Caramelized Onions -ain't nobody got time for that

I hate mushy vegetables in general, but caramelized onions have to go way past the point of just getting mushy. It seriously took me over an hour one day to get a batch fully caramelized. My brown earwax mush that I made today is actually tasty. The baking soda did things that I never expected it to do but it turned out ok.

My brown earwax mush that I made today is actually tasty.

does not compute

make it into a sausage

if you caramelise the onions with a spiced jackfruit and bean mix and then add later a lime-pickled red onion garnish you get the most amazing vegan taco filling fyi

xpost The addition of too much baking soda completely decimated the 8 onions into a 1 cup of mush that looks like earwax. But with the addition of butter and whiskey it makes a flavorful spread now.