It's Not a Trick, It's a Collusion – 2018 In Love Baseball Fantasy League

that's what i got for you too ;_;

i look forward to have two Mr Irrelevants

having

age is based on that year's opening date (May 29, this year)

another small typo -- this should be March 29

Sorry. That was dumb

oh yeah that reminds me! the ages on my spreadsheet are not always 100% accurate! they were originally based on opening day of whatever year i started it, and players added later are based on THAT year's opening day, so since it changes slightly every year, they might not be 100% accurate. if you're unsure, google your own players. i'll actually unfilter the players marked as "old".

or maybe just unfilter everyone 30 or less, if they're marked 30 and too old jsut google thme to confirm it's true

ok i have already caught a lot of errors just googling. i will try to rectify this list to the best of my ability soon. degrom and kimbrel so far are not listed @ the correct age. anyone know a fuckin' excel sheet somewhere with every player's birthdate? lol

I just blasted thru the whole keeper-eligible list and made some changes, mostly players born in march/april had messed up birthdates. ages across the board went down, and a few players became "keeper eligible" once i fixed it. have a look again if you only looked once! omar you can keep degrom too!

i also had jose ramirez like 3 years older than he should be because at some point there was another jose ramirez

oh nice!

So then the LINCECUMLORDS revised list:

DeGrom - (27-29)
Benintendi (<27)
Bogaerts (<27)
Carlos Martinez (<27)

when do we have to pick keepers by?

that draft date is not great for me bc i'll be traveling, but i'll be traveling for the next week after that so there isn't really a great alternative unless we do it earlier. so i'll just deal with it.

i know i'm keeping yelich, lamb, and jonathan gray but need to do some SERIOUS ANALYSIS for the last two

If all the keepers are done by the 19th, that would be great. /Lombard

SABATHIAS THEATER (w possible name change by draft day):

ALTUVE, Jose (27)
HARPER, Bryce (25)
SEAGER, Corey (23)
FREEMAN, Freddie (28)
ARCHER, Chris (29)

PROTOSCHWARBER:

Willson Contreras <27
Jonathan Gray <27
Ender Inciarte 27-29
Jake Lamb 27-29
Christian Yelich <27

Porno for Shapiros:
Mazara (22)
Correa (23)
Bryant (26)
Paxton (29)
Quintana (29), I guess

Thanks again to Will for compiling that spreadsheet and making this so much easier:

IwakumaJamaicaAroma:

Marcus Stroman (26)
Robbie Ray (26)
Anthony Rizzo (28)
Alex Bregman (24)
Trevor Bauer (27)

holla Tuivalula

Gary Sanchez <27
Adam Duvall 27-29
Gerrit Cole 27-29
Gregory Polanco <27
Stephen Strasburg 27-29

Altherred Images (previously Ultralight Bream, Carter Guti Boyd)

Edwin Díaz (24)
Noah Syndergaard (25)
Mike Trout (26)
Dee Gordon (29)

Díaz is not on the spreadsheet, but he was (auto-)drafted last year.

Ive got diaz marked down as dropped on Sept 1 but i could be wrong

checks out

Sep 1 7:37 AM
Edwin Díaz(Sea - RP)Player Note
Drop Carter Guti Boyd Waivers Andy K

Ive got diaz marked down as dropped on Sept 1 but i could be wrong

You're right. I forgot that I dumped relievers to make up for injured starters. No Díaz, then. Thanks!

just putting this out there – if anyone with a young arm (Martinez, Syndergaard, etc) are interested in making a swap once the season starts, let me know. i'm going to try to address my keeper pitching issues in the draft, but i'm not crazy about my options (or the competition for young guys i'll think i might be facing).

Okay I'll keep Sano (even though it's kind of stupid and disgusting to do so), LeMahieu, Bumgarner, and Stanton.

Oh and I changed my team name to Colonisqattsi

just four?

think they only had one player under 27 (and like 8 players 27-29)

by my count only two teams left to pick keepers -- guns of buxton (similar situation, but reversed: five under 27, one 27-29) and olney the lonely (has about 4028459 players to choose between).

you've got the draft at 4 p.m., is that eastern time?

yep! 4:00pm EDT

thanks. traveling from central to eastern next week so wanted to mitigate my potential confusion.

Hello! Sorry my picks are late:

Gallo's Pole (formerly Olney The Lonely):

Sale, C 29
Kimbrel, C 29
Ozuna, M 27
Machado, M 25
Giolito, L 23

I will not miss the draft this year!!

Hey y'all!

Could I simply usurp a dormant team's keepers or is part of the hazing to start with nothing?

You’re out of luck there - no defunct franchises laying around. You’d be the second new team this year tho, so you’ll have some company with building from the ground up.

anyone in touch with our last team yet to pick keepers? appears their last 3 posts on ilx were related to their 2017 and 2016 keepers, lol. u out here lurkin, jq higs?

i send a yahoo mail. will try again through the ilx message. for now, i'm assuming he plans on staying in the league.

send=sent

how2shot invite?

i sent a link to you via ilx. you good on the rules etc?

I can't remember what email I used for ILX but strange query:
would you happen to use an email that is a punny portmanteau of the following:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/nintchdbpict000068162276.jpg
http://aboutmeditation.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Deepak-Chopra-Meditation.jpg

Nevermind, I'm in!

ha ha hhahaahaaa yes, yes i do. 'tis my hip-hop alias.

;-)

trea turner (24)
francisco lindor (24)
jose ramirez (25)
george springer (28)

sorry for the delay. don't think i have any other qualifying players in the 27, 28, 29 bracket.

thanks!

ok guys – i've inputted our keepers and the draft order is set. please double check that i got your picks right etc
https://baseball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/b1/24882/draftresults?drafttab=team

everything looks right except for me picking 10th because UGH THERE'S 9 GUYS I WANT

Thanks, thermo. Looking forward to the draft and subsequent mediocrity.

