CLASH OF THE TITANS: chris de burgh vs daniel o'donnell

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voted Chris O'Dowd, profoundly misunderstood poll.

if penalty is death I shall pay it

For years I was under the impression that Lady In Red was about Chris's wife who had died, so although I didn't like the song obviously, I thought it was mean to hate on him too much for it. Only now do I discover his wife is alive and well, so I have 32 years of concentrated Chris De Burgh hate to catch up on. Plus I have no idea who the other guy is.

Daniel O'Donnell is the real deal, he will show Scott Walker who da real avant-garde crooning mofo is when his Merzbow collaboration comes out.

Plus I have no idea who the other guy is.

:-o

that's no way to talk about a major Irish cultural icon, bejesus etc!

First the prospect of a hard border now this.

lol!

a re-imagining of Mann's Heat, where tough border cop Daniel O'Donnell is doggedly pursing DeBurgh's total arsehole of a tobacco dealer, and set on thwarting his plan to flood the North with cheap and deadly EU halfzware shag.

rumours his ma was his granny

and his sister MARGO was actually his mother.

Lot of Margo albums round the house before D O'D broke and transformed the scene.

Going down the Country and Irish rabbithole again. Me and Philomena have some catching up to do.

When I was 10 I found out my "auntie" was a half-sister. Yay! my family is just as fucked up as Daniel's!

a re-imagining of Mann's Heat, where tough border cop Daniel O'Donnell is doggedly pursing DeBurgh's total arsehole of a tobacco dealer, and set on thwarting his plan to flood the North with cheap and deadly EU halfzware shag

irl lols also a serious desire to see this

Fuck that is exactly where this thread had to go

Treatment I will be considering the rest of the day: midnight run but get this get this

daniel in the ~~~~~grodin~~~~~ role boom

That can work.

9 1/2 weeks remake, o’donnell as mickey rourke and de burgh as kim basinger

Sleepless in Seattle Daniel as hanks de burgh as his kid

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time for a chris de burgh / death rage in a cage match so we can settle this once and for all

Death thinks he has it won and starts celebrating but gene what's this deburghs healing hands have worked their mystic prod Norman magic on their augmented hobbit owner

anything can and will happen: elbraw is warble

BURGHAMANIA IS RUNNIN WILD BROTHER

Disgraceful.

5 of youse are savages

if danny had a banger like 'don't pay the ferryman' then he might've got my vote, but alas here i am on team chris

in my opinion you should pay the ferryman

Ferry payment avoidance is a scourge, about time the government cracked down on it.

the lyrics to that song do actually reveal a miserliness of spirit. Daniel O'Donnell would be flashing out a 50 euro note and telling the ferryman to keep the change.

Ah he wood so he wood

daniel o’donnell can’t cross running water tho iirc

hobbits can't swim iirc which is why de Burrrgh resents ferry charges

but behold the dancing bones:

In the rolling mist, then he gets on board
Now there'll be no turning back
Beware that hooded old man at the rudder
And then the lightning flashed and the thunder roared
And people calling out his name
And dancing bones that jabbered-and-a-moaned on the water
And then the ferryman said There is trouble ahead
So you must pay me now

ps this is the only daniel o'donnell i choose to acknowledge:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0d/Daniel_O%27Connell2.jpg/414px-Daniel_O%27Connell2.jpg

An advance ticketing policy would have avoided these problems of course.

The former Scottish Socialist Party (SSP) leader presented himself as the “Daniel O’Donnell” of Scottish politics while carrying on activities more akin to a Premiership footballer, a jury was told.

don't pay the sheridan / till he gets you to the other side