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It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 3 March 2018 04:26 (six years ago) link

According to Adam Schefter of ESPN, the final four teams expected to be in the running for his services are the Broncos, Cardinals, Jets, and Vikings.

Let's see.

Jets -- ANY dude that willing walks into that club has to know in the end, it won't work out. Forget it Kirk, it's the Jets.

Cardinals - They lost for nearly 40 years and had a couple of decent teams. Probably the lowest pressure place to go.

Vikings -- They are the best team and last year was very close. Can they repeat that and take that next step, it's a hard thing to do. Will they be setting fire to the future by signing such an expensive player. I'd say this team would be the highest pressure to join as really anything less than getting to a Superbowl is a failure next year.

Broncos - They still have quite a bit of talent and the club has been good about finding players. While improvement would be expected, would not be expected to 'win it all' as much as be in the playoff discussions.

earlnash, Sunday, 4 March 2018 00:24 (six years ago) link

If you blink, you might miss Troy Apke’s 4.35-second 40-yard dash that made Deion Sanders the happiest person on earth. pic.twitter.com/d8VwjPxqAu

— Roar Lions Roar (@RLRblog) March 5, 2018

lag∞n, Monday, 5 March 2018 20:35 (six years ago) link

We live in such a strange time "you know why I'm surprised, I'm not going to say it on tv but he can run run."

earlnash, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 01:38 (six years ago) link

Eagles traded a 7 and Matt Tobin to Seattle for a 5. Seattle than traded a 7 and Michael Bennett for a 5 and Marcus Johnson.

The Eagles basically traded Matt Tobin and Marcus Johnson for Michael Bennett, lol.

— Jimmy Kempski (@JimmyKempski) March 7, 2018

Mordy, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 20:15 (six years ago) link

that is grotesque. howie strikes again. i wonder if the seahawks let bennett have a say in his destination, i am sure they could've done a little better if they were really trying to maximize return

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 20:22 (six years ago) link

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— Michael Bennett (@mosesbread72) March 7, 2018

Mordy, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 21:09 (six years ago) link

lol

mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 21:24 (six years ago) link

the other guy, charles, is one of the best ppl to follow on twitter for football right now, @fourverts

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 9 March 2018 21:37 (six years ago) link

Jarvis Landry to Browns.

burzum buddies (brownie), Friday, 9 March 2018 22:38 (six years ago) link

oh miami was able to find a more incompetently run organization than themselves well done

Mordy, Friday, 9 March 2018 23:00 (six years ago) link

tyrod taylor to the browns

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 9 March 2018 23:05 (six years ago) link

that's interesting. tt w/ all those weapons (landry, duke johnson, josh gordon) could be good.

Mordy, Friday, 9 March 2018 23:14 (six years ago) link

oh plus saquon barkley. you've gotta think they must be good at least on offense next season.

Mordy, Friday, 9 March 2018 23:15 (six years ago) link

Browns getting DB Damarious Randall from the Packers.

burzum buddies (brownie), Friday, 9 March 2018 23:30 (six years ago) link

going all-in to secure 3 to 4 wins

omar little, Friday, 9 March 2018 23:30 (six years ago) link

It's time. Two wins by the bye week you heard it here first.

burzum buddies (brownie), Friday, 9 March 2018 23:37 (six years ago) link

iggles traded torrey smith to panthers for daryl worley

Mordy, Friday, 9 March 2018 23:37 (six years ago) link

Kizer to Packers.

burzum buddies (brownie), Friday, 9 March 2018 23:56 (six years ago) link

p weird day of trades. browns going all in for 8-8 respectability.