That’s the spirit!

Impressive!

me last night: "I should add Gurriel"
me this morning: "Fuck."

Hey man, I'm just like trying to preserve like my 10th place over here.

I blame you for what happened to him today!

Lol, you want him?

not now that you broke him!

When’s the trade deadline again?

On the block: Scherzer, Greinke, DeGrom, Marco Gonzales. A quality rotation could be yours for the right price!

Also: Gattis, Kemp, Franco, Molina...beyond that my offense is keeping me down and I doubt anyone would want any other non-keepers.

this league is so boring for trades

Deadline is Aug 12.

hey man i made some wild-ass trades in years past, remember when i gave up bryce harper and won the league?

that said i have 4 sick keepers this year and my team is trash so there's virtually no reason for me to make a trade, but if someone wants one of my non-keepers and they'll put up a 27-29 dude i'm game! i'll also try to update the keeper sheet today if i have some time

(my potential trade bait players: cesar hernandez, starling marte, felipe vazquez, david price, lol this team is terrible)

have there been any trades at all this season?

not this year. previous years have had between 2 and 10

(estimation, i don't have time to check now)

i updated the keeper sheet tho!

xxxp i remember, helped me win the following yr ;)

i will trade verlander for a keeper elig type of, say, a nick castellanos quality or rough equivalent fyi

Hmmm. He’s DL’d right now - but I’d move Mazara for some trade deadline nitro. Tho I’m sceptical I’ll be able to close the gap between me and holla.

I'm ISO some keepers.

FT:
Kluber (#4 SP)
Aguilar (#5 1B)
Trivino (#9 RP)
Cruz (#12 OF)
Jansen (#15 RP)
Happ (#25 SP)

Not sure if anyone else on my team would garner interest but lmk.

With only 13 teams in the league there are a lot of good unclaimed FA's and less incentive to make trades.

I think all of us are really protective of our keeper eligible guys and don't want to trade them away unless there's a really good chance of winning the league. These kinds of trades happened in the past when the top three teams were more closely bunched.

Yeah, the realy parity is in the middle... I just went from like 10th to 3rd in ~3 days.

real*

Trout Mike Replica – check yr email!

everyone else - also check your email. trade deadline is sunday

Best thing I’ve done was draft Acuna.

Yup. Snag of the 2017 draft fo sho.

the story of my season today in a nutshell: ridiculous pitching (Eduardo-Rod: 5 IP, 11 K, 0 ER, 11:1 K/BB ratio), and 0-15 with one run scored from the offense.

https://i.imgur.com/p3ucTR0.png

Start Glasnow they* said
*rotoballers

I had the best ERA in the league coming into this game and Glasnow's 0.2 IP outing was enough to move my season ERA a full quarter of a run.

The WHIP race is insane right now: 4 teams within <0.01 at the top.

congrats BNW!
and congrats on ended your 10-year victory drought!

also, i just randomly discovered the league record book today! kinda fun to poke around (fun fact: i hold the all time, single-day strikeout record at 40).

Kept expecting to get overtaken - must have lost like 30 pts in the 2nd half. Gerrit Cole and Suarez got me through. Thanks for the league! All those years of tanking paid off!

Frustrating year for me (every SP was injured at some point, etc.) but congrats bnw for dominating for most of the year and a well deserved win.

I learned a lot (namely that you should draft keepers in a keeper-league) yet I tried to give it a go and make it interesting (which didn't really happen). Impressively dominant win B!

Hey Jimmy, We just got word that January 31st is opening day. Drafts will start February 5th. -Echo 🏈🏀🏒🏆

— Yahoo Fantasy Care (@YahooFantasyCC) January 11, 2019

Will open up a new thread around Feb 1...
open to thread name ideas, since I apparently stopped being clever a few years back.

The keeper list (it's on the second tab in a handier format). Ages are updated and as of today so are drops from September!

Thanks Will.

do we have any control over whether same-day adds or drops are allowed in our league? if we do, is there any interest in adding that?

i think that's just a box i tick or somesuch. i'm fine either way, but wouldn't mind some kind of consensus before i do or don't tho.
i'll make a new thread once me, or someone smarter than me can come up with a name.

i tried to do it in my basketball league and couldn't find it! if you find it lmk where!

How about a name like idk Countdown to CBA Work Stoppage 2019

oh, i like the CBA angle...

it's been slow at work lately and i'm ready for winter to be done so i've been thinking ahead to fantasy baseball. so i think i have my keepers figured out already. not gonna declare until i have to but i think i've got it unless trades/injuries impact my choices.

there it is. new thread title.

Where is it?

Yahoo leagues open this afternoon.

using this entire post as the league name is for some reason hilarious to me:
it's been slow at work lately and i'm ready for winter to be done so i've been thinking ahead to fantasy baseball. so i think i have my keepers figured out already. not gonna declare until i have to but i think i've got it unless trades/injuries impact my choices.

i am very sleep deprived. maybe just the first sentence. or possibly something about manipulating service time. i am so tired.

Yahoo is the only platform that's keeping Ohtani as 2 separate P/DH entities:

Hey guy, any particular reasoning behind making ohtani two players instead of one? Thanks

— Rap Verify (@RapVerify) January 31, 2019

maybe im sleep deprived too because i just laughed at this idea for a threda name (please don't do it)

Hurrah! Another Year, Surely This One Will Include Ohtani As One Player; The Inexorable March of Two-Way Players Will Lead Us All to VORPiness