS FUCKING TEH CAKE!!!!

― 3, Sunday, 7 August 2005 03:25 (eighteen years ago) link

giant cum-squirting kielbasa. with ketchup.

― phil-two (phil-two), Sunday, 7 August 2005 03:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Hey Phil I lost my damn phone yesterday but I'm getting it replaced tomorrow, will mail you in the meantime, FUCK!

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Sunday, 7 August 2005 03:30 (eighteen years ago) link

I had George Foreman "barbecued" chicken, some quick brown rice, and a pre-packaged mixed greens blend.

― Hurting (Hurting), Sunday, 7 August 2005 03:59 (eighteen years ago) link

six-piece crispy strips from KFC. NEVER EVER EVER AGAIN URGH

― joseph (joseph), Sunday, 7 August 2005 04:11 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...

a bastarding OSTRICH BURGER, with a cock-spurting salad of tomato and avocado, plus some ass-felching cottage cheese, yo. and it was FUCKING MAGIC.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:21 (eighteen years ago) link

half a bagel with CREAM cheese (ooh, saucy)

― renegade bus (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Tuna pasta. The money has run out, and I'm fucked if I'm starting on the noodles yet.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 8 September 2005 19:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Ate a boca burger my wife had made for me from the night before. I came home late, drunk, and (strangely) left it sitting there. Day-old burgers taste like *motherfucking satan's balls*

― paulhw (paulhw), Thursday, 8 September 2005 21:08 (eighteen years ago) link

TITFUCKIN TAKE-OUT THAI FOOD

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 8 September 2005 21:16 (eighteen years ago) link

five months pass...

Ceviche - I've been waiting all fucking week. Oh sweet heyzeus.

― Dave will do (dave225.3), Friday, 3 March 2006 22:53 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost:

not quite the answer i'd expect from m. white

i meant, not quite the fucking answer i'd expect from that muthafuxxer m. white

― ai lien (kold_krush), Friday, 3 March 2006 23:05 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

fucking whole wheat ravioli with chicken and sundried tomatoes, in tomato/basil marinara

will whip up a cunting spinach salad when i finish

and some water to drink... you cocksucking assbag.

― get bent, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 01:47 (seventeen years ago) link

bloody fucking steak, shitkicking oven fries and half a fucking avocado

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 01:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Onion omelette and mixed greens salad

― Hurting 2, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 02:01 (seventeen years ago) link

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