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 10 March 2018 02:15 (six years ago) link

love 2 trade for afc east dregs

call all destroyer, Saturday, 10 March 2018 02:20 (six years ago) link

i still maintain that tyrod taylor is Good just because there's something about the way the ball comes out of his hand that i love

surely no match for clevelandness tho

mookieproof, Saturday, 10 March 2018 02:42 (six years ago) link

lmao

Love watching golf. More fun when @TigerWoods is contending πŸ”₯πŸ”₯#AlienCon #cryptocurrency #FedExCup #GoPackGo #MarchMadness2018 #TeamTaylorMade #SCtop10

— Aaron Rodgers (@AaronRodgers12) March 10, 2018

frogbs, Saturday, 10 March 2018 22:24 (six years ago) link

It would be pretty wild if somehow Hue Jackson survives this 1-31 start to win in Cleveland. I'd say the odds are terrible as they could go 6-10 or even maybe 7-9 and still fire him and give the improving talent to a hot coach.

earlnash, Sunday, 11 March 2018 21:07 (six years ago) link

schef says cousins to vikes

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 16:14 (six years ago) link

packers are signing jimmy graham and releasing jordy nelson

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:37 (six years ago) link

wow wtf

guess they're sticking with Cobb then? or is this gonna be a cut and re-sign

Jordy likely only has one year left and I can't picture him being good with any other QB. would hate to lose him

frogbs, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:43 (six years ago) link

i didn't realize he was 32. he was making a ton of money, i guess they had to do something. someone will overpay enough for him to prevent gbp resigning for reasonable money.

no idea what money graham is getting yet but it'd have to be less than half the $10m/year he's been making for me not to hate it.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:02 (six years ago) link

i missed sam bradford to arizona. kinda interesting with mccoy. keenum rumoured for denver and bridgewater for the jets possibly in the great minnesota qb clear out.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:07 (six years ago) link

thought Keenum to Denver was confirmed. seems good for them.

Bradford to AZ for $20 million (!!!), $15 mil of which is guaranteed (!!!!!!) is insane, the dude plays a few mediocre games each season and then goes down with another knee injury. I thought he'd be a backup for sure.

idk what to think of the Cousins deal yet. seems like another in a long like of marquee Vikings signings but for once they actually have a decent team around them. the Vikes can regress a bit in the O-line and still put up big passing numbers. still, that's uh...quite a bit of guaranteed money.

frogbs, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 21:15 (six years ago) link

have the bills really handed the keys to former pitt great nathan peterman

mookieproof, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 23:24 (six years ago) link

I think they're planning on trading up in the first round and getting a QB, or possibly taking one at 12 where they're at now.

burzum buddies (brownie), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 23:31 (six years ago) link

i think it's time for the J.P. Losman era to finally begin

omar little, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 00:23 (six years ago) link

Jordy to the Raiders for 2 years/$15 million. sounds like he really wanted to stay in GB but they weren't offering much over the minimum

not sure I understand what GB is doing. Rodgers to Jordy has been the best QB-WR combo in the league since 2010. He's a fan favorite and Rodgers' favorite guy. Dude was still pretty good last year when 12 was on the field. Hundley couldn't do shit with him but that's because Hundley sucks. I get that 32 is right around when you wanna be cutting WRs but even still, GB's got like 2-3 more years of Aaron Rodgers in his prime, why take away his best weapon like that. damn it all.

frogbs, Friday, 16 March 2018 18:45 (six years ago) link

Pleasure doing business with you, @nyjets! pic.twitter.com/oAgpEudDWj

— Indianapolis Colts (@Colts) March 17, 2018

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 17 March 2018 15:18 (six years ago) link

lol wow social media dept getting spicy

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 17 March 2018 15:26 (six years ago) link

Just retweet us.

— Indianapolis Colts (@Colts) March 17, 2018

indeed. getting giddy over there

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 17 March 2018 15:34 (six years ago) link

excited that the jets' plans for another decade of mediocrity are well advanced

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 17 March 2018 15:35 (six years ago) link

Jets win more games, but they are so dumb as a club, easily as bad as the Bears and Browns. The Chargers are a totally different kind of stupid.

earlnash, Sunday, 18 March 2018 06:38 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DY0-EqFVQAAKBRY.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 17:58 (six years ago) link

this is hopeless imo. no improvement at all.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 17:59 (six years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/la0qy7i.png

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 18:05 (six years ago) link

i'm in favor of simplifying the rule however:

if someone is bobbling the ball while they go out of bounds and end up w/ full control (it never touches the ground) but they didn't secure it until out of bounds - a catch?

if someone obviously catches it (they seem to have complete control) but either while going to the ground or through a defensive player hitting the ball, it pops loose. is this a fumble?

