"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

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I'm just too busy trying to become a MUSICK EKSPERT

nathalie, Monday, 2 July 2007 12:46 (twelve years ago) link

i actually got sucked in and poked a few old school friends who i havent spoken to in years.

titchyschneiderMk2, Monday, 2 July 2007 12:47 (twelve years ago) link

worse than old school friends though is women you went out with who it didnt work out with poking you. WHY?

titchyschneiderMk2, Monday, 2 July 2007 12:48 (twelve years ago) link

Well, she wants to get JIZZY with you. I said JIZZY, yes, JIZZY.

nathalie, Monday, 2 July 2007 12:49 (twelve years ago) link

ha but no, i think she just wants me to click 'ADD' and bump up her friends list (although facebook doesnt seem nearly as bad for that as myspace).

titchyschneiderMk2, Monday, 2 July 2007 12:55 (twelve years ago) link

I repeat: JIZZY with ya! ;-)

nathalie, Monday, 2 July 2007 12:57 (twelve years ago) link

i added them anyway
lol

titchyschneiderMk2, Monday, 2 July 2007 12:57 (twelve years ago) link

throw her a banana and add "stuff it" message

nathalie, Monday, 2 July 2007 12:59 (twelve years ago) link

Can you help me with something? If I want to find old friends, and I search their name and lots of people come up and it's not immediately apparent if any of them are who I'm looking for, how do I see their full profile?

Mark C, Monday, 2 July 2007 13:00 (twelve years ago) link

You can't. Send them a message or something and ask if they are who you think they are.

Ms Misery, Monday, 2 July 2007 13:03 (twelve years ago) link

I think you can click on a person's name and see a list of who their friends are .... that might narrow it down, if you recognise any of those names.

C J, Monday, 2 July 2007 13:03 (twelve years ago) link

Dear Mr Carlin

Are you Mr Carlin? If so I want to friend you. Please provide confirmation of identity, including full bank details, passport number and comprehensive list of all worldly goods and chattels.

Sincerely etc.

I think I get enough of those types of email from Nigeria...

Marcello Carlin, Monday, 2 July 2007 13:08 (twelve years ago) link

I've been seduced by FB for the past couple of weeks but now I am drifting back to the ILX fold.

Hard like armour, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:13 (twelve years ago) link

Can you help me with something? If I want to find old friends, and I search their name and lots of people come up and it's not immediately apparent if any of them are who I'm looking for, how do I see their full profile?

You can usually tell by looking at their friends list, I find. If you've got any people or places in common that's usually the giveaway.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 08:04 (twelve years ago) link

searching friends' friends, or looking for groups/networks people from the past might be in, is the better way of finding people.

the "find people via your email contacts list" reveals only that i have NO IDEA who most of the people in my gmail address book are.

lex pretend, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 08:39 (twelve years ago) link

"find people via your email contacts list" = "would you like to add everyone you've ever bought or sold something to on Amazon marketplace?"

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 08:40 (twelve years ago) link

Also: suddenly noticing that annoying PRs are really hot

Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 11:04 (twelve years ago) link

^^^ this.

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 11:08 (twelve years ago) link

someone snubbed my friend add. how rude.

titchyschneiderMk2, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 11:13 (twelve years ago) link

who is it? i snub most people now unless i know them like properly.

ken c, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 11:34 (twelve years ago) link

*properly*

nathalie, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 11:38 (twelve years ago) link

someone i met once at a work related do... lots of people are adding me and i barely know them properly. maybe the person is part of a gimp S&M torture group and doesnt want me to see.

titchyschneiderMk2, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 11:44 (twelve years ago) link

Jizzy. ;-)

nathalie, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 11:49 (twelve years ago) link

Maybe they hate dubstep.

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 11:49 (twelve years ago) link

Ken, define properly. Nekkid pics?

nathalie, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 11:51 (twelve years ago) link

did nobody else get a message from Darramouss then

g-kit, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 12:26 (twelve years ago) link

Who? /Lex

nathalie, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 12:30 (twelve years ago) link

Are you on Kit? Are you my friend?

