what's happening to our borad TMI

Classic or dud: pissing on your belt

i am a bit of a toilet connoisseur

where do i find more info on this type of toilet?

germany

tbf that is all zizek video clips iirc

xp

thank you captain obvious

or Austria!

the shelf is pretty close to the rim so you can't really avoid looking at it unless you can somehow flush without turning around

at least I was happy with my...performance...today

Euler, saying you are in a "German speaking country" is a terrible effort to try and conceal you are in Austria tbh

Hey most swiss speak german too you know

I am in Vienna fwiw. the schnitzel I just had for dinner will be examined on the shelf tomorrow, tune in later for details

Mein gott

https://media1.giphy.com/media/ozmcaOBoLSY2k/giphy-downsized-large.gif

xxp

dude there's wienerschnitzels all over the usa i hope u kno

OMG, that thread

I didn't come here just for the schnitzel but I'm gonna relish the show nonetheless

japanese toilets >>>>>>>>>>> sit-down without shelf >>>>> sit-down with shelf >>>>>>>>>>> squat

could poll but you know

ballot poll with photos maybe

come for the schnitzel, stay for the schitz-shelf

Is this boiard ready for a poll of best shelf shits?

i will participate butt it should be said my bum has met its toiletmate

no it is not a poll of shit shelves it is (or would be) a poll of toilets, some of which have shelves, most of which thankfully do not

but I mean did I say clearly enough how raw the shelf action is?

it would be weird if it was cooked tbf

Who the fuck cannot flush without turning round is this some strange new disability I haven't come across

xxp

are these toilets suitable for all butt types?

my workplace has toilets that flush automatically, but I feel checking to make sure a second flush isn't needed is still common courtesy

I've only passed through dublin airport so I don't know the irish scene but there are a lot of different kinds of flushers and some just aren't amenable to the sit and spin. in this hotel room for instance it's a big fuckin slab I have to press and it's kind of high up relative to the toilet so I'm not gonna contort like that just to avoid admiring my magnificent creation

you might just need to wipe, stand fully erect, turn and flush once

but i mean

are you a three point shooter or a slam dunker though?

I'm tony dungy

don’t turn around, don’t wipe, don’t flush imo

just power out of the cubicle and get on with your life ffs, time’s a-wastin

The toilet equivalent of all net baby I don't hit porcelain until the deposit is ten metres outside the house

xp

the ol hit n run

shit n run pls

One of my saddest regrets in life was not needing to poop when in the Singapore airport, the only place I’ve ever encountered squat toilets.

tub fart is science fart because tub fart lets you see the bubbles continue to dribble out and rise long after the internal physical sensation has ended, scientifically confirming that farts begin before you feel them and continue after you don't

my new hypothesis is that we are always farting, and it is scientific because it can be tested and disproven. but it's totally right

I am always farting tbh

i just like how the bubbles feel as they rise to the surface, especially if they do so frontward

I’ll take one hydrobubble massage, please. With extra bubbles.

more of a second thought but

i have actually hit the ceiling in my younger days

she hit the roof immediately after, metaphorically. it was her sister's kitchen. talk about harshing my buzz.

Garlic Farts...

nice,

c'est bon

Garts

never noticed allium making any inroads on fragrancing my farts.

brassica on the other hand. oh boy.

listening to Bruce Hornsby, masturbating

(glad I remembered the comma)

thanks for checking in!

were you using zing in the other hand

"Listen to the Mandolin Wank..."

Some things'll never change...

Super spicy Sichuan hotpot apparently falls into the “hurts going in and out” category, along with Thai food. Mexican and Indian are in the “hurts going in only” category.

gf got me a squatty potty for xmas. absolutely loving it tbh