Leaving doors, cabinets, drawers, dishwasher, fridge open, water running etc.

wait am i dead?

i mean DED

If god didn't want us to live in suspense of his judgement he wouldn't have made me so lazy

Aside from my perfectly reasonable sense of outrage at your laziness and lac of attention to detail, doors and drawers shouldn't be left open because they're a tripping and head-banging hazard, because the whole point is to keep the contents free of dust, dirt, bugs, aerosolized cooking grease, crumbs, and pet hair, which they will not be if they sit open, and because drawer slides are ugly and not meant to be looked at.

oh i just leave my bedroom door open

No one cares about bedroom doors (well, I don't). I mean like kitchen cupboard doors that lurk stealthily overhead until someone calls your name or you remember you left the burner on and you quickly pivot and subsequently have to go to the emergency room at 10pm. Or utensil drawers right at hip or knee height in between the sink and the stove, or right behind you in the center island, which are completely harmless until you back up while holding a hot roasting pan full of molten fat and $40 worth of roast.

oh ya i close cabinets and drawers and the freezer and glass sliding doors and all that stuff

Hope u weren't holding a roast when u backed up there boss