Worst TV adverts of the moment

Somewhere along the way it morphed into 'shpock it' repeated ad nauseum

Looks like money supermarket got fed up of paying actors to be he-man / skeletor.

Lurpak wanker is back again

fuck is this "dilly dilly" bullshit?

Who the fuck drinks Bud Lite anyway

according to that advert, idiots

organic honey mead douche is kinda funny tho

I'm in a pub and some absolute cunts are repeatedly shouting dilly dilly. Reconsidering my position on the death penalty

i'd like to thank the Quorn Marketing Board for reading this thread and dubbing out Alan Davies's voice from your advert. the advert and the product are still shit, but i appreciate the gesture.

am i dense for not understanding the 'posh dip' ad? I think I reflexively shut down and stop listening but Mr kinder asked me how it made sense and I didn't know.

I assume "posh dip" is a nod at healthy eating, in a bourgeois style, so the point is let them eat let ketchup because the moral purity of Quorn will cover you. But that's the annoyingness of the advert

that's what i thought! but had remembered it as 'healthy dip' when I tried to explain it, not 'posh', which would make sense. But I watched it again (I deserve everything I get) and saw it said posh and posh =/= healthy so I was baffled once again.

I'm reading this to Mr k right now and he's just shaking his head muttering 'it's so, so, shit'. Sorry, Quorn Marketing Board.

Posh = code innit?

is this the thread where I express my bottomless dislike for the inescapable avoiders for [LARGE CLIPART OF A ROOSTER, TEEHEE] "Blockers"

speaking of posh, i meant to post this aldi ad when it was inescapable a couple of months ago - feels like there's a dissertation's worth of class signifiers in here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVon2kIWT3Y

Katherine, I was going to direct you to the US thread here because I had no idea what you're talking about but apparently it's a film so we'll probably get it here eventually

It's already here and I was gonna make a snidey Facebook post about it this weekend. Katherine otm, another milestone on the road to the collapse of western civilization

bg the latest aldi add with the baroque caricature of smug posh woman in the lift is another level

huh, hadn't seen the lift one before but just looked it up on youtube

forget a dissertation, there's probably a whole book to be written on aldi using class consciousness in ads to bolster their bottom line

hey advertising guys, maybe knock it off with the 70s funk on every other fucking ad?

also why the fuck does cooking = big band swing?

Hey Brooke the artist from the film industry why do you laugh after everything you say even when it's not funny?

You just dont expect to hear raining blood by slayer on an advert

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFEESVQQGN8

(didn't notice the 'stores nationwide' thing until just now so the whole thing just seemed like an advert for going outside)

(NB dog isn't really talking)

not as bad as the singing toddler

Diet Coke woman: "I bet I can make the most obnoxious ad of the year"

Diet Coke man: "HOLD MY DRINK"

Fake Drinking

do all the alexas in the world respond to all those alexa adverts?

Enough with the fucking poetry. It's spreading now, not just Nationwide, now we have Giff Gaff to contend with.

^^ can't handle the authentic voice of the streets

The single-shot film is beautiful in its simplicity. A young woman stood in front of a parked car in a nondescript setting delivers a thought-provoking monologue exploring the advantages of ‘small’ and challenging the conventional idea that ‘big’ is always better. The camera slowly zooms towards the simply-dressed protagonist as Siouxsie & The Banshees’ 1978 classic ‘Hong Kong Garden’ gradually becomes more audible.

been compulsively reading ad industry sites the last few weeks, they really are a whole higher level

That advert is particularly dire, poetrywise.

... written by some berk at Giff Gaff and read by an actress, some googling tells me. Are fake poets worse than real ones though?

they're all terrible

Hi charity wankers we know it's not nice when people are cruel to animals you can knock it off with the weepy saddo voiceover

I'd not noticed Hong Kong garden

nor me tbh maybe somebody pointed out to them that the lyrics are somewhat "contentious"

Not sure if you can see this as my friend filmed it off the TV but this Farm Foods ad with Hasselhoff holding court at the dinner table with a bunch of 20-something Geordies is something else. I keep watching it hoping to glean some sort of sense and well...

https://www.facebook.com/kathadore.may/videos/10160381827565381/

new high fibre yoghurt advert voiced by... SuperHans.

"Tell you what that high fibre yoghurt is really moreish."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RZsVYPlhAU

poor Mo. i blame Alan Davis taking away the lucrative Quorn voiceover work.

the football themed adverts have already started. will be sick to death of them a month before england go out.

Hey Tampax, we get it, I don't think those shorts need to be that tiny

So glad that the season of multinationals pretending, badly, to be into football is here

Watching footballers, or any sportsperson, having to do even the tiniest bit of acting is always excruciating.

I heard some of the worlds top scientists have arranged, Fantastic Voyage style, a micro sub shrunk to almost molecule size, to get to the centre of Ryan Giggs brain - to work out how the thick cunt even manages to breath!

Wiltshire Farms frozen meals for olds are so depressingly 1950s school dinner they make me want to give up food.

Postcode Lottery: maybe try not employing utter twats.

Peace, keep up the good work, creatives.

I see fewer adverts these days than I ever have, I think. But they horrify me much more.

Yeah I'm probably watching more TV than I have in years and most adverts are like acid on my soul

everything about those Knoppers ads screams "made in Germany" but his lips look like they're speaking English