Star Wars Anthology shit talk (Rogue One, Young Solo, TBD)

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Nothing says Star Wars like "from the writer and director of CHEF"

— Peter Labuza (@labuzamovies) March 8, 2018

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 March 2018 21:16 (six years ago) link

yeah what was iron man anyway

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 9 March 2018 21:34 (six years ago) link

i just bit that and tweeted it at em to see what he says

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 9 March 2018 21:36 (six years ago) link

Poorly-formed joek aside, dude has definitely made some money for Disney as a director. That shit'll get you pushed up the food chain.

https://i.imgur.com/afPlIos.jpg

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Friday, 9 March 2018 21:41 (six years ago) link

for Disney

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Friday, 9 March 2018 21:43 (six years ago) link

i just bit that and tweeted it at em to see what he says

― It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, March 9, 2018 9:36 PM (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

better off making a pod save america joke

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 9 March 2018 21:50 (six years ago) link

also chef is obviously ABOUT iron man cmon fam

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 10 March 2018 07:00 (six years ago) link

ah the characteristic good humor of the Jedi

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 March 2018 08:18 (six years ago) link

How's that new Spielberg movie looking?

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Sunday, 11 March 2018 23:42 (six years ago) link

Hoos just made me kinda want to watch Chef

El Tomboto, Sunday, 11 March 2018 23:46 (six years ago) link

chef made me want to eat foods

Chef is not great but tbh it did make me want to eat foods

just noticed tears shaped like florida. (sic), Monday, 12 March 2018 00:33 (six years ago) link

you guys have sold me on watching Chef

eating foods is probably my biggest expenditure, love doing it

mh, Monday, 12 March 2018 01:13 (six years ago) link

the toasted cheese sandwich in Chef is the greatest toasted cheese sandwich in movies.

piscesx, Monday, 12 March 2018 01:55 (six years ago) link

aw yeah, it's certainly the most lovingly-photographed foods in a movie about preparing and eating foods

damn now i want some foods again

Chef is a boring advert for Twitter.

chap, Monday, 12 March 2018 10:14 (six years ago) link

Hoos just made me kinda want to watch Chef

― El Tomboto, Sunday, March 11, 2018 11:46 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

guy runs a successful big project but he gets into it with some critics and demands a rematch with them and when he gets it this time they're mad because they actually wanted more of the predictable same from him and so he decides to throw it all away to make something small and homey on his own terms, with a food truck smaller budget

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 12 March 2018 16:37 (six years ago) link

also involves a guy with a goatee climbing into a metal apparatus and performing acts of heroism

a space film abt intra-species food prep wd be good not bad

mark s, Monday, 12 March 2018 16:53 (six years ago) link

star snax

mark s, Monday, 12 March 2018 16:53 (six years ago) link

You just know dude is going to do a series set in the Mos Eisley cantina

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Monday, 12 March 2018 20:41 (six years ago) link

Now a tapas bar

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Monday, 12 March 2018 20:41 (six years ago) link

“They have to make it good after The Last Jedi didn’t make as much money as expected,” he says. “If they want to keep making Star Wars movies, it has to be good.”

Number None, Monday, 26 March 2018 18:25 (six years ago) link

There's no way this will be as good as the hugely profitable and highly acclaimed Last Jedi

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 26 March 2018 18:57 (six years ago) link

I am super confident that an anonymous source who is not one of the film’s marquee stars [but] was in a prime position to observe the directors’ contrasting on-set modi operandi is also in a position to discuss the importance of this movie the Disney/Lucasfilm's bottom line and the future of the franchise, for sure.

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Monday, 26 March 2018 19:05 (six years ago) link

Like, the source obviously ain't Donald Glover, Woody Harrelson or herself from Game of Thrones, and it's not the dude playing Chewbacca if he wants to keep playing Chewbacca, so WGAF?

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Monday, 26 March 2018 19:06 (six years ago) link

I hope it isn't the guy playing Jaxxon. Been looking forward to him appearing in his own spinoff.

mh, Monday, 26 March 2018 19:07 (six years ago) link

directors being sacked when the film is mostly done is inauspicious to say the least. these movies are so made by committee that we may not be able to tell mind you

Louis Jägermeister (jim in vancouver), Monday, 26 March 2018 19:09 (six years ago) link

"tlj didn't make as much money as expected" it's the ninth highest grossing movie of all time! sheesh

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 26 March 2018 19:14 (six years ago) link

least interesting line of the gossip imo

mh, Monday, 26 March 2018 19:45 (six years ago) link

yeah, but it was certainly the dumbest

Number None, Monday, 26 March 2018 19:46 (six years ago) link

I understand that current technology makes it easier than ever to do a bunch of takes and play around in editing, but it's reminiscent of a few conversations I've seen online and had myself lately about directors who have done that historically. You could chalk it up to experimentation or Lord and Miller having less experience, but in the past there's been praise for directors (*cough* Kubrick) who pounded the performance they wanted out of the actors.

I guess my take would be that if you have to abuse your actors or work them until they're broken, then maybe you should hone your ability to direct humans and learn to communicate what you want them to do. To paraphrase that anecdotal Olivier quote: Have you considered directing?

mh, Monday, 26 March 2018 19:52 (six years ago) link

I like more Lord & Miller films from the last nine years than Ron Howard films from the last 33 years, I don't think inexperience is an issue

just noticed tears shaped like florida. (sic), Monday, 26 March 2018 20:21 (six years ago) link

fair

mh, Monday, 26 March 2018 20:22 (six years ago) link

i suspect it's a bit of both - there was genuine disagreement on the tone, and also their methods for making 21 Jump Street did not smoothly integrate into a Star Wars picture

Nhex, Monday, 26 March 2018 20:48 (six years ago) link

like you can't do 30 takes on a Star Wars movie, every minute is expensive

Nhex, Monday, 26 March 2018 20:48 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R66FvPTj2Yw

unless you are Irvin Kershner and Harrison Ford

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 26 March 2018 20:52 (six years ago) link

ha point taken

Nhex, Monday, 26 March 2018 20:58 (six years ago) link

lol @ "I love you" / "I love you too"

change display name (Jordan), Monday, 26 March 2018 21:05 (six years ago) link

The Last Jedi didn't super slightly disappoint box office wise because of the film, i think it was because the marketing was pretty uninspired. for one, i recognize they wanted to differentiate between TFA and the new one, but considering it was 75% space battles it was weird how heavily they leaned on the salt flats battle in the posters and early ads.

omar little, Monday, 26 March 2018 21:09 (six years ago) link

Easy -- hell of a visual.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 26 March 2018 21:29 (six years ago) link

it occurred to me today how much DEATH and DYING of major characters there is in star wars. empire, which is supposed to be the "dark" and grown up one, is the only one where nobody important dies! (i think?) anyway can we please just have a fun one with nobody dying? thx

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 26 March 2018 21:41 (six years ago) link

it's not called STAR FUNS, come on

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 26 March 2018 21:45 (six years ago) link

How dare you? Luke's tauntaun was very important! Plus, nearly all the most experienced imperial starship admirals bit it too. You think those ships can just be run by a skeleton crew?

xp

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 26 March 2018 21:47 (six years ago) link

our good friend Righty, Luke's hand

mh, Monday, 26 March 2018 21:56 (six years ago) link

Ice Cave Monster RIP

Dude just wanted a snack

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Monday, 26 March 2018 22:31 (six years ago) link

Luke's good friend Righty, for that matter.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 26 March 2018 22:34 (six years ago) link

Who will weep for the noble imperial probe droid that Han and Chewie so callously destroyed?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 26 March 2018 22:36 (six years ago) link


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