US Politics, March 2018: Why do people leave the White House for good?

I've got speeded up images of Trump running after porn stars to the Benny Hill theme tune in my head now

stop that

tripping over his tie

stop it

and falling into a mine shaft never to be seen again

ok thats all right

I hope Sam Numberg remembers to check in on Michael to make sure he’s stirring the sauce.

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) March 5, 2018

Counterstrike!

Carter Page responds to Sam Nunberg's alleged drinking today: "There's been a lot of people who have been quite intoxicated for a year and a half now, so nothing new here" pic.twitter.com/7bgwOpCDMh

— Will Sommer (@willsommer) March 6, 2018

This must be one grimy clip

Basically Hannity keeps trying to get Page to get on the offensive but Page is uncharacteristically tight-lipped. Hannity asks him if he'll sue the media for defamation, Page begs off.

— Will Sommer (@willsommer) March 6, 2018

Hannity keeps pumping up Page: "Carter Page is going to be rich, that's my prediction. Carter Page is going to be a rich man after all of this!"

— Will Sommer (@willsommer) March 6, 2018

now see if I suspected Hannity were contemplating suicide I would be rejoicing

he's one of the few people on earth that would be correct in thinking they're better off dead

Idc about this guy but this interview will probably be of interest to y'all

https://www.yahoo.com/news/sam-nunberg-im-not-meltdown-050200426.html

“My response is Chris Cillizza can go f**k himself and he dresses like s**t"

Seems telling that this guy can have a world-class meltdown that leaves people worried he won’t survive the week and still effortlessly own Cillizza.

That URL is killing me. 'I'm not meltdown.'

Basically sounds like Mueller broke him, but not in the way we traditionally understand it.

Seems telling that this guy can have a world-class meltdown that leaves people worried he won’t survive the week and still effortlessly own Cillizza.

That McCay Coppins tweet is adorable. “Hi! I’m at a restaurant with my dad and my lawyer now. I’m going to cooperate with the authorities. Yeah! See you later Mr. Coppins! Bye!”

man....
the cast of characters surrounding this administration is unreal

good candidate for next thread title

“Number one on Twitter!” Nunberg yelled

https://amp.businessinsider.com/images/55ba88dc371d2210008bb5a3-960-268.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18JmieM8SFc

"There is no Chaos, only Great Energy!"

https://cnet1.cbsistatic.com/img/rq4dvGbOcZ-UqTLvcqji1Vlv3vw=/670x503/2017/05/22/876efdbd-4f1e-47ac-a629-d7b48cfe42bb/trumptouchingorb.jpg

lol no, rowley birkin is meant to be this:

The new Fake News narrative is that there is CHAOS in the White House. Wrong! People will always come & go, and I want strong dialogue before making a final decision. I still have some people that I want to change (always seeking perfection). There is no Chaos, only great Energy!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 6, 2018

by the power of Grayskull! for great Energy!!!

i hate to say this but when he is on it he is kind of a terrific microblogger

no you're right. it's this weird talent, even when his faculties seem otherwise, well, less-than-par shall we say

trump attacks with his +3 microblog of energy, dispersing the fake news spell

It does take a certain skill to convince people that breaking things is a talent.

The Bureau of Land Management on Monday removed about 17,300 acres of land in central Montana from an upcoming oil and natural gas lease auction, just a week before the scheduled sale.

The Interior Department, which oversees one in every five acres of land in the United States, was set to auction off leases for 109 parcels stretching across the Big Sky State from the Canadian border to Wyoming.

But Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke, who before joining the Trump administration represented Montana in Congress, decided to withdraw 26 parcels from consideration, along with portions of two others. A cadre of local and national environmental groups had filed formal protests against the sale, contending that drilling would adversely impact the Yellowstone River and other areas.

Interior will proceed starting next Monday with the auction of the remaining 83 parcels, which encompass nearly 46,200 acres.

Zinke initially tweeted his decision before issuing a more detailed statement that said further study was needed before part of the sale could take place.

“Multiple use is about balance,” his statement noted. “I’ve always said there are places where it is appropriate to develop and where it’s not.”

good mourning!

I want nothing more than the most ironic of punishments for Zinke.

I still don't care about the freakshow element of the death of the Republic, but i'm glad you guys had yet another rollicking day's entertainment

you're too hip, baby. I can't carry you no more.

must be tough to wait for Solo to come out

Must be tough to wait for The Day The Clown Cried to come out.

no, that's for fuckers like you i suspect

Seems telling that this guy can have a world-class meltdown that leaves people worried he won’t survive the week and still effortlessly own Cillizza.

― JoeStork, Tuesday, March 6, 2018 6:49 AM (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He's just repeating what he's heard from his pinstripes-and-primary-colors mentor, who probably got it all from Roy Cohn. Chris Cilizza's layup punditry with I-like-the-new-Grizzly-Bear asides can be pretty corny, but he seems to make a pretty good living at it, and he isn't about to maybe go to jail or worse.

Holy shit how do you do it

I want nothing more than the most ironic of punishments for Zinke.

― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, March 6, 2018 1:56 PM (twenty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Agreed. Horse-whipping? Lonely death from fall in box canyon?

let me know when gabbneb is banned again, guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRxPDoTGWj0

Also, I think Nunberg would probably say the same thing about virtually everyone who posts on this message board.

I like how we're supposed to pity him even though it's clear he's been living in his home state of Rhode Island since last year, so it's not like he's suddenly homeless.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/flynn-selling-house-pay-legal-bills-trump-probe/story?id=53545172

Oh well that's so nice!

Joe Flynn and other family members set up a defense fund for Flynn to collect donations from supporters. He wouldn't disclose how much has been raised, but he said the family has been surprised and deeply moved by the thousands of individual donations they've received, none of which came from foreign nationals or from Flynn's former boss, Trump.

I want nothing more than the most ironic of punishments for Zinke.

― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, March 6, 2018 1:56 PM (twenty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Agreed. Horse-whipping? Lonely death from fall in box canyon?

― Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, March 6, 2018 9:20 AM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there has to be an endangered species of stinging ant or easily annoyed stinging bug that lives on our public lands

Crystal Skull flashbacks, gabbneb standing up for poor old Cilizza, and Morbius in the Morning - we’ve almost hit for the cycle and it’s not even 10am eastern

Huh, did not know this about Beto:

His relentless touring schedule, however, hails from his days as a post-hardcore guitarist in the 1990s, when his band Foss released a seven-inch record called The El Paso Pussycats. (The drummer of his group, Cedric Bixler-Zavala, went on to find widespread success in bands like At The Drive-In and The Mars Volta.)

https://www.clarionledger.com/story/news/politics/2018/03/05/espy-announces-run-cochran-senate-seat/397589002/

"There is no Chaos, only great Energy!"

i knew it. trump is dr. robotnik

I want nothing more than the most ironic of punishments for Zinke.

Mauled by a bear.

A bear who then wears his ears as a trophy.

i knew it. trump is dr. robotnik

holy shit, truth bomb