you just freaked out our director of LOLs

ps is your gf in a wheelchair?

yes, actually. not that it's any of yr business.

who brought it up?

I lied anyway, she's v. mobile.

so she's hanging from the ceiling on a bit of string

above a pool of water

obviously you were lying. i'm sure when you were young you'd tell people your mom is dead when they made mom jokes also.

ps whether she is really dead or not is irrelevant right now so don't even go there

http://www.gstsdesigns.com/AidstoDailyLiving/surehands/accessories/aquatic.jpg

obviously you were lying. i'm sure when you were young you'd tell people your mom is dead when they made mom jokes also.

ps whether she is really dead or not is irrelevant right now so don't even go there

― cutty, Thursday, May 21, 2009 2:47 PM (40 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I don't even have a gf or a computer

what a weird little conversation you guys are having here

my gf was feeling depressed, so i wanted to show her a keyboard cat to cheer her up, and the first search result was someone in a wheelchair falling down an escalator.

― mastotmdom (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, May 21, 2009 2:26 PM

what was the point of this post again?

just talkin about keyboard cat, man.

riiiiight

:(

haha whiney's girlfriend is a cat

ok that dr phil keyboard cat thing...sublime

- legs, + 1000 cals

fucking haley joel, having all sorts of unprotected sex and sharing needles

ok that dr phil keyboard cat thing...sublime

― pitiable, strong and a little orgasmic (latebloomer), Friday, May 22, 2009 3:14 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

This.

Also, I actually gasped when that kid slapped her.

i gasped when the mother didn't kick that little shit in the teeth

Yeah, kid needs to be put on the Spankological Protocol quick sharp.

Does someone get hurt at the end of that?

i gasped when the mother didn't kick that little shit in the teeth

― cutty, Friday, May 22, 2009 5:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Yeah, pretty much the smartest thing you can do when you have a nationwide syndicated program filming you with three cameras is hit a child. She was otm not to retaliate.

now this is parenting:

http://www.elmodoesit.com/2009/05/12/meltdown-online-owned-by-dad-keyboard-cat/

serious lolz at "you're making an ass of yourself for all eternity"

it's seriously the most sensible thing I've ever heard anyone say in a youtube video

lollllllllllllllllllllllll

that's up there with anything christopher walken has ever done

'Last Blog Ever' seems like a bruce KITH sketch

I feel bad for that kid but I love that video so much, more than the atheist keyboard cat vid.

"yes, he was on his frickin channel WHINING and CRYING like a THREE-YEAR-OLD to the entire WORLD"

A certain person sent me a message saying "hi Dex, everyone who watches your blog thinks you're retarded - everyone, all your SUBSCRIBERS - and they watch because they think you're stupid and it's fun to watch stupid people.

Well I've got news for you: all my subscribers, all my viewers-

...some of you, were convincing, like charmingwhizkid, or, she said, she says she sends me a video. She seemed - or YOU, if you're watching and you're thinking 'this kid's retarded, this is fun to watch' - well I'm NOT retarded.

Oh and I've got news for you, all of you, all of my viewers: ya'll are the ones who don't know things.

I could...........mggggggggghhh!

OK, so, are you still watching? Are you still thinking 'hey look at this stupid idsit?

It's just that...........mggggggggggggggghhh!?

(mom from other side of bedroom door: "light's out in 10 minutes")

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's just that, I wanna be remembered, I wanna be, I want people -

I want people to look back and say "hey" -

I want people to say "hey do you remember that Bernice kid?"

I want people at my school to be like "do you remember that Bernice kid? He was so cool. He would talk to me, and he would teach me stuff - he was SO good at teaching me stuff that I didn't know - and he would...he would make me laugh with jokes, and he would punch the teacher in the-"

"That girl who beat him up was stupid. Do you remember when he kissed Sofia in the hallway and whenever he did funny jokes? I remember that."

That's what I want them to say.

But no, they won't say that, they'll just say "Do you remember that - DO YOU REMEMBER THAT STUPID BERNICE KID THAT USED TO MAKE VIDEOS THAT WE WATCHED?? AND WE WOULD ACT LIKE WE LIKED HIM. DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?!"

That's what they're gonna say. THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE GONNA SAY!!!

(indecipherable mumbling)

Well, this might be my last blog. Yes. It might be my last blog. My last video, like I might take my blog off. And you know what? Words hurt worse than if someone THROWS A SLEDGEHAMMER AND HITS YOUR CROTCH OVER AND OVER - AND IF YOU'RE A GIRL THEN THEY WOULD JUST LIKE HIT YOUR FACE WITH IT. and, or typing, not words, just typing.

I don't even want to watch this kid's previous videos. I'd rather go on living with the illusion that everything he ever said was so perfect.

the thing i liked at the end was this boy:crotch :: girl:face thing, wtf

i actually did watch like a minute of one of his old ones, it was mostly sad

Could anyone figure out what he said during (indecipherable mumbling)? It may be the key to this entire mystery, but I couldn't figure it out.

it sounds like "my mom's still out there, she'll help me"?

Given the context, you'd think he was saying "she'll hear me", or "she heard me", since he was acting like a loony for the previous 4 minutes and then he goes into "this my last blag" mode directly afterward. But nope, it sounds like he's saying "she'll help me".

Maybe her blag is better than his

she can give me some pointers

that dude's been a quasi-celebrity on the web for a long time now; i think he's in a constant "i'm quitting" mode

i though he said "if that's my mom out there, then so help me..." as in "so help me god"

this kid really is special needs, he makes a fake accent in most of his videos!

oh, bernice

what is the emoticon for having your jaw so wide open in horror that it dislocates and just starts to swing idly about your collarbone?