Make a Song Title More Reasonable

The Beatles - Lucy In The Sky With Quantas

Connie Francis – Where the Boys Are Perfect Gentlemen
Crash Test Dummies – Yum Yum Yum Yum
Culture Club – Do You Really Want to Burp Me?
David Bowie – Always Napping on the Same Couch
Devo – Coffee (I Saw My Baby Gettin’)
Elton John – Syzygy Seems to Be the Hardest Word
Elton John – Fun for a Friend
Elton John – This Song Has the Title 'This Song Has No Title'
Elton John – Jamaica Jerk Chicken
Elton John – Your Sister Can’t Twist (But She’s Got a Nice Personality)
Elton John – Saturday Night’s Alright for Flossing
Elvis Costello – Tea Before Bedtime
Fairport Convention – Three-Toed Sloth
Franz Ferdinand – Take Me Out (to the Ball Game)
Fred Lane – From the One That Cut You a Check
The Glenn Miller Orchestra – 736-5000

Led Zeppelin - Jamaica

Rolling Stones - 9th Nervous Breakdown
Rolling Stones - Have You Seen Your Mother Baby, Standing In The Kitchen
Rolling Stones - Paint It Magnolia

Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers - I Might Back Down

(courtesy of random long road trip lip from 12 y/o in backseat, "would YOU back down, DAD? *turns to sibling* "he'd TOTALLY back down.")

Smashing Pumpkins - 1978

Robert Johnson (I Believe I'll) Dust My Swiffer Wet Jet

The Beatles - I Am The Hamster
The Beatles - Why Don't We Do It In The Lounge?
Roxy Music - One End Burning
Roxy Music - Virginia Tipped
Tears For Fears - Bus Shelter

Andrew W.K. - Ready to Nap

Thin Lizzy - Jailbend

Andrew W.K. - Going to Bed

Rickie Lee Jones - Chuck E Cheese's In Love

The Clash - Jimmy Jazz-Fusion

Vince Taylor - Brand New Chevrolet

The Clash - Lost in the Bodega

Herman’s Hermits – Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Housecoat
Hole – Use Once and Recycle
Howard Jones – Things Could Only Get Better (If They Weren’t Perfect Already)
Husker Du – Makes Sense to Me
Ian Dury – Wake Up and Make Pancakes with Me
Iggy and the Stooges – Shake Shack Appeal
…and to drink that thick thick shake, you need… (wait for it)… Straw Power
Iggy Pop – Neighborhood Treat
Indigo Girls – Arrived at Fine
INXS – Never Tear Us a New One
Jackson C. Frank – Dungeonmasters Run the Game
Jim O’Rourke – Two-Thirds of the Way to a Two Way
Joan Armatrading – (I Love It When You) Call Me Shmoopie

Jethro Tull - Bungle in the Rainforest

David Bowie, 'Young Canadians'

Al is Full of Love

J.J. Cale/Eric Clapton - "After 9-9:30-ish"

Another Link in the Fence

Squirrely Lady

Psycho Miller

Another Espresso-Based Hot Drink At The Mall

never gonna go back again (to crucify myself) - fleetwood mac/tori amos

1 Luftballon

Vaping in the Boys’ Room

A Decent Amount of Shakin' Goin' On

Life in the center lane

Tuttard Fruttard

Good Heavens, Ms. Molly

I Bet You Look OK Just Standing Against the Wall a Few Feet From the Dancefloor

Teenage Wyatt

Silver Locket

1 way to leave your lover

I Drink Socially, and Not to Excess

Helter Shelter

1 way to leave your lover

― Ross

Or 50 Ways to Please Your Lover

Prosecco Supernova
E-cigs and Red Bull
Rock ‘n’ Roll Journeyman
Part Way Round the World
Wall

Mild is the Wind

Tears for Fears - "Speak Up", "Everybody Wants to Own a House"

Sure chap!

escalator to heaven

When the Levee Leaks

Maybe I'm Amused

Cashmere

Talkin' Bout The Immediate Age Peers In My Graduating Class

We're Going to Need to Wrap Up Here Pretty Soon, Baby Blue

Tangled Up in Wild Things Run Fast

Calabasas Moon