We'll leave the fridge open in order to assure that we both get a similar amount of the Chinese takeout left overs.
― Evan, Monday, 12 February 2018 21:51 (six years ago) link
x-post - It looked exactly like how mine does have I do dishes. Lady wife otm.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 12 February 2018 21:59 (six years ago) link
xp
and the whole deng thing gets complicated when we put other kinds of food inside the chinese containers, but overall it works out great for them because it encourages us to order more.
― Evan, Monday, 12 February 2018 22:15 (six years ago) link
Xp hey nobody talks about my wife like that
― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, 12 February 2018 22:22 (six years ago) link
Yes
It was my lady wife left them like that I was escalating the argument
It went well thanks for asking
― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, February 12, 2018 9:41 PM (forty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Especially classic approach on a work night when no one is going to get any sleep after all. Shame about that really important meeting at 9am eh?
― Conic section rebellion 44 (in orbit), Monday, 12 February 2018 22:27 (six years ago) link
Planning to kill everyone else on this thread in their sleep btw just fyi
― Conic section rebellion 44 (in orbit), Monday, 12 February 2018 22:28 (six years ago) link
that's the second threat of mass violence in just 22 posts
― Evan, Monday, 12 February 2018 22:30 (six years ago) link
What can I say, it's a sensitive issue.
Cabinets, drawers: yes if I'm going to use them again.
What, like, EVER?
― Conic section rebellion 44 (in orbit), Monday, 12 February 2018 22:34 (six years ago) link
what's wrong with leaving the door open
― papa poutine (∞), Monday, 12 February 2018 22:34 (six years ago) link
in orbit/dmac is the hot ticket in '22 imo
― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, 12 February 2018 22:39 (six years ago) link
If doors were meant to be left open then you wouldn't have been killed by me for leaving the door open QED
― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, 12 February 2018 22:40 (six years ago) link
wait am i dead?
― papa poutine (∞), Monday, 12 February 2018 22:42 (six years ago) link
i mean DED
If god didn't want us to live in suspense of his judgement he wouldn't have made me so lazy
― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, 12 February 2018 22:44 (six years ago) link
Aside from my perfectly reasonable sense of outrage at your laziness and lac of attention to detail, doors and drawers shouldn't be left open because they're a tripping and head-banging hazard, because the whole point is to keep the contents free of dust, dirt, bugs, aerosolized cooking grease, crumbs, and pet hair, which they will not be if they sit open, and because drawer slides are ugly and not meant to be looked at.
― Conic section rebellion 44 (in orbit), Monday, 12 February 2018 22:47 (six years ago) link
oh i just leave my bedroom door open
― papa poutine (∞), Monday, 12 February 2018 22:48 (six years ago) link
No one cares about bedroom doors (well, I don't). I mean like kitchen cupboard doors that lurk stealthily overhead until someone calls your name or you remember you left the burner on and you quickly pivot and subsequently have to go to the emergency room at 10pm. Or utensil drawers right at hip or knee height in between the sink and the stove, or right behind you in the center island, which are completely harmless until you back up while holding a hot roasting pan full of molten fat and $40 worth of roast.
― Conic section rebellion 44 (in orbit), Monday, 12 February 2018 22:52 (six years ago) link
oh ya i close cabinets and drawers and the freezer and glass sliding doors and all that stuff
― papa poutine (∞), Monday, 12 February 2018 22:57 (six years ago) link
Hope u weren't holding a roast when u backed up there boss
― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Monday, 12 February 2018 23:02 (six years ago) link