US Politics, March 2018: Why do people leave the White House for good?

Hard return? Enter?

Or, since you're Jewish:

?retnE ?nruter draH

Stop taking the bait

wait what??? line breaks? judaism? i don't get it

I have to assume there's a mohel involved.

Jokes, Guv'nor
IDK, paragraphs? This is a line break.

This is
a line break.

exclusive.

hot breaks

Imagine the long odds may be responsible for the legislative Castro's sitting out the race too, but maybe he'll lose that Beto.

starts diagramming sentence

I am thinking, based on reading this thread, that Nunberg's public meltdown yesterday is what America looks like from outside the country.

'outside'

yeah you can smell the alcohol on our breath from 100 miles offshore

I have to be honest, I can't really judge the extent of my own meltdown.

This is America, posting as f. hazel

help

This is a low
But it won't hurt you

f. hazel thank you for being the greatest country in the world

I don't care what anyone says I think f. hazel has always been great. crowd cheers

death to f. hazel

*burns f. hazel flag*

my favourite neil young story is that neil's dad congratulated him on the success of 'horse with no name' and neil had to tell him that it was actually by f. hazel

I've been to America but I've never been to me

the ocean is a desert

sent to drain

Despite Nunberg's rage, he is still just a new Carter Page

RiP KAC?

is there a thread for the school strikes?

Oklahoma is inching closer to joining West Virginia in a major teacher’s strike. I took a look at what’s going on. https://t.co/SsqCaVYdML pic.twitter.com/zyJkPBIRK7

— Matt Pearce 🦅 (@mattdpearce) March 6, 2018

Oklahoma City is in. "The Oklahoma City Public Schools Board of Education is in full support of our teachers and stands ready to take any steps necessary to improve conditions for our teachers – including a districtwide suspension of classes." https://t.co/AQDoDs8RvZ

— Matt Pearce 🦅 (@mattdpearce) March 6, 2018

sounds like the WV teachers are going to get their 5% -- and that the state will pay for it by cutting other things rather than raising taxes

I am fine with turning all of these guys into glue. I only feel bad for those who have to be around their noxious meat, stress farts.

Blair said the government will see a $20 million reduction in spending to come out of cuts to general services and Medicaid.

this is obviously peanuts but i'm curious to know what timeframe this is talking about

(from here - https://edition.cnn.com/2018/03/06/us/west-virginia-teachers-strike/index.html )

WV governor jim justice remains, of course, worth $1.6 billion

gah that response reminds me of that episode of ER where there was a violent incident by a patient and they wouldn't put in metal detectors so the one rebel boss had them put in so supervisor said "cool, we will keep the metal detectors, now you get to choose which two nurses we lay off to pay for it"

but of course nobody realistically expected taxes to be the way this was solved

Meanwhile

Roger Stone tells me he didn't ask for Sam Nunberg's protection, says he is "his own man."

W/ @SlatteryNYDN @NYDailyNews https://t.co/c5AlcZQ5q0

— Chris Sommerfeldt (@C_Sommerfeldt) March 6, 2018

Nunberg is playing Smithers to Roger's Mr. Burns.

It would be a start:

just spoke w @NunbergSam he told me he's fully cooperating now w Mueller's team and he's intending to go get treatment following his grand jury appearance on Friday

— Charles Gasparino (@CGasparino) March 6, 2018

This strikes me as bad

EXCLUSIVE: Trump lawyer Michael Cohen received inside info from Russia probe, @woodruffbets and @attackerman report https://t.co/GuM5fLKP2W

— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) March 6, 2018

Wonder how it got from the neutral and private GOP-led House to Trump's man on the outside? Hmm, it's a mystery!

the call is coming from inside the asylum!

Genuinely curious whether I'll live to see someone roll some primo ganj into our country's founding documents and enjoy a sweet toke of contempt for everything we once naively thought we stood for.

https://i.imgur.com/RLpp9dh.gif

And more Cohen funnies!

NEW: Special counsel has examined episodes involving Michael Cohen, Trump’s longtime lawyer https://t.co/RQPQ3MGB6K

— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) March 6, 2018

Then of course

Trump says tariffs will be done in a "loving, loving way"

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) March 6, 2018

Trump can go love himself, if you know what I mean.

Sam Nunberg is the last straw. I'm not learning anyone else's name from this administration. I only had to learn nine names for the whole Wu Tang Clan and they've been around since '93.

— Matt Fernandez (@FattMernandez) March 6, 2018

Trump referred to Sweden -- which, if it were a US state, would be the 3rd largest by land area and 7th largest by population -- as "small but sharp."

haha xp i kind of had the same reaction, "i'm not going to invest any more time learning about these assholes." call me when it's the turn for trump himself, pence, kush, or don jr

who's the scumbag sneak dissin cappadonna?

tbf Sweden is awful, and would only be half as big if it wasn't for their dishonorable behaviour in the Scania wars.

the SWE/DEN beef is one of earth's more localised and charming affairs

am I going to have to post that Kingdom gif again