why does the statue of liberty have blood in it
― adam the (abanana), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 02:18 (six years ago) link
ah yes i forgot OBAMA is the president with the worrying ties to russia, good use of the hammer and sickle
― too notch (stevie), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 14:52 (six years ago) link
Don't really think you can accuse Trump of communism (you can of pretty much everything else).
Garrisonverse Obama seems pretty awesome tbh tho, would get blazed with.
― Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 17:45 (six years ago) link
https://grrrgraphics.com/a-real-downer/
https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/falling_dow_bitcoin_ben_garrison-1024x798.jpg
Now we here the Rothschilds had a fire sale. They dumped their vast Black Forest land holdings—including their mansions. Was this because they didn’t want them seized? After all, there have long been rumors of human sacrifice on the properties and Trump as vowed to seize the properties of slave traffickers.
― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 23:39 (six years ago) link
Wow! According to Ben, the Illuminati were the ones who flew bitcoins and the stock market up to those stratospheric heights!
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 15 February 2018 00:48 (six years ago) link
Trump was taking credit for that, iirc.
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 15 February 2018 00:49 (six years ago) link
https://grrrgraphics.com/obamas-presidential-portrait/
Additional: Despite having smoked an entire marijuana harvest in his younger days, Obama turned hypocritical on the matter once he attained the presidency. He cracked down on medical marijuana dispensaries. Probably at the bidding of the powerful big pharma lobby. The pill pushers don’t want the competition of a natural herb that helps many relieve pain.
― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 15 February 2018 18:17 (six years ago) link
I wonder what the Trump admin's views are on marijuana
― frogbs, Thursday, 15 February 2018 18:47 (six years ago) link
From his commentary on the toon featuring Sessions going after a pot leaf:
But it never happens. Our Attorney General, Sessions, has recused himself from investigating her crimes. Instead, he’s going after marijuana.The so-called ‘war on drugs’ has been a monumental flop. It’s a waste of lives, resources, energy and time. Have you learned nothing from prohibition, Jefferson Sessions? I realize President Trump was elected to enforce the rule of law. We want illegal aliens kicked out of the country, for example. Obama certainly didn’t enforce that law.But marijuana? Leave that up to the states to decide!
The so-called ‘war on drugs’ has been a monumental flop. It’s a waste of lives, resources, energy and time. Have you learned nothing from prohibition, Jefferson Sessions? I realize President Trump was elected to enforce the rule of law. We want illegal aliens kicked out of the country, for example. Obama certainly didn’t enforce that law.
But marijuana? Leave that up to the states to decide!
― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 15 February 2018 19:35 (six years ago) link
Obama kicked out more than any president in history but I'm not about to fact check Ben Garrison
― frogbs, Thursday, 15 February 2018 19:36 (six years ago) link
http://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/social_media_freeway_ben_garrison-1024x758.jpg
― by the light of the burning Citroën, Friday, 2 March 2018 02:03 (six years ago) link
at the Ben Garrison shophttps://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/stable-genius-shirt-300x272.jpg
― Woon... Doopee Time (FlopsyDuck), Friday, 2 March 2018 02:13 (six years ago) link
https://teespring.com/kiss-president-trump-mug#pid=522&cid=101870&sid=front
― adam the (abanana), Friday, 2 March 2018 02:19 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DXDzoCMX0AAVh29.jpg
― soref, Friday, 2 March 2018 03:29 (six years ago) link
Branco has taken to doing a 'serious' crying-uncle-sam cartoon each time there's a particularly high-profile spree shooting
https://i1.wp.com/www.elliscountypress.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/w-Branco_11-09-17.jpg
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/6a/48/09/6a4809749bdf6f4534e0a4fb6cdd0e39.jpg
kind of have a morbid curiosity re: how long it will be before there's a shooting and he just reuses one of the pictures with a different caption rather than bothering to do a new drawing
― soref, Friday, 2 March 2018 03:43 (six years ago) link
i don't get that last garrison at all.
― new noise, Friday, 2 March 2018 03:46 (six years ago) link
the conservative voices exit ramp leads to oblivion?
― new noise, Friday, 2 March 2018 03:47 (six years ago) link
the moustache that first one is sort of weird - uncle sam is not usually portrayed with a moustache, right? - but Branco has a moustache himself, so maybe it's a kind of self-portrait
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/api/image/resize/400x297/aHR0cDovL2NkbjIuYnRyc3RhdGljLmNvbS9waWNzL3Nob3dwaWNzL2xhcmdlLzI0ODMzN190V1dJUTRCNy5qcGc/248337_tWWIQ4B7.jpg?mode=Fill
― soref, Friday, 2 March 2018 03:52 (six years ago) link
just noticed tears shaped like florida.
― new noise, Friday, 2 March 2018 03:56 (six years ago) link
"i don't get that last garrison at all."
