The Best Free Online (in-browser or downloadable) Games

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hilarious! and i feel guilty for sinking time into it

Nhex, Thursday, 8 February 2018 23:24 (six years ago) link

That's my day wiped out

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 9 February 2018 00:18 (six years ago) link

sorry for being a vector

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 9 February 2018 00:23 (six years ago) link

ok. i have created a dog treat monster and two others. 0.3% of breeds discovered.

i am closing the tab. i am not going to visit ever again. this stops here.

Karl Malone, Friday, 9 February 2018 00:37 (six years ago) link

I just had Jason Voorhees and a skeleton mating, and it became... Jason Bonehees. This obviously is the best game ever.

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 9 February 2018 00:38 (six years ago) link

i should at least buy some aquatic gear so i can capture that shark really quick

Karl Malone, Friday, 9 February 2018 00:42 (six years ago) link

I got to 1.8% on the breeds, definitely need to stop

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 9 February 2018 00:43 (six years ago) link

*a distant cry of "fooooooorks!!! foooooooooooooorks!" echoes down a corridor beyond sight*

Karl Malone, Friday, 9 February 2018 00:43 (six years ago) link

you have made a James Malone!
it's super effective

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 9 February 2018 00:44 (six years ago) link

i don't think it'll suck you up for too long. i played for a bit but after i unlocked the permit and whatever i mean how many combinations of monsters do you really feel like you need to find. esp once you've found them all and searched all the locations. but if there is a /true/ late game plz inform.

Mordy, Friday, 9 February 2018 00:46 (six years ago) link

11.2%. Someone beat that so I can feel less bad

Nhex, Friday, 9 February 2018 00:46 (six years ago) link

7.8% sorry

Mordy, Friday, 9 February 2018 00:50 (six years ago) link

if you breed without a license do the cops go after you?

adam the (abanana), Friday, 9 February 2018 01:09 (six years ago) link

you can get busted by one of your customers but i think if you ask each of them if they're a cop you can avoid that.

Mordy, Friday, 9 February 2018 01:18 (six years ago) link

i got busted. lost all my monsters which was good cuz i quit

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 9 February 2018 02:02 (six years ago) link

Made it to 9.8% but I have the biggest truck and have seem to have explored everywhere so not sure I need to go on. But it swallowed up my workday very effectively.

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 9 February 2018 05:39 (six years ago) link

Of course, XENOMORPH + JASON VOORHEES = JASON X.

Nhex, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 02:41 (six years ago) link

I bred Freddy Kreuger with one I can't remember and got Chad Kroeger.
Blob + Zombie gives Blob Zombie.

adam the (abanana), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 08:51 (six years ago) link

It was Freddy Krueger + Chucky

Nhex, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:36 (six years ago) link

THE DEVIL + HANNIBAL LECTER = DAMNABLE LECTER

Nhex, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:37 (six years ago) link

aw damn, did anyone do sasquatch + michael myers yet (it's an abomichael snowmyers)

flippy bard (Will M.), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 00:31 (six years ago) link

you'd think Shrek would combine well due to Neil C's Smash Mouth/Shrek memes, but it just adds "shrek" to the start or end of everything.

neil shreked me.

adam the (abanana), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 02:14 (six years ago) link

two years pass...

Family is a neat little investigate em up (kind of like a mix of Hypnospace Outlaw and Obra Dinn) where you have to figure out who the members of a bunch of fictitious British indie bands from 1985-1995 by listening to their songs and reading articles about them. The details are all really good and the fake songs aren't half bad (and all seem to match up with real world equivalents). It can be played in browser or downloaded for free and takes about 30 mins to an hour to beat.

https://owl-skip.itch.io/family

Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Thursday, 6 August 2020 19:14 (three years ago) link

Pretty fun, excellent concept and good music. Couldn't figure out the last five.
Love that Kate Bush-inspired "Easy Tiger" cover art.

Nhex, Thursday, 6 August 2020 22:05 (three years ago) link

Ha, yeah, this was fun. Impressive that they recorded stuff for each band. I did find it ran horribly, full of lag, on my computer though.

emil.y, Friday, 7 August 2020 13:40 (three years ago) link

thanks for this; i put in a good and enjoyable hour right up until the last five... those required lots of trial and error but i finally got it right... there's no clear answer to who Dova Pavlova's drummer is! Turns out it's the replacement drummer for Easy Tiger if anyone's having issues there. That, plus the other member of Klanger, gave me fits but it's a good feeling to turn the key.

https://familygame.bandcamp.com/album/family-game-soundtrack

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 21:21 (three years ago) link

three months pass...

https://dreadpon.itch.io/banners-begone

it's a clicker! it will only take you about an hour.

