Brits abroad. Irish too, go on.

Ravel Morrison is on the bench for Atlas Guadalajara tonight. He seems to have made a reasonable start to his career in Liga MX.

Colin Kazim-Richards mostly features as a sub these days for Corinthians but I love the incongruity of him being at of of Brazil’s most famous clubs.

I always remember him as the Coca-Cola Kid. He has played for loads of the giants of Europe/Turkey already, god knows how he has maintained such a dazzling career - he looked well below par in league one.

He was gash at Celtic.

I appreciate his willingness to go further afield. Rare in British players and probably due to his uk/Turkey background? He is shit at fitba but

Lots of talk about panic buying this week had me thinking about who our worst "last minute signing in January transfer window" signing was. CKR is the squashed out of date brown loaf at the back of the shelf that you throw out for the birds then sweep up a week later.

Jamal Musaia has just scored his first goal for Bayern Munich, Jude Bellingham scored on his Dortmund debut in the week and Yunus Musah started for Valencia on Saturday. Musah, born in 2002, is the oldest of the three.

Watch out for Noni Madueke, 18 y/o, who went from Spurs to PSV in 2018. He's having his breakthough right now, w/ an assist last week and goal this weekend, winning himself a place in the first XI this new season. Nice interview about him this weekend where he said Jadon Sancho is his - and his generations - idol, in that there's ways outside of the UK to get to the top. Top bloke.