things kobe said after a screening of his animated short at tribecca film festival

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obvs in retrospect that a voting body full of lakers fans wld make this fateful decision

lag∞n, Monday, 5 March 2018 14:59 (one year ago) link

fraud

they call me melo gelo (Spottie), Tuesday, 6 March 2018 04:21 (one year ago) link

someone teach kobe about recency bias

Clay, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 04:30 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

https://i.imgur.com/ZZE6N51.jpg

, Monday, 23 April 2018 01:50 (one year ago) link

cyber kobe lurkin’

calstars, Monday, 23 April 2018 02:08 (one year ago) link

On espn+ which uh what is that?

they call me melo gelo (Spottie), Monday, 23 April 2018 02:46 (one year ago) link

i dont deserve to be exposed to the mind of kobe bryant like i try to be a good person you know

lag∞n, Monday, 23 April 2018 03:09 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/time-kobe-bryant-asked-heath-ledger-dark-knight-destroy-gotham-205741443.html

“There was one time when Kobe, who I worked with for 18 years, was going back to play in Madison Square Garden, and he had just seen ‘The Dark Knight,'” said Pelinka. “Obviously, you guys saw that movie, and he’s like, ‘Hey, hook me up with dinner with Heath Ledger, because he got so locked in to that role. I want to know how he mentally went there.’ So, he had dinner with Heath, and he talked about how he locks in for a role. And Kobe used some of that in his game against the Knicks.”

Ledger posthumously won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for his role as the Joker in “The Dark Knight.” He died during the film’s editing process in January 2008, six months before the film’s release, which presumably means Kobe watched a screener of the film before it was finished.

huh idk

omar little, Saturday, 19 May 2018 00:01 (one year ago) link

I think Pelinka is telling a tall tale.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 19 May 2018 00:12 (one year ago) link

Kobe probably saw A Knight’s Tale.

omar little, Saturday, 19 May 2018 00:32 (one year ago) link

lol

sprout god (lag∞n), Saturday, 19 May 2018 00:34 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

jfc incredible

sprout god (lag∞n), Tuesday, 17 July 2018 15:44 (one year ago) link

lol how long are the suits going to humor him theres no way anyone* is watching this shit

*besides students of kobes derangement obvs

sprout god (lag∞n), Tuesday, 17 July 2018 15:46 (one year ago) link

like who even is it thats trying to make kobe the storyteller a thing its such a blatantly off the wall concept, they got him an oscar lol wtf

sprout god (lag∞n), Tuesday, 17 July 2018 15:47 (one year ago) link

truly bizarre

InfoWarriors (Spottie), Tuesday, 17 July 2018 16:22 (one year ago) link

kobestan is a populous country

k3vin k., Tuesday, 17 July 2018 18:27 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

ELLEN! You’re the best – thank you for having me! @theellenshow #ThePunies #MambaMentalityBook pic.twitter.com/wpNFmbr8GY

— Kobe Bryant (@kobebryant) September 28, 2018

Machine Gunk Jelly (Spottie), Friday, 28 September 2018 17:04 (eleven months ago) link

o no

Don’t watch the overhead angle of the Kobe-Barnes no flinch unless you want it to be totally ruined.

— Taco Trey Kerby (@treykerby) October 2, 2018

He wasnt standing in front of him when he did it my whole life is a lie pic.twitter.com/8pGF2IRAjQ

— Rob Perez (@World_Wide_Wob) October 2, 2018

lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 15:27 (eleven months ago) link

I’m shook

Machine Gunk Jelly (Spottie), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 16:02 (eleven months ago) link

if you watch the vid you'll see Barnes is looking left but moves the ball slightly right towards Kobe's face, not as direct as the side view implies but enough of an feint that a normal human being without ice in their veins would have flinched.

omar little, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 16:22 (eleven months ago) link

*a feint

if anything the above view answers some pressing questions i had about the veracity of the original angle and i'll allow that Kobe is a villain Barnes couldn't intimidate there

omar little, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 16:24 (eleven months ago) link

pass fake to the right of kobes head he had no reason to flinch tbqh, prob the reason for kobes extreme nonchalance is he knew a timeout was coming therefor did not bother to guard the inbounder

Oh no pic.twitter.com/PFcQGMQDF1

— Austen Leake (@TribStarAusten) October 2, 2018

lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 18:17 (eleven months ago) link

two months pass...

We train athletes the MAMBA way | Full Circle + Mamba Mentality pic.twitter.com/oY2Wp9uL7L

— Mamba Sports Academy (@MambaSportsHQ) December 2, 2018

lag∞n, Tuesday, 4 December 2018 17:35 (nine months ago) link

smh

Spottie, Tuesday, 4 December 2018 17:38 (nine months ago) link

"In sports, you have restrictions." He's referring to teammates.

Not bizarre enough to win, but the best at encapsulating Kobe's career.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 4 December 2018 17:41 (nine months ago) link

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwp_aaWVsAAAbFJ.jpg

marcos smart (Spottie), Friday, 11 January 2019 21:04 (eight months ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Friday, 11 January 2019 21:16 (eight months ago) link

is that for real?

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 11 January 2019 21:57 (eight months ago) link

i dont think so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXXWUv2cSNY

marcos smart (Spottie), Friday, 11 January 2019 23:41 (eight months ago) link

one month passes...

I hope you love reading this book just as much as I loved creating it. The #Wizenard Series: Training Camp is out March 19! Pre-order now and make sure to follow @Granity for more: https://t.co/x4FXkJQ3XY pic.twitter.com/HiDAEkQ2dk

— Kobe Bryant (@kobebryant) February 26, 2019


Is Kobe just a billboard now?

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 15:38 (six months ago) link

two months pass...
four months pass...

thank jebus that dude doesn't have a son

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 11 September 2019 21:16 (one week ago) link

lol "wizenard"

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 11 September 2019 22:15 (one week ago) link


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