songs about masturbation

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Animal Collective actually don't have any songs about masturbation, they're just wank.

Full of bile and Blue Nile denial (Turrican), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 19:21 (six years ago) link

lol

absorbed carol channing's powers & psyche (morrisp), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 19:23 (six years ago) link

six months pass...

Lady Gaga - "Dancin' in Circles"

growing up in publix (morrisp), Friday, 21 September 2018 20:38 (five years ago) link

a good subthread or subtopic would be "songs that use dancing as a metaphor for masturbation"

flappy bird, Friday, 21 September 2018 20:45 (five years ago) link

This thread reminds me of myself as a kid, explaining sotto voce, to the counselor who ran the camp radio station, what the song "She Bop" was about (back when this was still relatively fresh information).

growing up in publix (morrisp), Friday, 21 September 2018 21:03 (five years ago) link

Toni Braxton’s “Another Sad Love Song”.

Or it could really be about obsessive radio listening during car drives, like it says on the tin, in which case I’m terribly sorry (as is the insistent drum pattern).

breastcrawl, Saturday, 22 September 2018 08:12 (five years ago) link

"Captain Jack," of course.

And for flappy bird, "Get Into the Groove":

I'm tired of dancing here all by myself / Tonight I want to dance with someone else.

I've moped on a moped and cooed with a coed (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 22 September 2018 10:49 (five years ago) link


Rattlesnake Shake by Fleetwood Mac

― zaxxon25, Monday, April 7, 2008 4:06 PM (ten years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

And Rattlesnake Shake by Motley Crue!


Got the rattle
Snake wants to spit
Call 9-7-6 and let my hand do the rest

how's life, Saturday, 22 September 2018 10:49 (five years ago) link

Holding My Own - the darkness

calstars, Saturday, 22 September 2018 11:03 (five years ago) link

Pictures of Lily by the Who, of course

Dr X O'Skeleton, Sunday, 23 September 2018 21:43 (five years ago) link


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