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 05:26 (three years ago) link

pretty good. i like that you have to sort of puzzle out where each gate basically is

Nhex, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 03:36 (three years ago) link

here's an online multiplayer RPG that you play inside of a tweet

just smuggled my ENTIRE GAME into this "video" embed tweet, enjoy https://t.co/tYhXidt2Ur

— 𝕃𝕆𝔸𝕄 ʟ5 πŸ’§πŸŒ± (@ClayLoam) December 11, 2020

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 01:00 (three years ago) link

cool, just as a technical exercise!

Nhex, Tuesday, 22 December 2020 04:16 (three years ago) link

Was 2020 a bad year for free games? Would there be enough for a top 5 list?

Philip Nunez, Sunday, 27 December 2020 16:13 (three years ago) link

releasing games on itch.io/steam/mobile stores for a small fee is pretty easy now. lots of developers taking that route.

wasdnuos (abanana), Sunday, 27 December 2020 18:35 (three years ago) link

Call of Duty Warzone #1

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Sunday, 27 December 2020 18:37 (three years ago) link

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1289310/Helltaker/

A silly, funny, cute and short puzzle game about forming a harem of demon girls. Great music. Can't remember exactly how this came to my attention, but I think it got some kind of recognition during awards season/year-end best-of lists.

Nhex, Monday, 4 January 2021 07:39 (three years ago) link

it's a good time!

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 January 2021 23:40 (three years ago) link

has anyone tried this?
https://tocogames.itch.io/infinitepizza

Philip Nunez, Monday, 18 January 2021 15:56 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://okogame.ch/
^full screen plz

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 6 February 2021 17:16 (three years ago) link

https://rob1221.itch.io/chessformer
fun if you like sokoban more than you like chess (I do!)

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 11 February 2021 23:44 (three years ago) link

good stuff!

wasdnuos (abanana), Friday, 12 February 2021 14:29 (three years ago) link

i hit a few stumpers but i should go back

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 February 2021 18:50 (three years ago) link

three months pass...

this game is simple and stupid and i cannot win

https://dotsandboxes.org/

I was born anxious, here's how to do it. (ledge), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 09:40 (two years ago) link

something i firefox(?) means i don't see chosen lines, which makes it extra difficult. but i wonder if it's one of those things you can't win, like Nim, if you go first and the computer plays perfectly?

is that only 2^24 combinations. actually, fewer given there's got to be an equal number of 0s and 1s. um, perhaps not because order is important.

or is it 24! which is 6e+23 which is a few more.

koogs, Tuesday, 25 May 2021 10:16 (two years ago) link

You can switch who plays first, doesn't make a difference to my miserable performance.

I was born anxious, here's how to do it. (ledge), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 10:18 (two years ago) link

After googling and getting it to show some hints I can now beat it fairly reliably going first or second, but I suspect only because the computer makes the same moves every time, I'd probably still be shit against a decent human player.

I was born anxious, here's how to do it. (ledge), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 13:10 (two years ago) link

i have been doing these, train track puzzles, which i first saw in the guardian on saturdays

https://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~sgtatham/puzzles/js/tracks.html

koogs, Tuesday, 25 May 2021 14:39 (two years ago) link

nineletterword.tompaton.com/random

has a questionable word list.

wasdnuos (abanana), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 17:01 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://lalo.li/ddd/
click to make ball barriers. use the ball barriers to help the falling ball hit the black ball. now work around the obstacles. rinse repeat.

^^^ good one, feels like something out of the heyday of this genre/thread. got to 30 points and called it a night.

Bobo Honk, real name, no gimmicks (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 19 June 2021 02:42 (two years ago) link

also scrolling through thread i had a nice little nostalgic moment for that wacky weekend in May 2013 spent, with the rest of the folks itt, totally hooked on the strange abstract world of Candy Box.

Bobo Honk, real name, no gimmicks (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 19 June 2021 03:05 (two years ago) link


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