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its ok he was dressing up not dressing download

things you looked shockingly old when you wore (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 March 2018 22:46 (two years ago) link

there are a WHOLE lotta Micks.

― scott seward, Thursday, 8 March 2018 17:08 (six hours ago) Permalink

sleepingbag, Thursday, 8 March 2018 23:13 (two years ago) link

If there’s one thing we don’t have time for it’s embouchures and finger holes

― valorous wokelord (silby), Thursday, 15 March 2018 15:20 (twelve minutes ago) Permalink

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 15 March 2018 15:33 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

"Loneliness" isn't the game i'm thinking of, it turns out

― songs by bands by Sondheim (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, April 24, 2018 7:25 PM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 17:36 (two years ago) link

:D :/ :D

songs by bands by Sondheim (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 17:39 (two years ago) link

;_;

( ;-) )

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 17:43 (two years ago) link

this week i'm on a rollercoaster too stupid/boring for even me to post about it

songs by bands by Sondheim (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 17:45 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

It's in there, it's just very small.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, May 16, 2018 7:03 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 May 2018 01:27 (two years ago) link

Lol

albvivertine, Thursday, 17 May 2018 01:50 (two years ago) link

flappy bird wrote this on thread Things You Just Don't Care About on board I Love Everything on 24-May-2018

me too

Elonio Grimesci (wins), Thursday, 24 May 2018 16:36 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

the wc is the prism through which the whole of humankind can and indeed must be understood

― ogmor, Sunday, June 10, 2018 10:01 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

F# A# (∞), Sunday, 10 June 2018 18:50 (two years ago) link

i definitely say "yessed out" a lot

flappy bird, Sunday, 10 June 2018 20:31 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

jesus christ posts you had second and third and fourth thought about posting to 'ilx quoted out of context'

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Monday, 13 August 2018 20:22 (one year ago) link

I think i have historically had at least five whenever i checked in

― Trϵϵship, Friday, August 17, 2018 2:40 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 17 August 2018 21:42 (one year ago) link

i found a frog to eternally tongue fuck me within 20 seconds of starting

― Karl Malone, Thursday, August 23, 2018 10:40 PM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Nhex, Friday, 24 August 2018 02:50 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

i was absolutely horrified to find myself touched

― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Monday, October 29, 2018 4:29 PM (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

F# A# (∞), Monday, 29 October 2018 23:51 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

My fault will. I should have known you weren’t saying that the historically black and latino bronx was like 8chan and the majority asian flushing was like reddit, even if there are a few dungeons here and there, because tjat would have been super racist and out of character.

― Trϵϵship, Wednesday, February 27, 2019 10:51 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:10 (one year ago) link

lmao

flopson, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:22 (one year ago) link

right. under socialism, there wouldn't really be a concept of own's "own" urine anyway.

― Trϵϵship, Monday, February 11, 2019 10:42 PM (two weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

flappy bird, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:11 (one year ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9egNUVybxA

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:12 (one year ago) link

perhaps, i like me some OG ham with a gold-hearted prostitute

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, February 28, 2019 9:57 PM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 28 February 2019 22:07 (one year ago) link

xpost pvmic

moose; squirrel (silby), Thursday, 28 February 2019 22:10 (one year ago) link

I do feel guilty if it clears before it turns green!

― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 11 March 2019 13:13 (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Vangelis of Dating (Tom D.), Monday, 11 March 2019 13:21 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

I got no hits with "piss"

― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, April 18, 2019 1:49 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

try "urine" for a surprise hit

― Simon H., Thursday, April 18, 2019 1:51 PM (fifty-two seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

two weeks pass...

It's less work than actually doing the crazy ass things.

― Yerac, Friday, May 3, 2019 3:31 PM (one minute ago)

mookieproof, Friday, 3 May 2019 19:34 (one year ago) link

I'm still waiting on a big work dump that is 2 weeks late at this point.

― WmC, Tuesday, 14 May 2019 15:13 (thirty-six minutes ago)

Doctor Nu (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 14:50 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

All my life, I wanted to be an Irishman

― FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 23:15 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 07:37 (ten months ago) link

impeccable screen-name / content synergy there

lowkey goatsed on the styx (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 08:22 (ten months ago) link

two months pass...

I like Hanson.

― Josh in Chicago

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2019 13:53 (eight months ago) link

Enemas: made of waterlogged tubes, unleashing waves of topaz-coloured effluent. Sounds like Lib Dems to me.

― santa clause four (suzy), Thursday, November 14, 2019 12:41 PM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Well now wait a sec. You pour milk in then you need to check whether it's the correct shade otherwise you leave it for a bit longer then yes you take it out at some point.

― xyzzzz__, Thursday, November 14, 2019 12:41 PM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

YouGov to see it (wins), Thursday, 14 November 2019 19:23 (eight months ago) link

lol

imago, Thursday, 14 November 2019 19:24 (eight months ago) link

ha!

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 14 November 2019 19:27 (eight months ago) link

saw this too late and have a bad case of milk ass

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 14 November 2019 20:55 (eight months ago) link

good ol DP

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, November 25, 2019 9:33 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

cheese canopy (map), Monday, 25 November 2019 23:13 (seven months ago) link

one month passes...

Anne Frank, what a hipster huh

― rudolph the LED-nosed reindeer (unregistered), Monday, 28 December 2009 20:10 (ten years ago) bookmarkflaglink

Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Saturday, 4 January 2020 01:43 (six months ago) link

kinda true tbh..

flappy bird, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 05:48 (six months ago) link

tbf Victor Klemperer was keeping a much more academic and nuanced journal on nazi oppression long before that young hipster came along .. fp'ing myself

calzino, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 09:40 (six months ago) link

fap on 6th Feb for those who want to.

― xyzzzz__, Friday, January 24, 2020 5:32 AM

pomenitul, Friday, 24 January 2020 11:12 (five months ago) link

two weeks pass...

i'm just always glad to see people bashing it.

― ooga booga-ing for the bourgeoisie (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 19:51 (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 20:01 (five months ago) link

At the very least I'd love a physical release
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Friday, February 14, 2020 5:11 PM

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 14 February 2020 17:16 (five months ago) link

lollll

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 14 February 2020 17:23 (five months ago) link

Tis the season

babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 February 2020 17:24 (five months ago) link

Is that from the babby thread?

romanesque architect (pomenitul), Friday, 14 February 2020 17:24 (five months ago) link

the television poll actually

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 14 February 2020 18:28 (five months ago) link

oh wait i c what u did there

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 14 February 2020 18:28 (five months ago) link

all that travolta sperm? it's travolta's fault. But the one sperm that wins the race in the beginning of look who's talking? travolta can't be liable. that sperm had its own ideas.

― latin hypercube in shitspace (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, February 14, 2020 1:49 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

romanesque architect (pomenitul), Friday, 14 February 2020 18:54 (five months ago) link

ah go on do me next

― imago, Saturday, February 15, 2020 11:52 AM bookmarkflaglink

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 February 2020 16:55 (four months ago) link

pvmic more like

Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Saturday, 15 February 2020 17:26 (four months ago) link

three weeks pass...

how much winking am I supposed to tolerate from this asshole

― college bong rip guy (silby), Sunday, 8 March 2020 00:20 (twenty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Sunday, 8 March 2020 00:44 (four months ago) link

yeah yeah yeah

college bong rip guy (silby), Sunday, 8 March 2020 00:48 (four months ago) link


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