Official protectors caught with their pants down, and try to put blame on gun ownership in general.
Don't know what the bloody palms represent.
― nickn, Friday, 2 March 2018 05:51 (six years ago) link
Oops, wrong one. The Garrison is saying the social media biggies suppress the conservative POV.
― nickn, Friday, 2 March 2018 05:53 (six years ago) link
Also yahoo still a major force in social media if garrison is to be believed.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 2 March 2018 06:16 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DXxMqRTXUAALcQV.jpg
― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Thursday, 8 March 2018 13:40 (six years ago) link
got 'em FULLER!
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 8 March 2018 13:48 (six years ago) link
I like the surprise reveal in the last panel - so the guy wanting to ban guns is a lefty!!!
― nickn, Thursday, 8 March 2018 17:48 (six years ago) link
our country is an eternal conflict between the Tasmanian Devil and Droopy Dog
― piper at the gates of d'awwww (voodoo chili), Thursday, 8 March 2018 18:15 (six years ago) link
The Social Media Freeway, where Youtube is in the left lane and contains no wingnut conspiracy theory videos that my conservative friends insist I must watch to learn the truth (man.)
― Fifteen miles to the Maaaaaatt Schlapp! (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 8 March 2018 18:20 (six years ago) link
^^^lol you should change your DN to Jor
― imago, Thursday, 8 March 2018 18:24 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/lKm9uDh.jpg
― my dreams in the hell-pits (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 26 March 2018 02:34 (six years ago) link
ah yes, marxism, famous for banning assault weapons
― adam the (abanana), Monday, 26 March 2018 04:13 (six years ago) link
And ironically the gun looks somewhat like an AK47.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 26 March 2018 04:35 (six years ago) link
How can a ban on guns be represented as a gun? What sense does he think this makes?
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 26 March 2018 09:49 (six years ago) link
He's making a point about who the real guns are here.
― Daniel_Rf, Monday, 26 March 2018 10:52 (six years ago) link
I've stopped asking those questions about Mr. Garrison tbh
― Google Atheist (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 26 March 2018 10:53 (six years ago) link
More than the others in this thread, he's playing to an audience that loves irony, particularly when it suggests that the libtards are guilty of the only sin the audience recognises, hypocrisy.
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 26 March 2018 12:11 (six years ago) link
TFW you are unable to find out what Roseanne looks like before you draw your cartoon
https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/roseanne_barr-tina-toon.jpg
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 11:12 (six years ago) link
v cool that chuds are just kinda accepting that yeah in fact trump is effectively tackling human trafficking despite, y'know, a lack of any evidence to that effect or even really any public statements from trump about the issue at all
― star wars ep viii: the bay of porgs (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 11:15 (six years ago) link
why do i feel like these are probably the same dorks that wd've been drawing YOU'RE DESTROYING OUR COUNTRY takes when Roseanne was in its prime first time round?
― vermicious kid (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 11:43 (six years ago) link
it's as true now as it ever was
― star wars ep viii: the bay of porgs (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 11:44 (six years ago) link
like i'm gonna watch it now
― vermicious kid (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 11:47 (six years ago) link
god this one is so good
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DaS165LX4AApFvU.jpg
― star wars ep viii: the bay of porgs (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 14:20 (six years ago) link
its true, you don't see a lot of kids these day's
― frogbs, Wednesday, 11 April 2018 14:23 (six years ago) link
At first look I thought that this cartoon was making quite an interesting point about the concept of a 'counterculture' and how its co-opting by mainstream culture reflects on not just the absorbing / consuming nature of capitalism but on flaws in the concept of subversion itself as an alternative to actually addressing the disparities in society. Then on second look I realised I had slightly misunderstood the artist's intentions.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 14:29 (six years ago) link
your read is better
― vermicious kid (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 14:33 (six years ago) link
amongst many many many other reasons the look posited in the picture as 1980 was, by 1980, already a commodified lamestream take on a point missed 5 years previously
― vermicious kid (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 14:35 (six years ago) link
to be "counter"cultural is always to perform participation in a subculture that has already been assimilated by hegemonic powers
― vermicious kid (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 14:37 (six years ago) link
mainly i'm just happy to learn that i've accidentally joined the counterculture by owning shorts, procreating and remaining white
― star wars ep viii: the bay of porgs (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 14:38 (six years ago) link
it's confusing b/c 1980 guy looks to be about thirty years older than 2018 guy
― explosion from DOOM courtesy of id software (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 14:48 (six years ago) link
that's what the using the 'phet and doing some hard counterculturing does to your looks!
― calzino, Wednesday, 11 April 2018 14:51 (six years ago) link
it must be tough work always having to flip the bird whenever you get into someone's field of vision!
― calzino, Wednesday, 11 April 2018 14:54 (six years ago) link