US Politics, March 2018: Why do people leave the White House for good?

(Gary Cohen the Simon Wolstencroft of this outfit imo)

Nazis, sure, but those tariffs, lemme tell ya.

Came here to quip almost exactly that.

this is probably a good time to remind everyone that cappadonna's verse on winter warz is probably the best wu rapping of all time

Supposedly Trump met with John Bolton at the White House today.

Winter Whiskerz

A friend of mine did sound for a Cappadonna club date here. He went on really late then started yelling for the sound to be turned up. He kept demanding more volume - "turn that shit up!" - but my friend didn't touch anything until Cappadonna eventually just nodded and said, "yeah, now *that's* what I'm fucking talking about!" And then he did his set.

Re: Bolton, I love these back bench last picked clowns who just hang around until there's no one left.

Oh my.

I asked Carter Page today if he'd heard from FBI or congressional investigators since the Nunes memo came out.

His reply: pic.twitter.com/fLFEvS0ORG

— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) March 6, 2018

While testifying before Congress today, Elaine Chao admitted Trump is personally working to kill the Gateway tunnel project (tunnel between NY and NJ).

but my friend didn't touch anything until Cappadonna eventually just nodded and said, "yeah, now *that's* what I'm fucking talking about!" And then he did his set.

Haha

i can't rule on cappadonna's status but "only nine names" for the wu-tang clan is clearly wrong

that covers like any two of them

Here's some fun. A little more esoteric but all sorts of interesting names crop up in this story:

Big Times scoop here: Adviser to Emirates With Ties to Trump Aides Is Cooperating With Special Counsel https://t.co/hODO1cMts6 pic.twitter.com/S5FbYLo2tL

— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) March 7, 2018

Carter Page isn't mad at all actually he's laughing

Full day, full day...

BREAKING: Stormy Daniels sues Donald Trump, says "hush agreement" invalid because he never signed. pic.twitter.com/bEAwCsHRut

— NBC News (@NBCNews) March 7, 2018

mes quote made me actually lol on train thx

xpost sues for what?

to nullify the hush agreement

Earlier today, we filed this complaint seeking a ct order voiding the alleged “hush” agreement between our client S. Clifford aka Stormy Daniels and Donald Trump. https://t.co/upa9u10MqR

— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) March 7, 2018

Ah, so not for money, to void a contract.

Ah, so not for money, to void a contract.

Is anyone selling “Free Stormy” shirts yet?

BTW you really should dig into that Emirates advisor story I linked a few posts back. Dude's name first came up last week and now it's a little more clear as to what's going on.

dlh otm

tho tbh these threads have surpassed Morbs in handing out Wu-like alts for US politicians

Washington (CNN)Republicans in Utah are working their way toward naming a highway after President Donald Trump in thanks of his decision to dramatically scale down national monuments in the state.

State Democrats, however, have another idea: naming a rampway after Stormy Daniels, the porn star who has alleged a decade-old sexual encounter with the President (Trump's personal attorney has denied the affair).

On Monday, a bill to rename Utah National Parks Highway to "Donald J. Trump Utah National Parks Highway" cleared a House committee 9-2.

The measure, introduced by GOP Rep. Mike Noel, is a nod to the President's scaling back of Bears Ears National Monument by about 85% and Grand Staircase-Escalante National Monument to almost half its size. The shrinking of lands declared a national monument makes it easier to mine for coal and drill for oil.

In February, Noel faced a formal ethics complaint for failing to disclose land holdings near the Grand Staircase-Escalante National Monument worth $1.2 million, the Salt Lake Tribune reported.

If the bill reaches the state Senate, Democratic Sen. Jim Dabakis told the Salt Lake Tribune he would propose an amendment to name a frontage road that runs alongside the National Parks Highway "Stormy Daniels rampway." Daniels is the adult film star who received $130,000 from Trump's personal lawyer after she claimed she had an affair with Trump.

Democrats, however, make up less than 20% of the Senate body, suggesting the amendment is a long shot.

dumb

Dumb News!

So if Trump does nothing, Stormy "wins," the NDA is voided, and she can sell her story. If Trump fights back, that means acknowledged the veracity of the NDA, which blows his cover. Right?

I think it's been conclusively proved that dalliances with porn stars will never take Trump down so it's neither here nor there really

Unless it all finally gets to Melania and she gets the hell out, but that's not going to happen either

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_streets_named_after_Adolf_Hitler

Isn't there an Eddie Murphy bit about Lincoln forgetting to sign the Emancipation Proclamation?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2110194/

lmao

.@MickMulvaneyOMB's statement on the departure of Gary Cohn. pic.twitter.com/PgpOH6rcdE

— OMB Press (@OMBPress) March 6, 2018

One of the most awkward moments in CNN history. pic.twitter.com/TIKtMWeSPt

— Jimmy Traina (@JimmyTraina) March 7, 2018

Fucking Nazi asswipe gtfo with this “globalist” shit you know exactly what you’re doing you piece of dogshit

xps to mick mylvaney

Can you paraphrase that I can’t watch

NEVER THOUGHT ID MEet a rRWAL LIVE JEW WHERE ARE YOUR HORNS
-—micktopher mulvaney

xpost -- Think the world's worst comedian dying on stage -- then multiply that by a thousand.

then divide by 20, and thats about how cringeworthy that was

...just to be clear, that means we're talking 50 times worst than the world's worst comedian dying on stage

worse

yes, i feel like that's the appropriate magnitude

i appreciate a really precise estimate with these things

so now there are trump dick pics

every picture of the president is a dick pic

a black mirror version of black mirror would have a president fucking a pig on live television and no one in the audience even really caring about it that much

hes just fucking it like it is

Yes, Black Mirror now seems quaint and a little naïve. Excuse me while I go die real quick.