Mordy, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 18:07 (six years ago) link

per the nfl no to the first one. in my nfl it would be a catch.

on the second, if the player is down before the ball comes out it's not a fumble, otherwise it is

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 18:14 (six years ago) link

that would kind of encourage the sideline to get in the way to make it difficult for the receiver to secure the catch OOB, right?

frogbs, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 18:43 (six years ago) link

there are already sideline violations that would apply if someone actively tried to interfere

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 19:00 (six years ago) link

common sense dictates that you should have control of the ball and two feet in for it to be a catch. the controversy happens, iirc, when a player does this but shifts or adjusts the ball within his arms as he's preparing to go down. imo it's usually pretty easy to decide whether the player did this in a conscious, controlled fashion or not and that should be the rule

k3vin k., Wednesday, 21 March 2018 19:08 (six years ago) link

District Attorney of Harris
County, Texas announced it has indicted Eagles’ DE Michael Bennett for felony charge for injuring a 66-year-old paraplegic working at NRG Stadium to control access to field at SuperBowl LI. A warrant has been issued for Bennett’s arrest.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) March 23, 2018

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 23 March 2018 18:46 (six years ago) link

the only thing they're willing to put in their body is deer antler spray, and lots of it

symsymsym, Friday, 6 August 2021 01:39 (two years ago) link

Cam Newton on if he is vaccinated: "It's too personal to discuss it. I'll just keep it at that." pic.twitter.com/0ExgpxaqhQ

— Ben Volin (@BenVolin) August 5, 2021

Just imagine if the health status of an NFL player was made public

frogbs, Friday, 6 August 2021 13:10 (two years ago) link

football coaches are the most ridiculous people on earth, part infinity

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E8HHUPXX0AA4mzd.jpg

mookieproof, Friday, 6 August 2021 14:07 (two years ago) link

amazing the practice facilities are still standing after all that

symsymsym, Friday, 6 August 2021 16:17 (two years ago) link

nine months pass...

Have a hearty good retirement Fitzmagic, I got a feeling you will be good as a commentator as you got to have stories to tell as you played with half the NFL over nearly the last two decades at one point or another.

The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Friday, 3 June 2022 02:39 (one year ago) link

Hilarious thing about Fitzpatricks' retirement is if you look on the google news feed, there are like local storied from half the NFL referencing him as an EX-local player.

The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Friday, 3 June 2022 02:43 (one year ago) link

wonder if Jon Bois has a video about this guy's career ready to go

frogbs, Friday, 3 June 2022 02:45 (one year ago) link

Dude started with the Rams on Mike Martz last season has their head coach.

Marshall Faulk, Issac Bruce and Tory Holt were still playing. Mark Bulger was the starting QB.

That seems like an ice age ago.

The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Friday, 3 June 2022 02:51 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

β€œAnd everyone here is hungry and everybody here wants to be a great NFL tight end,” Kittle said. "And so when you put all that hunger together, it’s just big ol' nasty beast, and that’s what a tight end is.”

The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Friday, 24 June 2022 00:40 (one year ago) link

not really sure where this goes, but this Jon Bois/Secret Base short film about a 1976 Colts/Steelers playoff game is incredible, utterly compelling from start to finish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alcVZZuj_WE

frogbs, Thursday, 30 June 2022 19:57 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

abolish the preseason

mr. weird al and the box squeezers (voodoo chili), Saturday, 13 August 2022 00:45 (one year ago) link

Awesome win! Our scumbag piece-of-shit starting quarterback went 1 for 5 and we lost our starting center for the year.

Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 13 August 2022 02:34 (one year ago) link

If scumbags reception is like that in a preseason game in Jacksonville and it shook him up, good luck in Baltimore if that is his first game (and I kinda hope it is). I got a feeling more than a few refs are going to let a bit more contact than usual happen.

200+ million guaranteed cash...what a f'n world.

earlnash, Wednesday, 17 August 2022 01:23 (one year ago) link

So glad we didn't get him, wish he was expelled from the league

Weltanschauung Dunston (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 August 2022 01:28 (one year ago) link


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