Ms Misery, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 13:32 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah teh_kit, friend us!

kv_nol, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

BusinessWeek is on the case.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 18:16 (twelve years ago) link

xpost

For a second I thought you were claiming you and teh-kit were one. Confusing.

How was Berlin?

Ms Misery, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 18:17 (twelve years ago) link

ow maan, i have to deal with the zombie thing now.

That one guy that quit, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 14:22 (twelve years ago) link

When people poke you, are you supposed to poke them back? What's the point of it? There's no message with it or anything.

Colonel Poo, Thursday, 5 July 2007 13:53 (twelve years ago) link

Poking is a way of saying hello i am here and i want to fuck you...but for people without the confidence to actually say or even imply it

Filey Camp, Thursday, 5 July 2007 13:55 (twelve years ago) link

You ask for money to be paypaled to you. A tenner normally unless it's without the glove, then it's twenty. (xpost)

kv_nol, Thursday, 5 July 2007 13:56 (twelve years ago) link

Poking is a way of saying hello i am here and i want to fuck you...but for people without the confidence to actually say or even imply it

-- Filey Camp

oh shit. i poked my boss today.

Rubyred, Thursday, 5 July 2007 13:57 (twelve years ago) link

What? It's just letting'em know you're here/there.

nathalie, Thursday, 5 July 2007 14:01 (twelve years ago) link

that's a relief. because my boss is a married woman.

Rubyred, Thursday, 5 July 2007 14:07 (twelve years ago) link

Live a little </crepe>

kv_nol, Thursday, 5 July 2007 14:13 (twelve years ago) link

<a href="http://warwick.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2223261784";>Two hundred thousand members can't be wrong.</a>

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Thursday, 5 July 2007 14:19 (twelve years ago) link

There are a bunch of people on FB from ILX that I would like to friend but think it would through them off because they wouldn't know who I was. What to do?

ENBB, Thursday, 5 July 2007 14:20 (twelve years ago) link

I think a poke to a non-friend allows them to see your profile for a limited period ("yes, it is me - I sat next to you in Geography in 1983 and now I like embroidery and Wolf Eyes"); if they poke you back you can see their profile. From such jabbing beautiful "friend"ships are rekindled. Any subsequent pokes are for laffs.

There are apparently 686,000 Londoners on Facebook.

Michael Jones, Thursday, 5 July 2007 14:22 (twelve years ago) link

So far I only have ILX0rs I've actually met in IRL as friends, but that's not a conscious decision on my part. I don't think I've actually added any ILX0rs yet anyway, they've added me. I was the same as you, wasn't sure if I should or not!

xpost the pokes I was talking about were from people who are already friends, so it wasn't to add me or anything, that's why I wondered what it was for.

Colonel Poo, Thursday, 5 July 2007 14:23 (twelve years ago) link

Did you add me yet, I cannot recall.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 5 July 2007 14:24 (twelve years ago) link

Ned - Me or CP? You were one of my first FB friends.

ENBB, Thursday, 5 July 2007 14:25 (twelve years ago) link

Ned trying to brag he has a gazillion friends on FB. ;-)

nathalie, Thursday, 5 July 2007 14:56 (twelve years ago) link

former left-wing comrade is now in the "I WILL BE A BILLIONAIRE" group, who's a self-employed investor/stock trader.

Facebook, why u shatter memories/illusions?

milo z, Thursday, 5 July 2007 20:11 (twelve years ago) link

is a 'self-employed investor/stock trader' - feel like scare quotes are a necessity there.

milo z, Thursday, 5 July 2007 20:12 (twelve years ago) link

i got poked, poked them back, never heard back from them again. which is how i like it. usually the etiquette seems to be that you get poked, then add the person.

titchyschneiderMk2, Thursday, 5 July 2007 20:21 (twelve years ago) link

I'm a zombie - thanks Trish!

Hard like armour, Friday, 6 July 2007 00:03 (twelve years ago) link


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