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zinguist (cozwn), Wednesday, 20 May 2009 13:48 (fourteen years ago) link

the band or

s1ocki, Wednesday, 20 May 2009 13:50 (fourteen years ago) link

ten months pass...

Haha, OK, I just saw Taken for the first time, and everyone on this thread OTM. Especially this: Absolutely do not take it seriously at all - just see it as an older Jason Statham doing an episode of 24. And the bit about his barbecue night hanging with his spy buddies, worst exposition of his past ever. Look, he is a loser who can't buy his daughter a pony, here come his buddies "hey, how's it going?" "good. Hey, remember that time in Beirut when we did all that mad spy shit?" OH LOOK HE USED TO BE A SPY.

I thought it might have intentionally been a 24 parody as well, with a useless daughter called Kim getting kidnapped and Xander Berkeley just faffing around being useless.

ailsa, Saturday, 20 March 2010 23:49 (fourteen years ago) link

nine years pass...

liam neeson is going to kill the shit out of everyone until he gets his daughter

j., Tuesday, 25 June 2019 06:16 (four years ago) link

there was absolutely no suspense

o rly. what if his daughter were secretly Patty Hearst and at the climactic moment, she whips out an AK-47 and he reflexively kills the shit out of her? ever think about that?

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 00:14 (four years ago) link


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