Your PyeongChang 2018 Winter Olympics anticipation thread!

So strange. I knew about the doping, but had no idea about the “independent particants” thing.

who is the announcer on the men's 5000m speed skating replay?

YouTube TV is free for a week. Been using that since yesterday. It’s good you can record unlimited amount of content.

i can’t watch much speed skating, the sounds their skates make on the ice makes my skin crawl

men’s biathlon was bananas - the heavy favorites ended up finishing 8th and 31st. The czech silver medallist had only podiumed once ~5 years~ ago. Bonkers.

Skiathlon was NUTS, like the best Tour De France stage you can imagine
Krueger, 7th seed, crashed at the beginning and went to the very back — makes up all his lost time & goes on to win by 11 seconds. Norway with gold silver bronze - the favorite finished in 10th.
I need a lie down!!

That was awesome

the wind has really shaken up the playing field for these events, def makes for good tv!!

The luge is decided on hatefully narrow margins. Rare bullshit Winter Olympic event imo

I mean it's visually exciting and there's a non-zero chance of death* I guess

*this probably makes it worse rather than better?

i dont get luge & i don’t like it

its basically a track event

a track event where they need a photo finish to split the first 6 competitors

track events are good though
luge is full of such micro-exertions that it’s impossible to tell who is skilled without being told

"Oh a fatal error there!" *loses by 0.02 seconds*

*loses by 0.02 seconds and finishes fifth*

And now, VG busts out her altered Fear cover: “I Don’t Care About Luge (Fuck Luge).”

Anyway while we wait

https://www.sadanduseless.com/2018/02/funny-olympic-figure-skating/

as I understand it, luge skill is about twitching in the exactly correct way in order to regain control of the sled while it and the track are conspiring to break all of your bones

the Austrian men's winner (David Gleirscher) had great comments afterwards. Apparently after yesterday he and his coach went and drank schnapps. after he won he told the press "now I go to Austria house and have to drink more schnapps."

figure skating long program is frequently like a job interview where by the answer to the 2nd question you know the person has no chance in hell of making the grade but you all still have to go through the motions for the remaining time.

man i've watched my share of adam rippon and that's as good as he's ever been.

And Mirai, holy shit. Man what an evening.

yeah she was awesome

I've realized that I want a skater to do an Olympic routine to Kiss’s “Cold Gin,” *with* a bootleg Paul Stanley live intro. Imagine:

*skater holds opening pose*

“AWRITE NOW LISSEN!”

*skater begins routine*

“I HEAR SOME OF YOU PEOPLE OUT THERE LIKE TO DRINK—“

*triple Axel*

“—*TE-QUI-LAAAAA!”

lol

Mirai’s triple axel was life affirming god that was rad

But seriously, Zagitova was next level
FIFTEEN with those moves & that poise
fuuuuuuuhuuuuuck

if i hear “shibsibs” and “vlog” in the same sentence one more time i’m gonna flip my tv UGH SHUT UP

Skating Twitter -- English language at least -- does not like Zagitova due to her backloading her jumps for points. But Tara and Johnny seemed good with it.

figure skating scoring is so wacky idk how you could blame anyone for gaming it. the main problem for ladies imo is that there are no real risk jumps other than the esoteric triple axel. everyone lands their triple-triple combos.

Question. I don't have cable or any subscription service that will show the olympics. Should I pay $25 for Sling TV or etc so I can binge? Are there any promos that I can later cancel?

I really get into Olympics but haven't had cable for 20 years and therefore nada.

Do you have a television and can you watch live in the evening? Buy an HD tuner. NBC is showing the core primetime coverage (3+ hours per night) at 5 PM and an encore at 8/8:30 PM every night (if you are in the US...). I was cord cut for many years and the basic over the air channels you get with a tuner (in full HD) were more useful for major events than I imagined.

Women’s snowstyle was intense & brutal. Holy shit, give all those women medals.
you could watch that event & never be afraid of doing anything again.

I like that the standard issue Canadian team kit includes a lumberjack flanno.

The weather did seem to adversely affect the slopestyle. maybe they should hold the winter olympics in the summer when the weather's better...

(everybody gushes about the snowboarding at the olympics but there are other competitions on pretty much all through the year and these are never shown on tv. seems like a missed opportunity)

((ok, ski sunday has some coverage. and channel 5 used to do x games and winter x coverage at 2am, but they stopped))

You just can't make this up.

NBC opening ceremony coverage. Katie Couric talks about why The Netherlands is so good at speed skating as The Netherlands enters the stadium.

And this folks is why Americans are less bright about the rest of the world as they spread fake news! pic.twitter.com/7YC5deTl2w

— Jos Duijvestein 🇳🇱 (@JosDuijvestein) February 10, 2018

First French medal! In women’s biathlon. We are all about biathlon chez nous.

France got gold in the women's moguls (as they often do)

Oh I missed a gold in women’s moguls! But still. Yay Anaïs Bescond!

Another French biathlon medal, a gold this time, though it’s no surprise, it’s Martin Fourcade, our flag-bearer at the opening ceremonies.

on boss les bosses

korean womens hockey team in two games:
outscored 16-0
outshot 102-27

did they at least rack up some penalty minutes?

some notes

1. The streaming replays are great. You get the whole event, PLUS, they are all apparently presented by antipodeans, and all sports are better with an Australian or Kiwi doing the talking. Our Roku has paid for itself so many times over, but especially during these Olympics (and we're barely into it). Oh and the replays don't permanently fill 1/3 of the screen real estate with static overlays typed up by an intern.

2. Luge coaches are some dour motherfuckers. If you go slower than the current 2nd best time, your luge coach will make a face like you just ran over his flower bed.

3. Women's Luge is the exact opposite of professional League of Legends. How do I know this? Because the South Koreans recruited a German to play for them.

4. My Olympic sport in the "why would anybody ever fucking want to do that" category is anything involving cross-country skiing. Fuck an endurance sport that also happens to be in the cold. And the biathlon, where you have to stop and control your breathing while you try to load and shoot tiny bullets one by one, and then go back to endurance racing? All these people are nuts.

also these kids on the snowboards at the Olympics have grown up in a world that has always had snowboarding at the Olympics.

biathlon is amazing, those athletes are uber-humans

let us have a moment of silence for the destroyed knees of all mogul skiiers

also: i have decided that i like individual figure skating but i can’t get with couples skating

I think if your knees can be destroyed you quickly get selected out of a career in moguls. The people you see moguling at these things have different knees than you and me

hmm that seems otm.
it hurts my knees to watch them

i don't know anything about snowboarding but i know that chloe kim is incredible at it

also: i have decided that i like individual figure skating but i can’t get with couples skating

― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, February 12, 2018 8:44 PM (thirty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ice dance can be good if you just give yourself over to how beautiful it is and stop trying to figure out who's good at it. pairs sucks tho. they put you in pairs if you can't hack it in individual skating.

america, not content with building red gerard, has built chloe kim

swear to god, the MIT labs have some answering to do

that wasn't even meant to be a Boston Dynamics reference but