songs about masturbation

Courtney Barnett, "Lance Jr."
Victoria Monét, "Ten New Friends"

'And when she asks me, which one I love the best?
I tear open my shirt and I show "Rosie" on my chest'

Size 14: "Claire Danes Poster"
Zebrahead: "Playmate of The Year"

OMG what about the brilliant 'Softcore' by Maurice & the Cliches? "She's got a birthmark that looks just like a staple. She's from New Jersey- she wants to be an actress.."

guys eyes - animal collective

Charli XCX - Body Of My Own
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Va-6_60-gg

Lights out
So high
All alone
I've got a body of my own

Sondre Lerche - "Single-Hand Affairs"

Brilliant premise; - he and his girl meet up for a date, hit it off well, but don't hook up; they leave separately and go to their respective homes, where they both wank whilst thinking about each other...

I just noticed his new album is called Solo Pleasure, but it's not about ~that~.

Animal Collective actually don't have any songs about masturbation, they're just wank.

lol

Lady Gaga - "Dancin' in Circles"

a good subthread or subtopic would be "songs that use dancing as a metaphor for masturbation"

This thread reminds me of myself as a kid, explaining sotto voce, to the counselor who ran the camp radio station, what the song "She Bop" was about (back when this was still relatively fresh information).

Toni Braxton’s “Another Sad Love Song”.

Or it could really be about obsessive radio listening during car drives, like it says on the tin, in which case I’m terribly sorry (as is the insistent drum pattern).

"Captain Jack," of course.

And for flappy bird, "Get Into the Groove":

I'm tired of dancing here all by myself / Tonight I want to dance with someone else.

Rattlesnake Shake by Fleetwood Mac

― zaxxon25, Monday, April 7, 2008 4:06 PM (ten years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

And Rattlesnake Shake by Motley Crue!

Got the rattle
Snake wants to spit
Call 9-7-6 and let my hand do the rest

Holding My Own - the darkness

Pictures of Lily by the Who, of course