wow
― motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 15 March 2018 03:29 (six years ago) link
i feel so handsome rn
― j., Thursday, 15 March 2018 03:50 (six years ago) link
Who do we want to rule
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 15 March 2018 03:53 (six years ago) link
Also there is a whole light setup reflected in the mirror so apparently the photographer gave up
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 15 March 2018 03:54 (six years ago) link
Doctored according to Snopes, although the real photo isn't much better.
https://us-east-1.tchyn.io/snopes-production/uploads/2017/07/spot-the-difference.jpg
― jmm, Thursday, 15 March 2018 04:00 (six years ago) link
Also there is a glass behind ivanka in the 4-shot
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 15 March 2018 04:01 (six years ago) link
And a cable coming out of her head
Of course it's doctored. The only real surprise is how very little it's actually doctored.
― Another helping of mouthwatering cobbler? (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 March 2018 04:12 (six years ago) link
Fake news!
― flappy bird, Thursday, 15 March 2018 04:28 (six years ago) link
this is how don, jr. and vanessa trump met https://t.co/6W2FfsVBQW pic.twitter.com/I0Mo2vveYu— Kenzie Bryant (@kenzbry) February 8, 2018
― while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Thursday, 15 March 2018 04:45 (six years ago) link
that's love
― flappy bird, Thursday, 15 March 2018 04:51 (six years ago) link
Lol cuetTrump is such a dad
― F# A# (∞), Thursday, 15 March 2018 05:13 (six years ago) link
speaking as a dad, them’s fightin’ words
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 15 March 2018 05:25 (six years ago) link
so basically his dad hooked him up ...
― Zelda Zonk, Thursday, 15 March 2018 05:34 (six years ago) link
"Hi I'm Donald Trump, I wanted to introduce you to my son, Donald Trump, Jr."
― motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 15 March 2018 10:30 (six years ago) link
So Don Jr. met his wife basically because his dad kept homing in on her as an anonymous piece of ass. Something to share with the grandkids, I suppose. And absolutely the hallmark of a family one wants to marry into.
― Another helping of mouthwatering cobbler? (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 March 2018 13:10 (six years ago) link
I know this is trivial and petty but Eric clearly can't NOT do lampreyface. Even in a situation where he knows he's being photographed and it might be advisable to look unlampreylike.
http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/29800000/The-Master-the-master-buffy-the-vampire-slayer-29898313-400-300.jpg
― I leprecan't even. (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 15 March 2018 13:27 (six years ago) link
eric always looks like he's cosplaying flukeman from the x-files
― in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 15 March 2018 13:29 (six years ago) link
Yes, lamprey/Flukeman. That is exactly the apt comparison which was just eluding my grasp. I was only able to get this close on my own:
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b4/b8/91/b4b891c897c17db610a91fbf6997268f.gif
― Another helping of mouthwatering cobbler? (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 March 2018 13:35 (six years ago) link
Which one is the doctored one? That is, which is the before and which is the after?
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 March 2018 13:44 (six years ago) link
also: nemesis from resident evil
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/b/b7/Nemesisrl.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100410001021
― in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 15 March 2018 13:45 (six years ago) link
How they probably see themselves:https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTSPkXrW4AEiuZW.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 March 2018 14:05 (six years ago) link
http://www.taxhistory.org/www/website.nsf/web/presidentialtaxreturns
― reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 19 March 2018 17:13 (six years ago) link
Right, so why are you asking whether it's a legal requirement?
― I leprecan't even. (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 19 March 2018 17:14 (six years ago) link
he'll share them with investigators when he's forced to do so. he may have already done that. the public will see them later on. he's not going to release them unilaterally
― Karl Malone, Monday, 19 March 2018 17:14 (six years ago) link
xpost
i think it's classic that he's on that website with those other public figures. go trump!
― reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 19 March 2018 17:15 (six years ago) link
Does he need to share returns? Can't Mueller (or wouldn't he have already) get warrant to take them directly from IRS? Not sure how that works
― motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 19 March 2018 18:26 (six years ago) link
he promised he'd release his tax returns. maybe we don't deserve to see them? or he's just waiting till the time is right during the case, to prove to everyone what a big strong billionaire he is, who doesn't need any help from the kremlin?
https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-opening-argument-in-the-trial-of-donald-j-trump
― reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 19 March 2018 19:58 (six years ago) link
you know i do lampreyface in every single photo that's ever taken of me
this is also why i avoid being photographed
― ziggy the ginhead (rushomancy), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 00:01 (six years ago) link
mr. trump is a civil rights activist, bringing porn stars to network television, when before the *fake news* shunned the poor stormy danielses of the world. #WWFWCWMRGA nikolai volkoff the iron shiek
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 March 2018 14:21 (six years ago) link
mr. trump is a genius, banging a porn star and then rubbing christian evangelicals' noses in it. MAGA!
― reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 26 March 2018 16:46 (six years ago) link
https://www.thecut.com/2018/03/stormy-danielss-60-minutes-interview-was-actually-brilliant.html
[ The conversation] started off all about him just talking about himself: And he’s like, ‘Have you seen my new magazine?’ … And so I was like, “Does this normally work for you? … does just … talking about yourself normally work? … Someone should take that magazine and spank you with it. … And I’ll never forget the look on his face … I was like, ‘turn around, drop ‘em.’ … I just gave him a couple swats. and from that moment on, he was a completely different person. He quit talking about himself and he asked me things … it just became … more appropriate.According to this, Daniels was able to achieve the impossible: she broke through Trump’s delusional solipsism, literally slapping him into awareness of another person. And she did it by refusing to play along with his self-vaunting monologue. By questioning the effectiveness of Trump’s boasting, she stopped it. We can all learn from this.
According to this, Daniels was able to achieve the impossible: she broke through Trump’s delusional solipsism, literally slapping him into awareness of another person. And she did it by refusing to play along with his self-vaunting monologue. By questioning the effectiveness of Trump’s boasting, she stopped it. We can all learn from this.
― j., Monday, 26 March 2018 20:34 (six years ago) link
We can all learn from this.
OK. I'd be more than willing to swat him a few times.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 26 March 2018 23:50 (six years ago) link
Me, too, but with a pool ball in a sock, or a lock on a chain.
― grawlix (unperson), Monday, 26 March 2018 23:58 (six years ago) link
god how is this motherfucker the president of anything let alone of AMERICA
― j., Tuesday, 3 April 2018 02:25 (six years ago) link
I mean where else
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 02:34 (six years ago) link
j and flappy win, lol. (but everyone else...sorrrrry).
― Hunt3r, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 03:10 (six years ago) link
Trump has like four Kuatos growing out of his midsection and they all look like Lou Dobbs. pic.twitter.com/O8kvZcX2An— David Roth (@david_j_roth) April 9, 2018
― j., Monday, 9 April 2018 01:07 (six years ago) link
Cohen: Boy, I now wish Trump had not won the election.
Flynn: My life would be a lot better if Trump actually lost the election.
Manafort: I know I wanted Trump to win the election, but now I truly wish that he hadn't.
Ivanka: Gosh, maybe daddy winning the election was not a good thing after all.
Jared: My F-I-L winning the election has been a 666 type of hell for me.
Don Jr: I hate the fact that my dad won the election. This sucks ass.
Eric: I'm Eric.
Melania: My life would have sucked with him either winning or losing the election, so I don't give a fuck.
RNC: Trump is bringing our whole party down with him. It was so much easier being the party of 'NO'.
Trump: I'm so glad I won the election. Best thing ever. GOP! GOP!!
― reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 23 April 2018 20:12 (six years ago) link
LOL
Beyond the torrent of heels taking early retirement, do we think this is the GOP's take on Trump?
― Lou Grant, the Iranian cinema of late '70s TV (stevie), Monday, 23 April 2018 22:54 (six years ago) link
Trump sucks!
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 24 April 2018 01:49 (six years ago) link
which pink floyd album is this pic.twitter.com/a0uQx6rsNp— Hunter Lurie (@hunterlurie) April 23, 2018
― j., Tuesday, 24 April 2018 02:24 (six years ago) link
Dud
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 24 April 2018 02:32 (six years ago) link
total dud
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 24 April 2018 02:55 (six years ago) link
this was circumscribed in one of the many other threads but I'm putting here regardless
https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/04/shania-twain-and-the-crisis-of-american-democracy-really.htmlhttp://www.asanet.org/sites/default/files/attach/journals/feb18asrfeature.pdf
When the political system is widely seen as doing its job, somebody like Trump, who violates its basic norms, is seen as illegitimate. A politician who blatantly lies doesn’t stand a chance. But this changes when more and more people come to believe that the system is rigged and that most politicians don’t have their best interests in mind. Amid such a “crisis of legitimacy,” voters don’t particularly care whether a politician plays by the rules of the game. Instead, they long for somebody who bluntly states how rotten the system really is.
some other bullshit follows, and mostly it boils down to humans are pack animals, and never forget it or you'll pay. but there is a situation where we aren't quite so bad: when we work together. which is the other thing pack animals do well.
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 25 April 2018 04:08 (six years ago) link
The argument that Trump won because enough people believe that the system is rigged falls down on one point: Everyone hated Hillary Clinton for doing the exact same thing. So, what, Democratic voters don't think the system is rigged?
The thing is, of course, that Trump voters do think the system is rigged, but in a very specific way: It helps black people, which is not what it is supposed to do. That is the way in which it isn't doing it's job.
― Frederik B, Wednesday, 25 April 2018 08:36 (six years ago) link
Read the article, Fred
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 25 April 2018 11:41 (six years ago) link
my man with a combover so notorious it'll be the "benedict arnold" to julius' "caesar cut" . . . joked about the president of france having dandruff. go 2scoops!
― reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 25 April 2018 14:52 (six years ago) link
lmao that picture definitely has a "late period hipgnosis" look
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 25 April 2018 14:56 (six years ago) link