CLASH OF THE TITANS: chris de burgh vs daniel o'donnell

Disgraceful.

5 of youse are savages

if danny had a banger like 'don't pay the ferryman' then he might've got my vote, but alas here i am on team chris

in my opinion you should pay the ferryman

Ferry payment avoidance is a scourge, about time the government cracked down on it.

the lyrics to that song do actually reveal a miserliness of spirit. Daniel O'Donnell would be flashing out a 50 euro note and telling the ferryman to keep the change.

Ah he wood so he wood

daniel o’donnell can’t cross running water tho iirc

hobbits can't swim iirc which is why de Burrrgh resents ferry charges

but behold the dancing bones:

In the rolling mist, then he gets on board
Now there'll be no turning back
Beware that hooded old man at the rudder
And then the lightning flashed and the thunder roared
And people calling out his name
And dancing bones that jabbered-and-a-moaned on the water
And then the ferryman said There is trouble ahead
So you must pay me now

ps this is the only daniel o'donnell i choose to acknowledge:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0d/Daniel_O%27Connell2.jpg/414px-Daniel_O%27Connell2.jpg

An advance ticketing policy would have avoided these problems of course.

The former Scottish Socialist Party (SSP) leader presented himself as the “Daniel O’Donnell” of Scottish politics while carrying on activities more akin to a Premiership footballer, a jury was told.

don't pay the sheridan / till he gets you to the other side