solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILX

fucked if i'm gonna make the extra effort to hold down the shift key for an ilx post tbh

― playing in his high school band “The Velvet Pickle” (bizarro gazzara),

enh

https://i.imgur.com/Qitw9OW.jpg

did we sort out whatever the fucking point of Simon H is on these threads, when we already have Morbius to remind us that anybody who’s ever held a salaried position in government is a murderous liar made of goblin turds

― El Tomboto, Thursday, April 19, 2018 1:25 PM

https://i.imgur.com/yo5AMAJ.jpg

Idgaf swag

old sock, approaching a fork in the road

i feel like you should all stfu unless youre posting sweet and touching rememberances

― global tetrahedron, Sunday, 10 June 2018 23:22 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wrong thread

oh cool let's do this again

― Simon H., Wednesday, 20 June 2018 21:05 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

feel like there's a thread in this. i want no part of it.

― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 13:12 (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

only part of a post but masterful all the same

well at least I got to encounter the phrase "eat a hill of butts" today

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, July 17, 2018 3:05 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://i.imgur.com/wBTFE6e.jpg

rythm is a dancer

a++++++++++

It’s good and true

people have this addiction to saying things that is starting to seem kind of pathetic

― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, October 30, 2018 1:13 PM (nineteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A+++

I feel like the writing on this website gets shittier and less coherent every day

― Paul Ponzi, Friday, May 17, 2019 10:05 AM (sixteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Aren't we over-analysing this semantically at the expense of the sentiment?

― Maltrsnapper, Wednesday, December 11, 2019 9:25 AM

that one's even better bcz the poster is getting sprung at analysis that happened 14 years ago

lol

heh wait no that would be a pair of posts, never mind

Still counts, please indulge.

oh i wouldnt dream

You're robbing posterity of [redacted].

dont even joke

in 8 years it seems i have stopped trying to come up with solutions and have instead turned to blaming the situation on a confluence of factors that are sometimes out of my control

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, July 25, 2017 11:46 AM (three years ago)

beyond ilx tbh

You're not doing very well at this whole shutting the fuck up thing

― shout-out to his family (DJP), Tuesday, October 20, 2020 6:24 PM (five days ago)

As an observer, I’m finding this argument impenetrable and pointless and it’s frankly putting me off this thread.

― epistantophus, Sunday, 7 February 2021 22:09 (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

why are you like this, it’s great

― Scamp Granada (gyac), Saturday, April 10, 2021 9:31 AM (eight minutes ago)

one big room full of bad opinions

― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Friday, 21 May 2021 21:11 (yesterday) link

It makes me feel very sad to see so much hatred and ridicule in the world. This thread seems to exemplify this. But let us face the facts: why are we even contributing to this thread? Simply, because we are all sad losers, including myself, with nothing better to do with our lives. No doubt everyone here is skipping school or college because they are seen by their peers as outcasts and misfits - why else are we here? Nevertheless, life goes on even if all of us here feel like giving it up. I don't much like Weezer.

― martyfalling, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 23:32 (four years ago) link

lol

what's with this marty, dissing my posts

it me

Honestly I've never thought about the baby's penis so much until this thread.

― Shallot Shortage 2021 (morrisp), Wednesday, August 25, 2021 10:48 AM (seven hours ago)

"I am just wondering what you guys have achieved to reverse this situation and which amazing achievements give you the bravery to shit on female journalists on the internet for doing their jobs?"

I'm afraid tens of thousands of posts over two decades here gives me the right to shit on whoever I like. Sorry if this offends.

― xyzzzz__, Monday, August 30, 2021 5:01 PM bookmarkflaglink

No doubt everyone here is skipping school or college because they are seen by their peers as outcasts and misfits

jokes on him! we're mostly in our thirties, forties and beyond!

😟

the bbc's "neither washington nor moscow" era delivered a fvckton of grebt kids' TV: viz _the singing ringing tree_ (east germany) and _belle and sebastien_ (the pyrenees, not that belle and sebastian ffs) -- also we learned early to nagivate dubs and subs so it was educational also and in conclusion this is why jeanne dielman *shot rings out*

Lol

i studied the blade

You've got to fight for what is right

adding: not quite sure why i'm here analysing jokes that aren't working told by someone i think is a vast toxic idiot never not acting in bad faith

― mark s, Monday, December 5, 2022 3:46 PM (yesterday)

the blade i tell you!

I love rereading my old posts because there was usually some insanely funny shit surrounding them.

― HI DERE, Monday, 1 October 2007 18:54 (fifteen years ago) link

call and response

you guys really enjoy getting mad over nonsense
― J0rdan S.

i'm not really screaming into the void i just don't want to work
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown)

iiiiii don't want to work
i just want to scream into voids all day

forgot to vote in this but i'm with the majority

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, January 25, 2023 12:05 PM (forty-two minutes ago)