CAN WE CHANGE THE NAME OF THIS BOARD TO "LOL @ RAIDERS" ?

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3 inches and a cloud of dust

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 16 March 2018 02:32 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

22 QBs are making at least 5M in 2018

Derek Carr's career ranks among this group:

Yards per attempt - 22nd
Completion rate - 18th
Win % - 20th
Yards per start - 15th
TD % - T10th
...
Fewest sacks taken per start - 1st

— Ian Hartitz (@Ihartitz) June 11, 2018

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 11 June 2018 18:26 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

daer veg -- where do you and your \m/ raiders fans stand on the team these days?

because as a neutral observer, fuck 'em

mookieproof, Saturday, 11 August 2018 03:47 (five years ago) link

1 - how is that different than any other year though

2 - it’s my team! wtf am i supposed to do, become a niners fan? i am mostly dismayed by them but i am not at the point where i am turning my back on them yet. plus i have a group of tailgating friends in the same boat & we all sort of know that we at least like each other if the team sux almost all the time

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 August 2018 04:22 (five years ago) link

but i get defensive bcz ppl act like it’s nbd to switch teams or stop watching football BUT IT IS FOR ME :(

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 August 2018 04:25 (five years ago) link

i dunno. i have an awkward relationship with the steelers -- the league is evil and their hall-of-fame QB is at best an asshole, but they were an ENORMOUS part of my childhood and my links to home. but if they were leaving for vegas i would never ever forgive them, let alone tailgate to the very end

your perspective is almost certainly better

mookieproof, Saturday, 11 August 2018 04:47 (five years ago) link

while they are still here i am going to try to make the best of it

idk what it will be like when they go. i dont like thinking about it :(

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 August 2018 04:51 (five years ago) link

<3

mookieproof, Saturday, 11 August 2018 04:54 (five years ago) link

:)

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 August 2018 05:15 (five years ago) link

wtf am i supposed to do, become a niners fan?

no one would blame u rooting for dreamy garrops

Mordy, Saturday, 11 August 2018 05:28 (five years ago) link

bleuch

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 August 2018 05:32 (five years ago) link

i work with a guy who played on the 84 champ team, very nice man

sprout god (lag∞n), Saturday, 11 August 2018 13:37 (five years ago) link

he loooves al davis, said he was a cool and real with the players

sprout god (lag∞n), Saturday, 11 August 2018 13:42 (five years ago) link

wow that’s awesome! yeah a lot of the old guys love Al, he was very loyal to his old players, often long after their careers were over with. (idk if it dropped off in later years or it was only certain guys/teams he took a shine to but there are lots of stories of him helping guys out)

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 August 2018 15:35 (five years ago) link

yeah like he said one of his first days there after coming over from another team al davis saddled up to him at training camp and started asking what he thought of the system they were running and so forth, which he said on his old team wldve been unthinkable even from a coach much less an owner

sprout god (lag∞n), Saturday, 11 August 2018 19:48 (five years ago) link

that’s cool

what’s yr coworker’s name, out of curiosity?

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 August 2018 20:13 (five years ago) link

Jim Plunkett!

burzum buddies (brownie), Saturday, 11 August 2018 20:24 (five years ago) link

lol

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 August 2018 20:42 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

i have the superbowl rings

https://i.imgur.com/7cKLaTW.png

sprout god (lag∞n), Friday, 31 August 2018 18:07 (five years ago) link

congrats champ

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 31 August 2018 18:17 (five years ago) link

thanks, feels good

sprout god (lag∞n), Friday, 31 August 2018 18:23 (five years ago) link

i can see the nearest is dallas. presumably one of the others is the raiders since we are here. the other?

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 31 August 2018 18:24 (five years ago) link

i think its two dallas one raiders

sprout god (lag∞n), Friday, 31 August 2018 18:29 (five years ago) link

nice, who's your hook up? someone good?

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 31 August 2018 18:35 (five years ago) link

look upthread a lil bit

sprout god (lag∞n), Friday, 31 August 2018 18:36 (five years ago) link

oh sweet. i thought it was going to be assistant groundskeeper or something

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 31 August 2018 18:40 (five years ago) link

holy !!!!

the closest i have been to a superbowl ring was sitting next to Cliff Branch. The size of a small bird’s egg, i remember thinking. impressive af

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 31 August 2018 19:13 (five years ago) link

well, this was a timely thread revive

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 1 September 2018 13:43 (five years ago) link

more superbowl rings soon!

sprout god (lag∞n), Saturday, 1 September 2018 14:20 (five years ago) link

lol ok raiders not v smart imo

Mordy, Saturday, 1 September 2018 15:59 (five years ago) link

😫😫😫😫😫😫

wtf

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 1 September 2018 16:27 (five years ago) link

its cool grudens only got a 10 year contract

sprout god (lag∞n), Saturday, 1 September 2018 16:28 (five years ago) link

SO DUMB OMG

Sorry VG

brimstead, Saturday, 1 September 2018 16:31 (five years ago) link

No way

— Derek Carr (@derekcarrqb) September 1, 2018

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 1 September 2018 17:37 (five years ago) link

Our #MNF crew with a gem here: @Raiders RB Marshawn Lynch's high school photo. #LARvsOAK pic.twitter.com/Msu5zY3Osl

— bill hofheimer (@bhofheimer_espn) September 11, 2018

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 02:56 (five years ago) link

shocked that a 32-yo man looks different from how he looked in high school

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 02:59 (five years ago) link

lynch does not need to hear anything from a fuckin dork nicknamed “Boog”

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 03:02 (five years ago) link

beastmode should just walk up & drag them out of the booth

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 03:03 (five years ago) link

along with the entire rams defense

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 03:21 (five years ago) link

*walks into ocean*

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 05:24 (five years ago) link

brutal

Machine Gunk Jelly (Spottie), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 05:42 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

"LOL @ RAIDERS"

mookieproof, Friday, 2 November 2018 12:54 (five years ago) link

now more than ever

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 2 November 2018 13:35 (five years ago) link

don't worry Raiders fans only 9.5 years left on Gruden's contract

frogbs, Friday, 2 November 2018 14:00 (five years ago) link

three first-round picks and a ton of cap room is pretty nice, tbh, but i don't trust chuckie to use them well

mookieproof, Friday, 2 November 2018 14:01 (five years ago) link

I'll cheer you up by posting a bunch of great faux_gruden tweets

I’ll tell ya what, I feel for the Cowboys. Missing a game-tying field goal at the end of the game is like driving to Chick-fil-A on a Sunday. You made it there but you’re not getting anything, man. I’m hungry

— Jon Gruden (@Faux_Gruden) October 21, 2018

I’ll tell ya what, I feel for the Cowboys. Missing a game-tying field goal at the end of the game is like driving to Chick-fil-A on a Sunday. You made it there but you’re not getting anything, man. I’m hungry

— Jon Gruden (@Faux_Gruden) October 21, 2018

Could’ve sworn we had more points than that, man https://t.co/5z5AK3duRq

— Jon Gruden (@Faux_Gruden) October 8, 2018

Wow. The Browns finally winning a football game is like the ice cream machine working at McDonald’s. It doesn’t happen very often, but when it does it’s a special treat, man. Get me a McFlurry

— Jon Gruden (@Faux_Gruden) September 21, 2018

Accidentally walked in the ESPN booth before the game, man. For a second I forgot I coach now. It was like accidentally driving to your ex’s house with your girlfriend in the car. Wild

— Jon Gruden (@Faux_Gruden) September 11, 2018

The Browns tied. Wow. That’s like winning one dollar on a one dollar scratch-off lottery ticket. You didn’t win, but you still have your dollar, man. It’s a step in the right direction

— Jon Gruden (@Faux_Gruden) September 10, 2018

frogbs, Friday, 2 November 2018 14:03 (five years ago) link

One Raiders veteran to another, on his way out of the locker room past three reporters, including myself: “I gotta get the f*** outta here.”

— Matt Schneidman (@mattschneidman) November 12, 2018

omar little, Monday, 12 November 2018 23:01 (five years ago) link

was it Gruden

frogbs, Monday, 12 November 2018 23:08 (five years ago) link

five months pass...

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